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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 11:46:28
The fb.net's unofficial counseling thread, wherein
Homers will listen, nod sagely and dispense psychotherapeutic
advice.
This thread is not brought to you by any psychopharmaceutical giant
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| VoVat |
Posted - 01/16/2005 : 18:34:59
Why's that?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/16/2005 : 08:39:16
I wish I were a nurse.
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| dayanara |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 17:50:36
You know, just because I'm not here when you post it doesn't mean I won't read it eventually.
If I really wanted some Vicodin I could just suck it out of an IV pump and no one would be the wiser. Actually another nurse where I work got arrested earlier this week for stealing PO liquid Vicodin. This is how much of an idiot she is: PO Vicodin is dark pink. She took it out of the UNTINTED GLASS BOTTLE and replaced it with 1/2 NS (salt water, basically), which is clear. We think she got confused and was trying to use it to cure her stupidity problem. I did get a kick out of watching them drag her away in handcuffs, though. And then of course gossiping about it for the rest of the afternoon made the work day fly by.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 17:02:34
She is late for her check up. What exactly is she stooping to now?
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 16:56:58
There is very little our "Floridian nurse" won't stoop to.
God bless her.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 16:55:49
You're welcome. Whatever I can do.
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| n/a |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 16:34:46
Thank you for your truly kind words Dr. I'm healed now and forever!
Purify the colors, purify my mind,
and spread the ashes of the colors
over this heart of mine!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 16:32:22
I believe our 'Floridian nurse' will pay you handsomely for those pills.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 16:31:13
Rita? I am guessing your children are asleep in bed. I want to you to go and take a peek as they sleep. That's right, take a look at your beautiful children and remember exactly who you are. There is no one who knows who you are more than them. You are their mother, and a person as lovely as you can only have a positive impact on their lives forever. They will always love you and they will always rely on you in some way. No matter how up I am, how down I am. I always remember my mother and how much I love her. She grounds me when I feel like flying above it or sending myself below it.
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| n/a |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 16:25:54
For what do we need your Vicodin pills? We have our own pills!
Purify the colors, purify my mind,
and spread the ashes of the colors
over this heart of mine!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 16:23:59
Attention.
Another forum bidding war is about to commence.
I have a bottle full of Vicodin. Only a couple of pills are missing. This
is primo scrip stuff, people. And I'm happy to let it go in exchange for
something wonderful, say something like info about Tre's whereabouts or
a certain photo of a certain Floridian nurse.
Begin.
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| n/a |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 16:15:59
Dear Dr. Michael, I was advised to come here and to try to solve my problem, I don't know who I am anymore...Am I going insane, crazy, maluca, doida?
Purify the colors, purify my mind,
and spread the ashes of the colors
over this heart of mine!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 13:43:30
Oh dear, this sounds all too familiar. It's not like I never get girls, just, like you, I don't get the ones I want. It's not like I'm overly fussy, it's just that I seem to attract all the wrong sort of girls in some way or another and I'm left admiring the ones I want from afar (my god I sound like Kevin Swanson from Family Guy).
There is one possible solution, for us both in fact.
Where exactly do you live?
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| dayanara |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 13:31:48
Dr. Michael,
I never seem to meet any nice young men anymore. If by some chance I do come across someone I like, they're not interested. If they like me, I don't like them. Get my drift? I know it's probably some sort of fear of intimacy/self-sabotaging thing, but I still can't seem to overcome it. Please fix me, as I have been single now for far too long and it's making me cranky. Also, can I get a script for some vicodin? Thanks.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 13:18:57
No YOU diagnosed yourself as COMPLETELY delusional. I said you weren't quite completely DELUSIONAL.
Of course I have just noticed that if you notice which three words are in capitals above, it doesn't bode well.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 12:55:26
Kiki McCaffrey.The one you diagnosed as quote completely
delusional unquote. Kiki McCaffrey. It has a nice ring to it.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 12:34:02
Damn it. I am never gonna get used to that.
Not a great first day at the surgery.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 12:30:49
Kiki, doctor, it's Kiki. Please pay attention. It can be damaging
for the emotionally fragile to have their name forgotten.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 12:22:31
Well Kathryn, let me put your mind at rest. I too thought what you thought and I have absolutely no interest in crack whatsoever.
I would put it down to that damn speed reading (skimming) again that we humans tend to do.
You msut hvae riecveed taht eimal auobt how us hnmuas can udnstrenad a sncetene as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltretes are in the rghit palce.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 12:19:16
fish were hiding behind the rocks
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 12:15:15
Way out in the water...
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 12:13:54
Yes and my name is not Kathryn. It's Kiki. I am worried about
my mental faculties. You see, I saw floop's recent thread, which
is called "crock pots" but what I thought it meant was "crack pipes." This is disconcerting to me. Crack is the one drug I would never do. Why would my mind do this? Am I losing it? Where is my mind? Thank you, doctor.
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