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Monsieur |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 06:33:25 I saw a couple of vampires yesterday as I was going home from work and I said to myself: "God, I wouldn't like to be a vampire". This, I think, has to do with growing older. When I was younger, I wanted to be vampire.
What about you?

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Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 02:31:05 Wallaby brutally honest with you mate, that sounds like a ridiculous idea.

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VoVat |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 21:36:56 What if this hypothetical being were also half kangaroo?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 16:55:12 Of the 3? No!
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VoVat |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 16:43:17 I guess it's not the better half, then.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 03:02:54 Yeah and the zombie part would be useless.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
VoVat |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 18:09:40 What about half vampire, half werewolf, half zombie?
Wait, that's too many halves.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
shineoftheever |
Posted - 12/30/2004 : 21:56:12 the only reason i'd like to be a vampire is so i could fly and look good doing it! superman and the greatest american hero, c'mon.

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Daisy Girl |
Posted - 12/27/2004 : 20:34:05 Apl, that is so creepy. I am so glad you are ok now!!
I definately used to want to be a vampire... I loved reading those Anne Rice books. But right now, I would never want to be a vampire. I think you're right it has to do with age. Also, I really think it would be depressing to be a vampire and outlive all the people you loved. |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 12/27/2004 : 08:01:17 I would rather be the half werewolf, half vampire, like the one in Underworld. To be fair that's mainly because I get to be with Kate Beckinsale.
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Carolynanna |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 08:56:24 quote: Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
I got the ways and means to New Orleans. I'm goin down by the river where its warm and green. I'm gonna have a drink and walk around. I got alot to think about. Oh, yeah.
Never heard Free.
I need Bloodletting now. Joey. Caroline.
flashback...
I saw them a couple years ago and they were amazing. Especially when she explained the song Wendy, super emotional. Its about a friend of Johnette's (Wendy obviously) who found out she had HIV and decided that instead of going through everything she was just going to kill herself. She had it all planned out. Hence "hey hey my my tomorrow Wendy's going to die" and she did it. Her voice is spectacular live. It was also funny because they are so sick of playing Joey (big radio hit for them) that they played a sped up version that took about 22 seconds and after she said, there are you all happy now? heehee
Anyway, the rest of Free is okay but go take a listen to God Is A Bullet, that one was sooooooooooo good back in the day.
__________ Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none. Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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n/a |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 20:56:57 I think kids think they are immortal anyway
Frank Black ate my hamster |
VoVat |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 19:59:04 quote: If immortality were the question though I think it becomes less appealing the older you do get, the more jaded you become and tired of the everyday little bullshits of life the less appealing forever of this sort of thing appears.
Yeah, that's a fair point. I was just thinking that kids tend not to be as scared of death.
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TarTar |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 04:29:58 The night... is full... of vampires.
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
n/a |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 04:27:22 If immortality were the question though I think it becomes less appealing the older you do get, the more jaded you become and tired of the everyday little bullshits of life the less appealing forever of this sort of thing appears. When you're younger everything is fascinating and exciting, you wake up thinking 'oh goody what am I going to find today?' wheras at this stage of life I find myself waking up thinking 'oh crap what's going to happen today then'
Frank Black ate my hamster |
Monsieur |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 00:56:35 It's an interesting point of view, VoVat. You are a smart guy, I bet you would be ranking in the top 5% of this forum if we were sorted by IQ.
Yet I must say that my childish desire didn't have anything to do with immortality - it had more to do with the power vampires have over women.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
VoVat |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 22:55:38 quote: I saw a couple of vampires yesterday as I was going home from work and I said to myself: "God, I wouldn't like to be a vampire". This, I think, has to do with growing older. When I was younger, I wanted to be vampire.
Wouldn't you be MORE likely to want to be a vampire as you get older, being that they're so hard to kill and all? I mean, I would imagine that immortality would be less of a draw for a child.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 16:50:47 I got the ways and means to New Orleans. I'm goin down by the river where its warm and green. I'm gonna have a drink and walk around. I got alot to think about. Oh, yeah.
Never heard Free.
I need Bloodletting now. Joey. Caroline.
flashback... |
Carolynanna |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 16:31:27 Yeah couldn't help it, that's a good song.
Good album too but I liked Free best. Mostly for God is a Bullet, that song rawked.
__________ Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none. Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 15:24:06 I wondered when someone was going to bring up Bloodletting.
I liked that album.
I didn't paint my bedroom black and wear eyeliner, but I liked the album.
Look outside - the sun is shining! |
Carolynanna |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 10:25:16 Oh you were a vampire and baby I'm walking dead.
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kathryn |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 11:01:31 Holy fuck, Apl! That's hard-core, man! I'm sorry to hear you had to deal with something that creepy. Reading your first post about this I just about jumped out of my chair.
Monsieur, did you commission Remi to draw that piece of art there? I demand that only Remi-created art grace our posts. I might start a petition for Remi-only drawings on this board!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
apl4eris |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 09:02:36 here are some stories about the "cult":
"Vampire cult town shrinks under national spotlight" (The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency, hee!) http://www.fvza.org/watch.html
"Vampire Cult Leader Appears in Louisville" (Press Release 10/21/04) http://www.thecovenorganization.com/p676.htm
"Vampire cult leader gets death sentence in Florida" http://www.cnn.com/US/9802/27/vampire.slayings/ |
Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 08:47:20 They sure do.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
vilainde |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 08:46:43 Vampires suck
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"I believe in your perfect face..." |
n/a |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 08:38:37 I'm all about the zombies me
Frank Black ate my hamster |
apl4eris |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 08:37:21 I learned something disturbing a little while ago. When I was a senior in college in Murray, KY, I lived in an old Victorian house that had been broken into 4 apartments. Some strange things happened to me while I was there, including coming down with an awful illness that incapacitated me and that no one could diagnose. It eventually led to me having to leave school with a semester left before I could get my degree.
I just found out that during my last semester (when I was so sick), the members of the "Vampire Cult", that went on a killing spree in Western Kentucky about 7 or 8 years ago, were staying in the apartment right across the hall from me. |
Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 08:12:12 quote: Originally posted by speedy_m
So you ended up at a gravyard talking to a stranger you met at a shady pub, and you're surprized it ended creepy?
Good point.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
jediroller |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 07:56:18 Who wouldn't? Vampires are mysterious, powerful, seductive, and virtually immortal. Bit pale maybe, and some say they're a tad careless about dental hygiene, but on the whole, I think it must be great to be a vampire.
Especially if you get to be Catherine Deneuve, and have sex with Susan Sarandon. Or the other way around.
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speedy_m |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 07:55:17 So you ended up at a gravyard talking to a stranger you met at a shady pub, and you're surprized it ended creepy? |
Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 07:34:31 I have a strange fascination with vampires. Not too strange, but still.
Funny story, actually not so funny. More like scary. I was at the little shitty pub in Mississauga and I don't know how we started talking but I ended up having a very creepy conversation with this guy who looked just like a young Tom Waits. I mean exactly like him. So anyways, we ended up at the graveyard and he started telling me about how he wanted to be a vampire. Ok that's fine, I guess. But then he brought it to my attention that there was this guy downtown Toronto who could possess you with this demon seed to really make you a vampire. At this point I began to look at my watch and realise I had to get home. He gave me a crows feather to keep me safe. Yeah...never saw him again. I wonded how his possession is going.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
remig |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 06:49:40 I quite appreciate Petit Vampire on TV every morning, but I never wish I was one.
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