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Monsieur |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 06:49:19 200 years ago: Napoleon the First became the Emperor. Today: Denis the Mean reached 2000 posts.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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VoVat |
Posted - 12/23/2004 : 19:45:10 quote: red cross again, it gets everywhere
Well, SOMEONE has to help the injured!
quote: This town ain't big enough for two autonomies.
Yeah! How are you going to fit them both in the garage?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
Newo |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 09:54:10 It´s true. When I play Bullet on the street the only people that say liked the song are French people.
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
remig |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 09:46:58 quote: Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
quote: Originally posted by Erebus
"Imagine a world without France": Just came across this, yes, at one of my conservative sites, and had to share.
Let me remind you that a world without France would be a world without Frank Black fans...
Ahah D.T.C.!
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Newo |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 09:02:47 quote: whoreatthedoor Posted - 12/17/2004 : 02:49:59 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There is a new island bigger than Corsica now.
There´s always Gibra...oh forget it.
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 08:40:06 quote: Originally posted by Erebus
"Imagine a world without France": Just came across this, yes, at one of my conservative sites, and had to share.
Let me remind you that a world without France would be a world without Frank Black fans... |
n/a |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 05:37:33 quote: Originally posted by Erebus
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography
heh heh thats funny
Frank Black ate my hamster |
Erebus |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 05:16:29 I think the gap between Spain and the upgraded European mainland should be labelled the "French Sea" or "French Passage" or somesuch. And, Denis, since, as Ambrose Bierce observed, "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography," I already knew where Corsica is. Thanks for the pointer though. |
whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 02:49:59 quote: Originally posted by vilainde
Big mistake in that map... If you're gonna destroy France, please make sure Corsica is the first to be wiped off the surface of the Earth. It's that big island next to Italy.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..."
There is a new island bigger than Corsica now.
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
Newo |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 02:38:33 Give the Staue of Liberty an airbrushing while you´re at it.
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
vilainde |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 02:20:53 Big mistake in that map... If you're gonna destroy France, please make sure Corsica is the first to be wiped off the surface of the Earth. It's that big island next to Italy.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
BLT |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 16:16:39 quote: Originally posted by Erebus
quote: Originally posted by BLT
Heaven forbid any country should flex its autonomy!
Especially if it's the United States!
This town ain't big enough for two autonomies. |
Erebus |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 15:45:35 quote: Originally posted by BLT
Heaven forbid any country should flex its autonomy!
Especially if it's the United States! |
BLT |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 15:32:02 Heaven forbid any country should flex its autonomy! |
Erebus |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 15:00:50 "Imagine a world without France": Just came across this, yes, at one of my conservative sites, and had to share. It IS a joke.
Imagine a world without France... Is it possible? For centuries scholars have pondered the problem of France - trying to balance their hatred of France with their natural reluctance to destroy a whole country and all of its inhabitants.
In recent years the problem has been resolved: By smashing their heads repeatedly against hard, gravelly surfaces, the scholars discovered that the more pain that they were in, the less they cared about the moral implications of destroying France. So - blood pouring from their gashed foreheads - the great leaders of the world organised for France to be removed.
Obviously, there was global public anger at this move, with thousands of demonstrations organised all across the world.... Oh... who am I kidding? Of course there wasn't. Everyone merely turned a blind eye as France was lowered beneath the ocean where it flourished (admittedly free of life) as a modern-day Atlantis.
Au Revoir, Monsieur Zidane. A Bientot Mademoiselle Bardot. Goodbye, Mr Pommes Frites.
http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/france.html
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kathryn |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 11:48:13 Thank you Denis and thank you Xavi. Teamwork is a beautiful thing.
So, how does it feel to be above 2,000 posts?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
vilainde |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 02:17:32 The URL is weird, kathryn. You gotta erase the "%20br%20/" at the end.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 02:16:41
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
kathryn |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 18:42:12 Damnit! I can't figure out how to make the lovely Catherine Deneuve appear.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
n/a |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 16:25:09 red cross again, it gets everywhere
Frank Black ate my hamster |
kathryn |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 15:24:36 An old photo of a French icon and my namesake:
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
n/a |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 14:51:49 or "joy" look it's there, the picture
Frank Black ate my hamster |
Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 14:47:33 Fairy liquid.
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
n/a |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 14:43:57 It's a liquid, you use for washing up
Frank Black ate my hamster |
slaveish |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 14:33:26 what is washing up liquid? |
n/a |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 14:02:23 (did you stumble upon the museum for moist towelettes then? this cracked me up)
Frank Black ate my hamster |
vilainde |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 13:56:11 I absolutely love furniture polish, and every morning I have a big bowl of washing up liquid for breakfast. You know me quite well, Treee. (BTW, your picture doesn't show up, I had to copy/paste the URL to see it properly. But God was it worth the effort...)
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
Carolynanna |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 12:57:10 quote: Originally posted by Tre
Thank you m'am!
Hoooohaawww
(sorry just wanted to play too I get a little excited with all things Ziggy)
Good work Denis!
__________ Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none. Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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n/a |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 12:55:17 what about washing up liquid and furniture polish, do you like those too????? do you do you do you????
Frank Black ate my hamster |
vilainde |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 12:52:53 I like Wham. I also like Jackie Chan. I like threads dedicated to me too.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
n/a |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 12:20:38 How could you do that? First Wham, and then J.Chan...I´ll have nighmares tonight!
i've never done good things i've never done bad things i never did anything out of the blue
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whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 12:01:51 Cham!
Chan. A typo, sorry.
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
n/a |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 11:46:36 Thank you m'am!
(eurgh gross)
Frank Black ate my hamster |
kathryn |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 11:41:08 Wham!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 11:17:37 Spam! |
kathryn |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 11:05:56 Speaking of which, have you guys checked out the forum's FB.Salon? I like both the names and idea behind "I heard Ramona sing" and "Baby, that's art." Check it out if you haven't already.
Back to off topic. Excuse the on-topic interruption!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |