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| floop |
Posted - 11/15/2004 : 22:03:15
is there a way? can they be trained?
LBF. you are the cat expert. where are you?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 13:21:18
did you want me or the cat in the bathing suit... cause I don't know if my cat is freaky like that.
I sat alone in my little chair, I sat alone and I didn't care. |
| floop |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:40:21
you should post a picture (with you in a bathing suit)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:38:13
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i got some a long time ago and she didn't go for it (she was still a small kitten). i just got some the other day to put on my new scratching post (in order to deter her from my couch) and as soon as she sniffed it her body started having major convulsions. what's in that stuff?
what's your cats name coldheart?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tat
heheheheheheehehee!
You're gonna think I'm a nerd...
Good thing I am one.
Her name is Leela...
like that cyclops from Futurama.
I was going to name her Monet... Her arm has colours that remind me of his paintings...But I dunno
Leela or Monet???
I sat alone in my little chair, I sat alone and I didn't care. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:27:07
Its really easy to grow yourself floop.
It multiplies quickly just like a weed.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| floop |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:25:22
i got some a long time ago and she didn't go for it (she was still a small kitten). i just got some the other day to put on my new scratching post (in order to deter her from my couch) and as soon as she sniffed it her body started having major convulsions. what's in that stuff?
what's your cats name coldheart?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 09:13:34
My cat is a serious fiend. Here's the breakdown...
You put a plate with a little kitty marajuana in the middle of the floor in the living room.
Wait about five minutes and you see her standing beside the stairs in pouncing position.
She runs at the plate, jumps in the air and lands face down in the plate.
Then proceeds to roll around in the plate until the catnip is all over the carpet.
Then she lies down for about an hour.
Fuckin Cats and their drugs.
I sat alone in my little chair, I sat alone and I didn't care. |
| n/a |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 09:02:37
haha, my exes cat went nuts for catnip, it was hilarious, and lazer pens too, loved them, dumb cat
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 07:22:08
Your cat will become a junkie.
I sat alone in my little chair, I sat alone and I didn't care. |
| floop |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 15:35:42
thanks tamereg.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| TameReg |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 14:39:28
You should also buy a scratching post and keep it right by the couch. If you catch it clawing the couch, put it on the scratching post and show it that it should be scratching the scratching post. You may want to sprinkle some catnip on the scratching post to attract him to it. (Not fool-proof, but it helps.) |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 12:16:34
Better them than time.
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| floop |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 12:13:16
quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
Or just let them destroy your couch. I mean it's really only a COUCH...and whoever doesn't accept you for your mangled couch. Well they can just screw right off.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE!
yeah, but when you juuust bought a new couch, it's kind of hard to sit back and watch them destroy it.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 12:10:00
You two might get into a spray fight and... well... at least take pictures.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
| floop |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 12:06:55
what if i "spray" the cat?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| dayanara |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:27:51
Declaw/neuter the little bastards. That's what I did and it's smooth sailin' baby.
Around here, intolerance will not be tolerated |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:23:33
Or just let them destroy your couch. I mean it's really only a COUCH...and whoever doesn't accept you for your mangled couch. Well they can just screw right off.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
| notkimdeal |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:21:41
I'd rather have a cat that goes after furniture than one who feels the need to mark his territory on every vertical (and some not so vertical) surface in my entire 2500 sq ft house (and the yard, and my car tires, no doubt the whole neighbourhood)...
But I've had the scratching problem too. Supposedly cats don't like to claw at leather and other smooth fabric. I got some microfibre suede-like sofas which they don't like and don't scratch (no, they only spray the sides). |
| BLT |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:20:20
quote:
Originally posted by floop
what about if i "sprayed" the couch myself?
Musky odors will only encourage them. |
| floop |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:19:00
what about if i "sprayed" the couch myself?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:10:21
It might not be a cat that you own...It just might be the DEVIL. |
| Minky303 |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 10:52:35
My cat just ate half of my face, and part of my skull... now what?
Has anyone tried this glorious invention? http://www.softclaws.com/
or for that matter.. THIS one? http://www.octodog.net/ |
| Newo |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 10:36:29
Put little corks on his-her claws. It'll last about ten minutes but the cat should turn its attention to your face, thus sparing the couch.
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 10:26:39
It does with my Bones-cat ploof. ;)
You have to re-spray the couch every once in awhile though.
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| floop |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 10:24:16
carolynayna,
does it really work?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 09:13:18
Actually it doesn't even smell really.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 09:12:04
But then it will smell like bitter apple.
I suppose that IS better than cat urine... my mistake.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 09:11:48
after my visit at ikea and a left hand almost cut off by a piece of "easy to carry and assemble" swedish furniture i ask myself if the question should be:
how to prevent furniture from mutilating cat (or humans)?
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 09:10:29
Get some of that bitter apple spray, and spray your couch.
My cat won't go near mine now.
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 09:08:43
Yeah so...
I WAS CURIOUS!
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
| vilainde |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:56:14
It's because your breath smells like catfood.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| n/a |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:54:37
[refrains from telling horrible cat story through fear the cat lovers will gang up]
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:47:35
Cat's are great to though. You feel so much more appreciated if they want your attention. Dogs (not all dogs, let's not fight) tend to show affection to anyone who pays any attention. Now cats they're pretty cold sometimes, but when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your cat curled up beside you purring, that's just so gratifying. It's probably just because of the warmth...but I prefer to think it's because they love me.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
| n/a |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:44:05
little bastards! Get a dog. I second that.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:33:16
They use that for a minute...then realise it's a designed to divert them from the furniture, and proceed to scratch the furniture. E-V-E-I-L!
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
| n/a |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:29:30
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
You can try and offer your cat tiny gloves. Not only will he (she?) look more elegant, but also you will be able to preserve your Louis XIV furniture.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust
Kitten mittens!!
what about those scratching post thingies?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
