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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 05:51:38
Since this is a very cat friendly place (excluding cat hating Tre of course) - thought some of you might be able to offer some advice. At work we've adopted a stray cat and her kitten (they would have died in the freezing English/Arctic circle winter). They're both now much healthier, been defleaed etc the only problem is is that the kitten hates us (mother cat - Paris is cool and my new best friend), but no amount of me lying on the floor making cat noises/food bribery/expensive toy offering works with her daughter. I think it all stems from us setting up a cage trap to get her to the vets.
Any ideas would be most welcome.
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work. |
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| Elephant |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 17:02:52
Cats are stubborn creatures. Here in my home there is a intergate cat political system. For instance only specific cats will sit together and so on... I solved this problem by putting all my cats together in a box labled "Friendship Box" over-night. It worked! Now they all get along. |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 13:27:53
Peace schmeace I say, I want firework display distractions, I like the way the missiles go BOOM
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| VoVat |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 13:21:04
quote:
I don't hate them! I don't!
Yeah, right. You hate cats, Christmas, AND the Beatles! You're probably against world peace, too!
quote:
I still don't think they love. We do and we, thru transferance of some kind, project our love onto and into them, but I really don't think they love. They just want to be safe and warm and fed and to play.
Are you sure humans aren't the same way?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 17:18:36
Answer (a)
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
"dirty animal sex"? Why must you judge?
Sorry, good clean animal sex, fun for all the family!
Answer (b)
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
"dirty animal sex"? Why must you judge?
Why?? you want the abstract or would you rather I post the full review with pictures?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:57:57
We're alright. I'm a professional. My degree authorizes me and whoever I converse with to engage in animal sex talk. |
| dayanara |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:49:14
I think you guys are only allowed to talk about this stuff if you live in Holland.
The stage divides us/He is on one side of it/I am far away - Frank haiku |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:41:10
"dirty animal sex"? Why must you judge? |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:39:15
Try the veal.
She's here ALL week folks. |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:36:24
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| floop |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:36:14
don't knock it till you've tried it
beats eating bran muffins
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:33:17
must...resist...gerbil...joke...
A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves. |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:32:27
floop, hamsters after dogs and before cats if you will
Before Frank Black ate my Hamster he used to entertain me for hours..
The hamster that is
so why you guys talking dirty animal sex then? I think you need to go to more parties.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| floop |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:25:55
but birds can't even give hj's. that was part of my point.
on the chain of worthwhile animals it goes:
cats > dogs > hamsters > goldfish > worms > birds
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| n/a |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:22:45
I like puppies
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:03:02
I don't know. If an animal is servicing me, I would prefer that they can't talk.
So,
hjbird - talking < bjdog
The dog is winning so far. |
| floop |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 15:53:35
do you agree or disagree?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 15:52:17
I see:
talking + hjbird > bjdog
I'm glad we cleared that up. |
| floop |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 15:44:22
no, bj is definitely preferable to an hj. you said that birds can talk. talking + hj = more talents than dog (bjs only)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 15:40:33
hj>bj ?? (to each his own) |
| floop |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 15:35:48
allz i was saying was. for a bird to be considered better than a dog, it's going to have to do more things than a dog can do
neither species can retreive beer from the fridge, like my cat
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 15:22:06
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
Some of them can talk! What more do want from them?
an h.j. ?
Is it safe for me to ask what exactly your talented cat is doing for you? Is it legal in California? |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 15:04:07
Provided the stupid f-ing cat didn't get in the bowl.
A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves. |
| floop |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 15:03:52
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
Some of them can talk! What more do want from them?
an h.j. ?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 15:01:16
quote:
Originally posted by floop
even dogs are better than birds. at least dogs do stuff. even if it's try to administer fellatio on you.
birds don't do anything
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Some of them can talk! What more do want from them?
Best pet: fish, you can leave for the weekend and they'll still be there as happy as ever when you return. |
| floop |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 15:00:49
i take that back, they make good skeet shooting targets.. if you're out of skeets
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| BLT |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 14:59:03
quote:
Originally posted by floop
birds don't do anything
They talk, but that won't stop a car from rolling down the driveway. So cats win again. |
| floop |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 14:53:14
even dogs are better than birds. at least dogs do stuff. even if it's try to administer fellatio on you.
birds don't do anything
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| BLT |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:49:58
quote:
Originally posted by floop
how could you lie? a bird has no abilities
Whereas a cat can be placed under a tire to secure a car from rolling downhill. |
| floop |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:15:12
how could you lie? a bird has no abilities
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| BLT |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:13:49
quote:
Originally posted by floop
what has your bird done for you lately?
Don't change the subject. I don't lie about my birds abilities. |
| floop |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:56:03
what has your bird done for you lately?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| BLT |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:55:17
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i taught my cat how to bring me beers from the fridge when i'm sick
that's love
Love is when you have to lie about your pets to make them seem worthwhile. |
| floop |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:42:27
i taught my cat how to bring me beers from the fridge when i'm sick
that's love
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:40:45
massive progress - we've had some tickling action.
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work. |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 09:22:59
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
