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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 16:10:15
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5547348803&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 08:15:35
Isn't this taking place the week before KOK's alleged birthday?
Perfect timing.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/05/2005 : 04:02:43
Well KoK, if this isn't already your work, then I would like to buy you a ticket for this.
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11771
Love, love, my season |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/02/2005 : 11:22:43
You know you are!
We have the answer to all your fears
It's short, it's simple, it's crystal dear
It's round about, it's somewhere here
Lost amongst our winnings |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/02/2005 : 11:19:58
Um, thanks. Sort of.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 02/02/2005 : 05:57:26
Kathryn - you have a YURD - you are now officially the COOLEST board member!
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/01/2005 : 05:57:53
Fine. Everybody mark down on your calendars this June 7. Big party. My house.
To answer the birthday boy's question, it's high speed cable. Dial up? You insult me. Despite the chickens and dirt floors, there are lots of high-tech amenities. Which reminds me. There will be just two rules at this party: 1) no one gets near my Joe Strummer shrine; 2) no one touches my Frank memorabilia.
Now I have to go call the cops because that is one scary photo KOK posted. That's exactly what Casa Kay looks like, give or take another two feet of snow.
Are you surveilling the place or what?! I'm scared.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 19:34:41
I'll bring the vodka thats illegal over there
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 19:31:01
alright that's it - fb.net meet & greet at kiki's hut. i'll bring the deli platter and narcotics.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 19:27:47
I'm sorry Kay, but those things don't look very Sasquatch worthy. What are you going to do when this day comes?
http://www.bigfootsounds.com/call911.mp3
Keep the patchouli flying and maybe it never will.
By the way, do you have dial up, or cable?
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 19:21:50
Kathryn is such a picture whore!
But she's going to put me up for a visit
so she's a lovely picture whore.
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 19:17:28
I got those pics!
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 19:11:26
After recieving a couple of photographs of kathryns 'yurt' I have again changed my mind about visiting.
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 19:08:31
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Yes, actually I live in a yurt -- that's a hippie structure. I keep
chickens and other fowl, for eating (after skinning). One of the
bathrooms, the outdoor one, is frozen, of course. But we make
do. (Pun intended). It's cozy once you get used to heating with
a woodstove stove. Chopping wood's good exercise. When we
need to use electricity (say, to play a Catholics bootleg really loud)
we use a passive solar generator. I never shave my legs, I always
wear patchouli. It's good here in the Green Mountain State, the
People's Republic of Vermont. A bit cold but good.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
I think I may want to find a better place to die Kay. Sorry. Maybe a nice cave were the floors are covered in bat droppings, and the droppings are infested with all types of dung beatles, cave scorpians, and the like.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 18:53:14
The rest of the Sasquatch.
Love, love, my season |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 18:49:38
When I want maple syrup, I walk outside, past the chickens,
go behind the outdoor outhouse and tap myself a tree. Easy
as pie!
Back on topic, I am thinking that for KOK's birthday, I will send
him a Sasquatch hairball. Something coughed up by that
magical, mythical creature he reveres. What are the rest of youse
guys getting him?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 17:33:04
Yep! The best too, imported from Canada.
Love, love, my season |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 17:27:26
But at least you have a lot of maple syrup, right?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 17:00:02
The guest room is quite lovely. It's painted blood red (we believe
in recycling and used the chickens' blood). Really, you should
come visit! It's not too bad once you get used to the straw floor.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 16:55:40
You know what I said about visiting, I might have changed my mind...
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 16:50:04
Yes, actually I live in a yurt -- that's a hippie structure. I keep
chickens and other fowl, for eating (after skinning). One of the
bathrooms, the outdoor one, is frozen, of course. But we make
do. (Pun intended). It's cozy once you get used to heating with
a woodstove stove. Chopping wood's good exercise. When we
need to use electricity (say, to play a Catholics bootleg really loud)
we use a passive solar generator. I never shave my legs, I always
wear patchouli. It's good here in the Green Mountain State, the
People's Republic of Vermont. A bit cold but good.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 15:50:17
She lives in Vermont Monkey. VERMONT!!
Two of them are out houses, and one is a bush just off the front porch, for sure.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 14:49:55
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I have three bathrooms. But I don't like the sound of this.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
THREE!? Are you loaded or what!? Two is a luxury here.
Love, love, my season |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 12:47:21
Oh, I am so happy for you, darwin! Isn't it hilarious?
That scatological 11-year-old-boy-type humor will go over well
with the alleged birthday boy (KOK).
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| darwin |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 12:35:57
I just read that about a week ago. "Big Boy". I was like a giggling 11 year old when I read that. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 11:58:24
Which reminds me, has anybody read David Sedaris'
hilarious story about the giant turd, in his book "Me Talk Pretty
One Day?"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 11:54:34
No one does.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 11:41:46
I have three bathrooms. But I don't like the sound of this.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 02:32:51
I mostly toilet sit.
Hope you have a spare bathroom. I like my privacy.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 10:44:41
I have a lovely sun room (bigger than the one I spied in the
photos of Casa Del KOK that you posted a while back) where
the chameleons would be quite happy. However, for the
pleasure of my cooking, charm, music and wine collections
and witty banter, you would have to change your Sasquatch ways:
no more unshaved squalor, no more go go dancers, no more
brooding. Yes to weight lifting, playing the Mescaleros loud, trashing
the fascists running the US, and doing various but not too strenuous little jobs around the house. Also, do you babysit?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 10:41:43
Wait a minute!
We're not one of the legendary but elusive Sasquatch.
We got a good fifteen years left in us if we lay off the tea.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 10:38:59
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Fuckin' a! So, being 41+ myself, I should just find a good place to die?!??!
Is that what I'm hearing you say, KOK? Fuckin' a! I have reasons to live, my friend!
I have a Pixies T-shirt that I am wearing right now and it is making me feel
good about life. I have a nice bottle of wine to drink with good friends tonight. I have Mescaleros CDs arriving to my mailbox any week now!
Find a good place to die. My ass!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
That sounds like a pretty good place to die.
You spend much time looking for that?
I'm kind of getting an early start, can I come over and die there?
Wait a minute. Do you have chameleons though?
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 10:34:03
Fuckin' a! So, being 41+ myself, I should just find a good place to die?!??!
Is that what I'm hearing you say, KOK? Fuckin' a! I have reasons to live, my friend!
I have a Pixies T-shirt that I am wearing right now and it is making me feel
good about life. I have a nice bottle of wine to drink with good friends tonight. I have Mescaleros CDs arriving to my mailbox any week now!
Find a good place to die. My ass!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 09:50:22
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Green tea contains some caffeine. I only do caffeine in the form
of chocolate. Another fascinating fact: I am four years older than you.
How much older than me is your average Sasquatch?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
The legendary but elusive Sasquatch has seen it's better years by the time it reaches 41.
They usually spend their last year finding a good place to die.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 09:45:16
Green tea contains some caffeine. I only do caffeine in the form
of chocolate. Another fascinating fact: I am four years older than you.
How much older than me is your average Sasquatch?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 09:40:51
It will make more sense if you consume three pots of green tea.
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