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VoVat |
Posted - 02/04/2005 : 13:40:14 On my Internet welcome screen a few days ago, there was a headline that I thought said, "Math use rising for kids." I thought, "Well, that's a good thing, right?" Then I looked again, and saw that the headline was actually, "METH use rising for kids," which, well, isn't so good.
I can also recall seeing a sign advertising chocolate silk pie, but I originally saw the word "silk" as "sex."
Anyone else ever misread stuff like that?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 03:24:54 Haha, but whilst we're on the subject, I can get you a copy for $5 if you like? It's hot stuff!
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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VoVat |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 21:27:45 There's a thread on the Frank Black Making Noise forum about a Honeycomb promo. I just read it as "Honeycomb porno," even though it wasn't the first time I'd seen the topic.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
Daisy Girl |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 22:08:17 I do it all the time! Have to keep track for an example |
tobafett |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 19:40:19 a church sign I drove past on friday nite read:
Sermon this weekend--Loving Your Neighbor Visiting Pastor Fred Nipple.
But the actual name was Fred Pipple. and i laffed. til i almost hit a minicooper at a stopsign.
that might've been funny too:) |
VoVat |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 14:50:54 I'll bet you were disappointed to find out it was just a bakery!
Or did they have erotic cakes?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
Newo |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 14:26:58 When I first came to Catalunya I thought the signs for bakeries, Forn, said Porn.
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You know the man you hate? you look more like him every day. |
VoVat |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 14:20:54 Yes, just like Afternoon Delight is delightful for afternoons.
The song isn't delightful for ANYBODY, though.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 11:22:14 Did you think that Turkish Delight was delightful for Turks?
Love, love, my season |
VoVat |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 10:18:02 There used to be a Chinese restaurant in my area called "Hunan Delight," and I thought it was "HUMAN Delight" when I was a kid. No, I didn't think they served human flesh there, just that it was delightful FOR humans, or something like that.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/04/2005 : 20:00:14 i just read corolynanna's thread "SnowFarts" |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/04/2005 : 16:58:43 I was reading the 'First concert' thread just now and I thought I read floop's as 'Joan Jett & The Blackhearts'. Sadly it was just 'oan Jett & The Black hearts'.
I was just gonna tell him how cool he was too.
Love, love, my season |
shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/04/2005 : 16:26:39 we have some korean? restaurants around here 2 that always make me laugh are "pho bch nga" and "pho khan hoa". i'm probably not reading them right but whatever. |
floop |
Posted - 02/04/2005 : 15:07:59 i saw a casino billboard the other day that said "Come To Reno Quickly!" which i thought said "Janet Reno Lick Me"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/04/2005 : 13:57:53 I had one yesterday. I was on Amazon.co.uk, looking for a film for Kitty, when I saw a list someone had made, entitled 'A bunch of crappy films (which are good)'. I decided to have a look, and half away down I saw the film 'Crap fishing with Liam Dale'. Oh how I laughed. How I laughed until I realised it was actually called 'Carp fishing with Liam Dale'. So then I laughed some more.
Crazy days.
Love, love, my season |
kathryn |
Posted - 02/04/2005 : 13:46:19 Sometimes I see "and" or "the" and have to do a double-take because I can't figure out what I'm reading.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
speedy_m |
Posted - 02/04/2005 : 13:43:26 Robert Pollard famously misread a sign saying "Beethoven" as "Bee Thousand", and look where that got him! |