| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 13:18:56
What can I say? I love the silly bastard!
Northwest 911 call http://www.bigfootsounds.com/call911.mp3
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| Perk |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 21:02:40
Bigfoot is shy, and hates the paparazzi !
Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 02:38:05
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. There's a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
-mitch hedberg |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 13:00:09
That call was really good. Now only if he could have gotten some video to go along with it! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 09:26:33
quote:
Originally posted by Perk
After watching Harry and the Hendersons.
I think Big Foot is a vegan, but likes to eat fish ? also brown and hairy.
I'd like to hear thr rest of that recording.
Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things
I don't think there would be enough vegetation etc. to make it through the winter. They've supposedly been seen clamming. I got the deer hunting theory from a story some farmer told. Supposedly he was hearing something in the woods behind his house, banging on trees surrounding this clearing. When he went to check it out in the morning he was finding dead deer. What's weird though, is that many times the deer was a fawn and it had it's front leg twisted until broken. There was an opening ripped in it's gut but the deer was not being eaten. When it was further investigated apparently their livers were being removed.
See? The legendary, but elusive, Sasquatch are after the minerals that would be found in a deers liver. Yeah.
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| Perk |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 21:59:23
After watching Harry and the Hendersons.
I think Big Foot is a vegan, but likes to eat fish ? also brown and hairy.
I'd like to hear thr rest of that recording.
Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 20:43:22
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Wouldn't whacking trees with sticks alert the deer to their presence?
Hmm, maybe that's why they're dying out.
"Reunion? Shit union!"
Not if they are working in a group. They would encircle the deer and scare them in one direction with noise, while tightening the circle until eventually the deer are running right into a sasquatch, while looking to escape. At that point, we grab them, rip them, eat flesh of... Argggh! Whoop! Whoop!
Huh? Where am I? Oh... Uh? The answer is no.
Chimpanzees hunt monkees in this same manner.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 20:20:03
Oh, I've deleted the tree whacking sounds. Oh well.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 15:43:49
Wouldn't whacking trees with sticks alert the deer to their presence?
Hmm, maybe that's why they're dying out.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
