| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 18:36:34
 Kittens Love Salon
All this talk of soul mates and dating makes me realise that so many of you have so much to give in the world or love. I am here to help you with these problems. Be it a life partner, a quick fling or a bit of extra-marital fun you're looking for Kitten will find you the one! And you never know! They could be someone already lurking around here every day! Just answer a few simple questions and Kitten will work her magic and tell you who your IDEAL PARTNER is!
1. Star Sign -
2. You are planning a romantic evening for your date, is it:
a) dinner, fine wine and a movie
b) burgers and milkshakes
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van
3. Diamonds or a pearl necklace?
4. What is your favourite colour?
5. Which of these is sexy to you?
a) candlit room and mood music?
b) crotchles panties and a peekaboo bra?
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van sprayed down with febreeze
6. Are you looking for a:
a) boy
b) girl
c) either/both (!)
7. What is your favourite film?
8. In bed are you
a) boring predictable
b) adventurous
c) what do you mean bed? you mean mattress in the back of...
9. Which of the following statements would you most agree with
a) Trust is the most important thing in a relationship
b) Sex is the most important thing in a relationship
c) Money is the most important thing in a relationship
d) Breasts are the most important thing in a relationship
e) Being well endowed is the most important thing in a relationship
10. On a sunday do you like to
a) sleep/go to the pub
b) read the paper in bed with a coffee listening to the radio
c) watch pornographic films/read pornographic material.
11. In less than 50 words describe your ideal partner.
This questionnare was bought to you by Kitten industries - making love since 1999
you
me
we used to be on fire |
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 22:04:09
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
quote:
Forum people are internet people who I can't develop a crush on because it's not real, it's a computer screen and as people they could be very different so that would be daft.
Unfortunately, I'm pretty much exactly the same in real life as I am on the forum. Except I'm whinier and more nervous in person.
"Reunion? Shit union!"
well I don't have a secret forum crush on you VoVat
(with you it's more like secret forum lust)
( )
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| floop |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 21:39:10
"i'm with floop" - dayanara, Feb, 2005
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 21:34:37
quote:
Forum people are internet people who I can't develop a crush on because it's not real, it's a computer screen and as people they could be very different so that would be daft.
Unfortunately, I'm pretty much exactly the same in real life as I am on the forum. Except I'm whinier and more nervous in person.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 17:52:35
Yeah, kitten, take the quiz!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| dayanara |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 17:29:16
i'm with floop, what the hell is going on in here? has kitty taken the quiz yet?
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 16:36:09
You don't understand? This is about some secret crushies!
We have the answer to all your fears
It's short, it's simple, it's crystal dear
It's round about, it's somewhere here
Lost amongst our winnings |
| floop |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 15:54:55
i don't understand what anyone's talking about anymore
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 14:21:32
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I thought I was her friend.
Love, love, my season
think on internet boy!
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 13:12:18
quote:
Originally posted by rita
Why are you sad Homer, I'm your friend too!
We have the answer to all your fears
It's short, it's simple, it's crystal dear
It's round about, it's somewhere here
Lost amongst our winnings
I thought I was her friend.
Love, love, my season |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 12:44:38
You know you can, we can speak in code!
We have the answer to all your fears
It's short, it's simple, it's crystal dear
It's round about, it's somewhere here
Lost amongst our winnings |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 12:41:39
No. Can't say. Can't say.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 12:36:48
Tell us about that, querida amiga!
We have the answer to all your fears
It's short, it's simple, it's crystal dear
It's round about, it's somewhere here
Lost amongst our winnings |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 12:34:52
I am beginning to believe that forum crushes are real and it's scary.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| floop |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 12:29:22
quote:
Originally posted by remig
that's exactly like this dream i had (again) last night
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| floop |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 12:28:13
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
Apologies for appearing in any way ungrateful Madame Kitten, but I've decided to hook up with LBF instead of Floop (apologies to you too Floop, but I'm afraid your heart is elsewhere in anycase). L
what's up with that?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 12:20:38
Why are you sad Homer, I'm your friend too!
We have the answer to all your fears
It's short, it's simple, it's crystal dear
It's round about, it's somewhere here
Lost amongst our winnings |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 12:06:15
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
yes, falling for an internet person thats what I've done, oh how my heart burns with latent desire for this not real person who I have never met, oh woe.
*rolls eyes*
ah ha! you havent met them - process of elimination - Tis not Floop!
Forum people are internet people who I can't develop a crush on because it's not real, it's a computer screen and as people they could be very different so that would be daft.
Tony and Rita are no longer forum people or internet people they are friends.
you
me
we used to be on fire
I don't know about anybody else, but I am a little sad now.
Love, love, my season |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 10:09:01
well if owen doesn't want Karen O he could give her to mike then you could have Natasha, Lauren and Carolynanna but that would be terribly greedy of you.
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 10:08:30
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I was going to say I'll trade you Mike (Lauren = lurvely, strange thing that the geordie accent is not horribly off-putting right?), but I wouldn't want to give up Caroly or Natasha. This is tough.
"What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise, is in fact the brilliant music of a genius"
Awwww you're sweet as maple syrup simo 
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 10:06:47
quote:
Originally posted by remig
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I just wanted to drive this point home.
I don't know what it means, but feel it bears repeating. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 10:04:23
I was going to say I'll trade you Mike (Lauren = lurvely, strange thing that the geordie accent is not horribly off-putting right?), but I wouldn't want to give up Caroly or Natasha. This is tough.
"What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise, is in fact the brilliant music of a genius" |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 10:02:46
a thing eh?
well
(whats a thing?)
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:38:35
Plus, we dont really need to go in to a whole detective thing about it, we all know you and Mike have got some thing going on!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:37:39
never dismiss the detective work of Myself. You have no idea the sources i can acquire my information from.
PLus,t he process of elimination is not to be brushed aside - its is officially the best process any one could use to process ...stuff
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| n/a |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:33:47
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Tony and Rita are no longer forum people or internet people they are friends.
you
me
we used to be on fire
That's right, Tony, Tre and Rita are frinda!
We have the answer to all your fears
It's short, it's simple, it's crystal dear
It's round about, it's somewhere here
Lost amongst our winnings |
| remig |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:30:31
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:28:04
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
yes, falling for an internet person thats what I've done, oh how my heart burns with latent desire for this not real person who I have never met, oh woe.
*rolls eyes*
ah ha! you havent met them - process of elimination - Tis not Floop!
Never become a scientist or a detective Mel, you're really not cut out for it.
Forum people are internet people who I can't develop a crush on because it's not real, it's a computer screen and as people they could be very different so that would be daft.
Tony and Rita are no longer forum people or internet people they are friends.
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:25:02
Got me too!
We have the answer to all your fears
It's short, it's simple, it's crystal dear
It's round about, it's somewhere here
Lost amongst our winnings |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:23:06
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Rita? well she was pretty hot
you
me
we used to be on fire
Gotcha!
Love, love, my season |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:21:50
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
yes, falling for an internet person thats what I've done, oh how my heart burns with latent desire for this not real person who I have never met, oh woe.
*rolls eyes*
Rita I would never tell you to shut up, that was for homers pet moan-key
you
me
we used to be on fire
To be fair, you have met the chief suspect.
That's for calling me names.
Love, love, my season
There were rumours...
We have the answer to all your fears
It's short, it's simple, it's crystal dear
It's round about, it's somewhere here
Lost amongst our winnings |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:21:28
Rita? well she was pretty hot
you
me
we used to be on fire |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:19:30
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
yes, falling for an internet person thats what I've done, oh how my heart burns with latent desire for this not real person who I have never met, oh woe.
*rolls eyes*
ah ha! you havent met them - process of elimination - Tis not Floop!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:17:14
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
yes, falling for an internet person thats what I've done, oh how my heart burns with latent desire for this not real person who I have never met, oh woe.
*rolls eyes*
Rita I would never tell you to shut up, that was for homers pet moan-key
you
me
we used to be on fire
To be fair, you have met the chief suspect.
That's for calling me names.
Love, love, my season |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:08:46
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
yes, falling for an internet person thats what I've done, oh how my heart burns with latent desire for this not real person who I have never met, oh woe.
*rolls eyes*
Rita I would never tell you to shut up, that was for homers pet moan-key
you
me
we used to be on fire
See how this is? I never understand you...I'll beggin to speak portuguese again...pode ser querida?
We have the answer to all your fears
It's short, it's simple, it's crystal dear
It's round about, it's somewhere here
Lost amongst our winnings |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/03/2005 : 09:07:28
it's romeo and juliet all over again
you
me
we used to be on fire |
