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floop Posted - 01/24/2005 : 14:49:23
SHOWGIRLS is one


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 01/27/2005 : 02:30:26
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen was indeed not very good. A couple of nice moments, but on the whole, not too great.

I haven't seen Dumb & Dumberer, and that's despite being a HUGE fan of the original. I believe it is absolute tosh.

Love, love, my season
Superabounder Posted - 01/26/2005 : 19:10:14
Best thing about Highlander 2 was finding a $20 bill in the cup holder by my seat during the movie. Kind of made up for the brain damage the movie gave me. Original Highlander-that was good.

Worst movie I knew would be bad, but somehow caved in and saw it based on the graces of the first movie anyway: Dumb & Dumber 2. The original Dumb & Dumber had some classic, albeit idiotic, comedic moments, but the second movie was pure hell.
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 01/26/2005 : 16:43:22
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

Haven't seen a Highlander movie.


You rememeber that picture of you with the big fur cloak, and the giant sword? Its just like that, only better.

There can be only one!
Hence, the sequels suck.


And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure and the privilege is mine.
billgoodman Posted - 01/26/2005 : 13:26:21
hey I read a lot of Life is Beautiful bashing before here
I want to be sure you are not talking about
La Vita e Bella (life is beautiful) of that Italian guy
Robert Beginini(?)
cause that movie is great
in my opinion
really touching

"I joined the cult of Jon Tiven/Bye!"
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 01/26/2005 : 11:35:02
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

League of Extraordinary Gentleman is a movie Sean should be ashamed of himself for.
I was expecting it to be bad but I liked it. Is my brain deteriorating? My younger brother recently claimed to love crappy movies, then 5 minutes later rabidly frothed at the mouth about how much crap he thought LoEG was.

I have to know, why do you guys hate it?


Lon the Fisherman has wooden legs, but real feet.



If I could remember it well enough to foment an argument against it, I'd love to answer your question. I just remember strongly disliking it. That you enjoyed it makes me wonder if perhaps I missed something redeeming.


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Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 01/26/2005 : 11:32:24
I heard they shot a nude scene with her for that movie which is on the cutting room floor. THAT is a shame. :)


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The Holiday Son Posted - 01/26/2005 : 11:27:14
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

Closer's bad?



yep yep. damn shame.

quote:

Didn't Natalie win an award for that or something?



Yes, The Golden Globes.
Clive Owen won one too.
Both deserved it.
apl4eris Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:38:27
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

League of Extraordinary Gentleman is a movie Sean should be ashamed of himself for.
I was expecting it to be bad but I liked it. Is my brain deteriorating? My younger brother recently claimed to love crappy movies, then 5 minutes later rabidly frothed at the mouth about how much crap he thought LoEG was.

I have to know, why do you guys hate it?


Lon the Fisherman has wooden legs, but real feet.
vilainde Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:34:47
This is for you, kitten:




Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
vilainde Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:29:56
Yeah but he did Face/Off, which saves his entire career.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
BLT Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:25:32
I'm amazed how many bad films Nicolas Cage has been in.



"Anything Dave Matthews can do, John Mayer can do worse"
starmekitten Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:21:38
my comment would be

"who cares about the story line that guy with the dubious accent is hot"



you
me
we used to be on fire
vilainde Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:17:25
I already said it once but I love reading the comments on imdb.com for crappy movies. Here's what people say about Highlander II:

"This movie runs the decathlon of stupidity and comes in first in every event"

"Couldn't have been worse if they tried"

"I understand the CIA is going to be using this movie to interrogate suspects now"

"I think that I am stupider for having watched Highlander 2"

"The title of this summary is "Unforgettable", but in no way is that a compliment. I vividly remember the cash I laid out for this movie, and I want it back."

"This movie smells like a hamster that escaped into your heating vent and died."


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
starmekitten Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:11:22
all highlander films are fantastic

(used to have a massive crush on Christopher Lambert when I was about 14)



(prrr)



you
me
we used to be on fire
toeknee Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:10:14
I thought that Moulin Rouge was an all-singing, all-dancing pile of crap. Yet for some reason the ladies all dig it.
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:00:37
I liked The Rock for what it was.

The Avengers was terrible though. No doubts there. Haven't seen a Highlander movie.


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vilainde Posted - 01/26/2005 : 08:58:59
Uh... the guy played in The Avengers, The Rock and Highlander II. I don't think one more crappy movie would bother him.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 01/26/2005 : 08:56:01
Closer's bad? Didn't Natalie win an award for that or something?

League of Extraordinary Gentleman is a movie Sean should be ashamed of himself for. Along with the Avengers, which was so bad it transcended the stages where you shut it off, leave it on because it's so awful it's funny, and we had to just shut it off.


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The Holiday Son Posted - 01/26/2005 : 08:53:08
Closer.
Once again I was warned but I couldn't resist.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 01/26/2005 : 03:59:56
Not yet Denis, no. I think I may wait for a DVD release, seeing as it is not supposed to be very good.

Love, love, my season
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 01/26/2005 : 02:48:41
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen. That sucked worse than this: http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=9903


And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure and the privilege is mine.
whoreatthedoor Posted - 01/26/2005 : 02:42:30
The perfect definition, Rémi.

I enjoyed it anyway.


The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three
remig Posted - 01/26/2005 : 02:40:36
Ocean twelve is a joke, these guys got some holidays in Europe all together and decided to get their money back pretending it was a movie.

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vilainde Posted - 01/26/2005 : 02:06:13
Hey Homer, did you see Ocean's 12 eventually?


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
whoreatthedoor Posted - 01/26/2005 : 01:26:41
quote:
Originally posted by remig
Does "almost" includes Spiderman?



I don't know how can I answer this... If I say yes, does it mean Spiderman sucked?

No, no, it was OK. And it has two extra points only because Kirsten was in it.


The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three
Surfer Rosa Posted - 01/26/2005 : 01:19:16
Showgirls is a modern classic.

I can confess to watching Swept Away and that sucked in ways that simply cannot be described.
remig Posted - 01/26/2005 : 01:00:38
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor

"Daredevil"

The worst film since "Independence Day". In fact, almost every movie about comic characters is pure rubbish.


The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three



Does "almost" includes Spiderman?

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whoreatthedoor Posted - 01/26/2005 : 00:50:02
"Daredevil"

The worst film since "Independence Day". In fact, almost every movie about comic characters is pure rubbish.


The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three
floop Posted - 01/25/2005 : 21:53:40
ENGLISH PATIENT: over-rated, over-sentimental, way-too-long

in a word: yawnville
in two words: feces-eating

ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:37:27
Yeah that film is pretty crap. As is Van Helsing.

Love, love, my season
gracie Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:32:57
I watched Hellboy recently and it was rubbish, i actually fell asleep.
remig Posted - 01/25/2005 : 06:30:25
Ocean's Twelve. It was so stupid.

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The Holiday Son Posted - 01/25/2005 : 06:12:23
I was warned that Irreversible was the worst movie ever made and it's definitely in my top 10 (of worst movies ever made).
vilainde Posted - 01/25/2005 : 01:34:04
There seems to be a lot of hate towards the English Patient. OK Juliette Binoche is boring but I liked the movie. Of course I saw it on a date and it had a major impact on my appreciation of the film, but I still think it was pretty good. And I like Kristin whatshername, Thomas Scott or something.

Life Is Beautiful did suck.

Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
slaveish Posted - 01/24/2005 : 21:11:40
huh? life is beautiful and the english patient sucked? how so?

my taste in movies usually runs counter to the popular opinion- two movies which for the life of me I can't figure out why people love: high fidelity and ghostworld. I even know one person who went as far to say "if you don't get those two movies, then you surely don't get me." and I have to agree with him.

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