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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 01/24/2005 : 14:49:23
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SHOWGIRLS is one
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 14:55:10
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I don't know about that. A topless Gina Gershon goes a long way.
 "Anything Dave Matthews can do, John Mayer can do worse" |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 14:57:09
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| Paparazzi. This slice of shit doesn't even deserve to be a made for TV move by some lowly network. I don't toss around the phrase "worse than Hitler" very often, but seriously.... |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 15:08:01
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Wow, "worse than Hitler"... that's just one terrible film.
However, the British tabloids will be all over this when you become famous.
 "Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 15:24:15
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was it worse than LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 15:38:40
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"Elektra" was pretty bad.
But me oh my Jennifer Garner might just have saved it with her hot self.
Actually despite the lovely J-Ga it was still a pretty lame flick.
Join the Cult of Stromboli / They're good |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 15:39:45
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On second thought, there were some scenes when Jennifer had these bangs I wasn't really digging.
She is still hot though.
Join the Cult of Stromboli / They're good |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 16:42:31
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Life is Beautiful did suck.
English Patient did suck.
The Horse Whisperer sucked.
Movies I wish someone had warned me suck because they did,
indeed, suck?
For starters, School of Rock. Sucked.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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slaveish
= Cult of Ray =
USA
269 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 21:11:40
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huh? life is beautiful and the english patient sucked? how so?
my taste in movies usually runs counter to the popular opinion- two movies which for the life of me I can't figure out why people love: high fidelity and ghostworld. I even know one person who went as far to say "if you don't get those two movies, then you surely don't get me." and I have to agree with him. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 01/25/2005 : 01:34:04
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There seems to be a lot of hate towards the English Patient. OK Juliette Binoche is boring but I liked the movie. Of course I saw it on a date and it had a major impact on my appreciation of the film, but I still think it was pretty good. And I like Kristin whatshername, Thomas Scott or something.
Life Is Beautiful did suck.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 06:12:23
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 06:30:25
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Ocean's Twelve. It was so stupid.
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gracie
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
573 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:32:57
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I watched Hellboy recently and it was rubbish, i actually fell asleep.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:37:27
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Yeah that film is pretty crap. As is Van Helsing.
Love, love, my season |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 21:53:40
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ENGLISH PATIENT: over-rated, over-sentimental, way-too-long
in a word: yawnville
in two words: feces-eating
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 00:50:02
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"Daredevil"
The worst film since "Independence Day". In fact, almost every movie about comic characters is pure rubbish.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 01/26/2005 : 01:00:38
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
"Daredevil"
The worst film since "Independence Day". In fact, almost every movie about comic characters is pure rubbish.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three
Does "almost" includes Spiderman?
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 01/26/2005 : 01:19:16
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Showgirls is a modern classic.
I can confess to watching Swept Away and that sucked in ways that simply cannot be described. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 01/26/2005 : 01:26:41
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Originally posted by remig
Does "almost" includes Spiderman?
I don't know how can I answer this... If I say yes, does it mean Spiderman sucked?
No, no, it was OK. And it has two extra points only because Kirsten was in it.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 01/26/2005 : 02:06:13
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Hey Homer, did you see Ocean's 12 eventually?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 02:40:36
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Ocean twelve is a joke, these guys got some holidays in Europe all together and decided to get their money back pretending it was a movie.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 02:42:30
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The perfect definition, Rémi.
I enjoyed it anyway.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 02:48:41
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The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen. That sucked worse than this: http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=9903
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/26/2005 : 03:59:56
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Not yet Denis, no. I think I may wait for a DVD release, seeing as it is not supposed to be very good.
Love, love, my season |
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 08:53:08
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Closer.
Once again I was warned but I couldn't resist. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 08:56:01
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Closer's bad? Didn't Natalie win an award for that or something?
League of Extraordinary Gentleman is a movie Sean should be ashamed of himself for. Along with the Avengers, which was so bad it transcended the stages where you shut it off, leave it on because it's so awful it's funny, and we had to just shut it off.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 01/26/2005 : 08:58:59
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Uh... the guy played in The Avengers, The Rock and Highlander II. I don't think one more crappy movie would bother him.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:00:37
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I liked The Rock for what it was.
The Avengers was terrible though. No doubts there. Haven't seen a Highlander movie.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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toeknee
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
281 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:10:14
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| I thought that Moulin Rouge was an all-singing, all-dancing pile of crap. Yet for some reason the ladies all dig it. |
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:11:22
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all highlander films are fantastic
(used to have a massive crush on Christopher Lambert when I was about 14)
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:17:25
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I already said it once but I love reading the comments on imdb.com for crappy movies. Here's what people say about Highlander II:
"This movie runs the decathlon of stupidity and comes in first in every event"
"Couldn't have been worse if they tried"
"I understand the CIA is going to be using this movie to interrogate suspects now"
"I think that I am stupider for having watched Highlander 2"
"The title of this summary is "Unforgettable", but in no way is that a compliment. I vividly remember the cash I laid out for this movie, and I want it back."
"This movie smells like a hamster that escaped into your heating vent and died."
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:21:38
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my comment would be
"who cares about the story line that guy with the dubious accent is hot"
you
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we used to be on fire |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:25:32
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I'm amazed how many bad films Nicolas Cage has been in.
"Anything Dave Matthews can do, John Mayer can do worse" |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:29:56
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Yeah but he did Face/Off, which saves his entire career.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:34:47
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This is for you, kitten:
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2005 : 09:38:27
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
League of Extraordinary Gentleman is a movie Sean should be ashamed of himself for.
I was expecting it to be bad but I liked it. Is my brain deteriorating? My younger brother recently claimed to love crappy movies, then 5 minutes later rabidly frothed at the mouth about how much crap he thought LoEG was.
I have to know, why do you guys hate it?
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movies you heard sucked and did, indeed, eat feces
