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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 02:48:46
Much to my dismay, I just recieved this email. Apparently one of my "friends" think they are funny. I love a good practicle joke, but this goes to far! There is going to be hell to pay when I track down this SOB!
IFrom: noreply@starandal.com
Date: Fri Feb 4, 2005 17:27:48 US/Pacific
Subject: A message from StarandAl.com
Hello Friends!
We are so happy to tell you that the response to the Golden Globes "Clothes Off Our Back" charity auction was magnificent! The organization, the stars who participated and the fans that supported the auction really gave it their all and the money raised for UNICEF will certainly go to a wonderful cause. So thank you from the bottom of our hearts!
Please allow us to also invite you to join Star Jones Reynolds at this year's Screen Actors Guild Awards, as the new queen of the red carpet again is the "Hostess with the Mostess". You know that Star will get the scoop from the biggest names to hit the ruby runway: Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hilary Swank, Charlize Theron, Teri Hatcher and more will be on hand, along with the rest of Hollywood's elite, as they salute their own.
Catch three exciting hours of red-hot red carpet action, as the dolled-up thespians strut their stuff at L.A.'s Shrine Exposition Center. See who's ready to party and, most important, what they're wearing, when we bring you a day of glitz, glamour and gab with Live from the Red Carpet: The 2005 Screen Actors Guild Awards, Sat., Feb. 5, at 5 p.m. ET/PT.
To see this ultimate warm-up to the biggest actors' action of the year--um, Oscars, hello?--make sure you stick with E! and Star!
This is a wonderful and exciting year for us...we hope that life is good for you also!
Best regards,
Al & Star Reynolds
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/05/2013 : 22:40:54
classic. man where the fuck is KOK? you still on the trains buddy?
FYI y'all....i'm going to KISS tomorrow. FOR FREE BITCHES.
"Do Re Me So Far So Good" |
| VoVat |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 18:18:45
quote:
i wouldn't know so much about std's myself being the innocent born again virgin type
So you re-virginated yourself, or what?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 12:51:52
Ahem, you haven't seen these pictures michael.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 12:17:17
It will do no good. The mind is weak remember.
Love, love, my season |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 11:47:54
ooh big colourful pictures should do the trick
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 11:44:36
Its cool for me cuz I'm married.
But it makes me worry about the kids.
I'm tempted to bust out my human sexuality textbook for the lad and turn to the photo section of the std chapter........
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 11:38:31
i wouldn't know so much about std's myself being the innocent born again virgin type
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 11:35:15
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
human papiloma virus I believe...
I read some stat here that said almost 40% of the university students here have some sort of std with this one being the most common. Good Lord! The scary thing was that most of them didn't even know they had it because alot of the time it presents no symptoms.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:33:08
From what I remember, L-Lysine helps in "rebuilding damaged tissue"...so it doesn't really have anything to do with the virus, it just makes the effects of it seem less severe...kinda helps your body to cleanup after the virus does its damage.
Lay the science on us, "starmekitten" if that IS your real name. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 07:53:36
That can happen.
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 01:29:04
human papiloma virus I believe...
a friend of mine had to go to hospital because of a stomach ulcer and when i went to visit her she was telling me what was wrong with the other people on the ward, right at the end of the ward was this pale looking girl who'd got a nasty dose of herpes from her bf going down on her when he had a cold sore (or so she says....)
I always laugh when I see L-Lysine.. I'd tell you why but it's a molecular biology thing...
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| VoVat |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 19:04:57
quote:
If anybody can successfully fight the evil forces of the FTC and FDA
it's the mighty Sasquatch.
But they only live into their forties!
I suppose it's possible that they don't get herpes, though.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| dayanara |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 18:17:50
subtle
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 18:15:14
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
hpv?
human p-something virus? which is what? someone i know went around
giving that to people in college and she was bisexual. i was literally the only
person in my house who did not get it from her.
eeeeeeeeeeeew!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Here's a hint.
How's about a kiss!
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| floop |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 18:11:23
not coming back to this thread..
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 18:10:54
Please, DON'T.
I need to sleep in peace.
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
And this is for when you're feeling sad
And this is for when you feel...
Something
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 18:08:48
It kind of looks like cauliflower to me.
They had plenty of real pic but i figured I'd go with a cartoon.
Should I post a real picture for all to enjoy?
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| dayanara |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 18:05:30
i'm so proud of myself for turning this thread into a herpes discussion forum.
i used to have a friend who got herpes from the very first guy she slept with. she was in total denial, and went about spreading it around town. everytime she would sleep with a new guy, a few weeks later, she'd call him up and accuse him of giving her herpes. i never figured out if it was some weird head game she was playing on them so that they wouldn't get mad at her for giving them herpes, of if she was just totally nuts. i called the health department and reported her and that was the end of that friendship.
kok, that picture looks more like hpv to me.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
| floop |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 18:05:08
they said something to the effect that it was "in poor taste" and "wouldn't portray a positive image of our company"..
i kind of a agree
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 18:03:47
Did your Russian lysine corporate sponsors have a problem with that
picture? They of all people ought to have compassion for sufferers
of cold sores! What's happened to corporations' hearts?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| floop |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 17:57:48
not after seeing that picture
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 17:52:19
Will this message include a tip of the day? We have not had
today's tip of the day today, have we? A day without a tip of the
day is like a day without sunshine, you know.
We have a corporate sponsor, now let's get to it!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 17:52:01
Okay, bye!
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| floop |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 17:48:59
being out in the sun can cause outbreaks too. i have cold sores (have since i was a kid) and i've been taking lysine and it seems to work great.
this message brought to you by
(bracing self for bad herpes-related jokes)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 17:25:56
Well, I'm not, although I have gotten cold sores in the past. (not on my genitals thankfully). I've been taking lysine a couple times a week and it's worked great. I think it's been close to three years without a cold sore. If there is a way to eliminate the virus, that would be great though. But anyway that was just something mentioned in the book he hasn't gotten into what herb it is. I'm not sure if he can with out the FTC abd FDA coming down on him.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 16:02:09
Damn right they do.
Love, love, my season |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 16:01:12
I'm reading a book about natural cures and he mentions that herpes can be cured with a particualr herb that you would drink in tea form for thirty days. It's a very good book so far. The FDA and the FTC are like gangster thugs for the pharmaceutical industries. They want us sick people.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 15:27:29
How did you know he had herpes?
Oh I get it.
Love, love, my season |
| dayanara |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 13:44:43
what a lovely woman. she reminds me of grimace, from mcdonalds. i saw her recently at a restaraunt when she was in town for donald trump's wedding. she was bitching at the waitress and letting the whole place know how famous and important she is.
i'm curious as to how one "accidentally" signs up for the star and al newsletter. that's like accidentally signing up for herpes.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 12:44:37
Just don't sign any of us up, OK?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 12:37:25
Um? I've been thinking this over and I think I may have signed myself up for the Star & Al news letter.
Disregard.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 11:17:29
That's .... sanctimonious!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 17:49:45
BOOM BOOM
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 17:29:57
Cocks I think.
Love, love, my season |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 17:14:47
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
How can that be the case when Star is waiting for you, KOK?
Rub a dub dub time!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
ummm are those chickens behind her head?
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