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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:25:19
Rumours.
What's the worst one you've ever heard about yourself?
Once, I returned to work from vacation to discover that my co-worker's wife (who did not work with us) had told people that
I would not be not returning because I'd suddenly decided to move to where I'd been on vacation (which strikes me as an impulsive, weird thing to do, just up and leave your life while on holiday). Some idiots believed her and most people did not and the gossip flew around the office. A couple of people actually told me they were surprised to see me back and working that Monday. When I calmly asked her why she went around her husband's and my office saying this about me, she blithely explained that she sincerely believed that that had been the case. My friend has since divorced her for this many other much worse reasons.
I know there are worse rumors, but I still seethe thinking about it.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 12:41:43
A body scrub is a beauty treatment. Usually.
In this case it's a sex thing.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| breakmybody |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:59:32
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
No you may not have one of the cookies. First of all, I
have no idea who you are, second of all, I need them
for a body-scrub I am doing with someone.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Only you don't know...I'm not a secret anymore!
What's that? Body-scrub...and doing it with someone...
Don't want to be rich
Don't want to be famous
But I'd really hate to have the same name as you
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:56:29
No you may not have one of the cookies. First of all, I
have no idea who you are, second of all, I need them
for a body-scrub I am doing with someone.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| breakmybody |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:54:49
I would only steal Frank's towel...I'm not that fan of McDave...sorry Kiki!
Can I have one of your cookies, please!
Don't want to be rich
Don't want to be famous
But I'd really hate to have the same name as you
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:54:42
I was talking to breakmybody, Miss D, she's the one with
the McDave DNA, or are you getting confused? wink wink
And why are you addressing Rita? I don't see her anywhere!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:50:43
i gave up on the new one, rita. just to piss off dean. sorry dean.
kathryn, i have no idea what youre talking about. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:47:51
I am sorry, this from the woman who stole McDave's
SWEAT-SOAKED towel?
Yeah, breakmybody, I'm talkin' to you!
Off to bake some cookies,
Kiki
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| breakmybody |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:37:27
dayanara, I thought that you were gone...now I'm confused!
Don't want to be rich
Don't want to be famous
But I'd really hate to have the same name as you
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| dayanara |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:25:31
I heard that Kathryn actually knew the secret whereabouts of one David McCaffrey. Something about feeding him milk and cookies, it gets a little sketchy. But it came from a very reliable source. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:22:05
I believe it's actually Barbarians... or that's what I prefer.
*you know what I heard.... I heard that a certain "kathryn", I'm not saying which one... was last seen rooling around in a corn patch with a one "McDave" ...But you didn't hera that from me.*
No, my dog won't bite you, though she has the right to |
| dayanara |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:21:54
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
It's also pathetic that there are no juicy sex rumors about me, unlike so many of you guys.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
We can start one if you'd like. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:19:13
Carolynanna, I am glad you posted that and encourage you
to keep it there because many people will relate, I certainly did.
You stated far better than I did why I was upset when that stupid
person spread that rumor about me. I'm not terribly interested in what people think about me but I hate it when I am misunderstood or badly misrepresented.
It's also pathetic that there are no juicy sex rumors about me, unlike so many of you guys. Ha!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:17:35
or is it Barbadosians? |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:12:31
Oh this one is fun...Barbadian's really get carried away with themselves.
Ok...here we go...
Apparently, I was a lesbian prostitute working undercover at this beach bar I used to frequent. They really have nothing better to do down there.
No, my dog won't bite you, though she has the right to |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 00:11:39
That I'm in love with my male best friend. It's not a specially creative rumour.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
| floop |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 00:06:43
for a short time, at this gas station i worked at one summer, there was a rumor among the Mexican guys that i was related to this famous Mexican mafia ganster/murderer down in Mexico. because we have almost the exact same last name.
i went with it because it sounded cool.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 23:53:07
I haven't heard very many rumours about myself.
But I do feel like alot of people I know assume things about me,
which irks me to no end, because they are usually wrong.
Edit:
I'm tired and grumpy and can't sleep so I'll think I'll add to that.
Lots of the time I think it irks me because these are people that are supposed to be close to me and it sucks to find out they have no clue about anything about me. I get choked because I think that if they care they would know things about me. But then again I grew up with alot of selfish people so I know I tend not to put myself right out there. So I'm always slightly confused as to which it is as it seems to happen so often. Well I hope that didn't come off as self pity. I'll prolly delete this tomorrow.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| BLT |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 22:09:57
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
There was a rumor I was having a lesbain affair with a married woman, which couldn't be further from the truth.
Call me boring, but I haven't had an affiar or been with another woman.
Women-- they will come and they will go. When the rain washes you clean, you'll know. You'll know. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 21:58:50
There was a rumor I was having a lesbain affair with a married woman, which couldn't be further from the truth.
Call me boring, but I haven't had an affiar or been with another woman. |
| i fought pirahnas |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 19:33:40
That's weird, I was the victim of three-some rumors as well. Several times. During one of the alleged incidents I was actually working IN A CHURCH, not slumming around in a hot tub.
My best friend told everyone she met I was Cuban and lactose intollerant for many years. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 19:16:46
¡vamos a jugar por la playa!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 18:22:57
you fuckin' die!
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 17:41:53
Ahem!
It was so hush hush.
They were so....quiet about it
And then the next thing you know..........
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 16:15:24
so hush hush about it
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 16:05:51
a rumor once started that i had a threeway with my girlfriend and our gay friend - a lot of people believed it, but there was no truth to it
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:58:24
ow.
my head hurts. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:53:05
ALRIGHT.
THATS FUCKING IT, PEOPLE.
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| n/a |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:48:47
I'm amazed!
Purify the colors, purify my mind,
and spread the ashes of the colors
over this heart of mine!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:41:55
All I know is................
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:40:19
Oh my god! Someone else talking of the death of kittens. Have we all gone mad!?
I can't believe I missed another Pixies reference. I NEVER miss these normally. I'm ill!
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:39:42
So he applied basically
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:36:21
I just want to say now that if someone posts anything even hinting anything about field hockey players I'm going to bash my head on my keyboard.
Hard.
A bunch of times.
And then I'll kill a kitten. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:31:27
For some reason, I seem to avoid having rumours started about me. I can't think of any. None other than the usual, "Did you sleep with *****?" etc etc. Perhaps I create enough gossip myself with my own actions.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
