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jimmy Posted - 12/12/2004 : 00:32:20
I've found myself with some extra time so *Ask Jimmy* is back in business.

Girlfriend problems? Boyfriend prblems? Maybe some delicate sexual problem that's keeping you up at night?

Don't suffer any longer. Come to Jimmy. Jimmy will fix your life, for free.

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floop Posted - 01/11/2005 : 14:16:03
what about me?



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
VoVat Posted - 01/11/2005 : 14:10:56
Who's more trustworthy? You, Dean, or the 8-ball?



"Reunion? Shit union!"
jimmy Posted - 12/27/2004 : 11:20:56
Dear Chip Away Boy,
No, you shouldn't trust the government. Don't trust anyone except me. I'm the only person in the whole world that you can count on.
Jimmy
The King Of Karaoke Posted - 12/17/2004 : 19:14:32
Jimmy, thank goodness you're here. I gotta question and I want to ask you something. You see, I got myself an ass that's uh? Itching. Can you recommend a cream or ointment or something for me?

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Thomas Posted - 12/17/2004 : 12:30:04
Mother should I run for president?


"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard"
Chip Away Boy Posted - 12/17/2004 : 12:10:00
jimmy: should I trust the government?
jimmy Posted - 12/17/2004 : 11:48:47
Some things are more important than money, like dope.
VoVat Posted - 12/15/2004 : 18:55:50
Are you going to pull a Soupy Sales, and ask kids to send you their parents' cash?



"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
jimmy Posted - 12/14/2004 : 20:07:54
Dear the Thing,
I can tell you're bored and lonely. You need a purpose. I almost never suggest that other people try to make themselves feel better by helping others, but this time is diferent. You need a project to keep you busy. Here is your mission:
I'd like for you to ask all your friends if they have any leftover prescription painkillers at home and have them give them to you (and check your own medicine cabinet as well). Gather as much as you can (oxycodone, hydrocodone, morphine, ect.-can't you get codine over the counter there?) and send it to Jimmy. I think you should also go to your doctor and complain about exruciating back pain and tell him to prescribe something strong and plenty of it.
We'll work out the delivery later. In the meantime, remember 3 words and make them your life's purpose: Pills For Jimmy.
Thomas Posted - 12/13/2004 : 07:17:31
Future not looking so bright in the advise column these days.


"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard"
the thing Posted - 12/13/2004 : 02:32:51
What should I do?


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