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| Monsieur |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 20:21:58
I am currently dating an American girl from San Francisco and tonight we went out with a friend of her's. I found really strange that they went to the bathroom together so I asked her what they were doing. She told "I can't believe you're suspicious about it" and hardly talked to me the rest of the night.
Is it an American thing, that girls go the bathroom together?
What should I do? I need advice for tomorrow. Any American girls on the forum?
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| Scarla O |
Posted - 10/26/2004 : 04:30:54
quote:
Originally posted by Tre
I see them in there all the time, and let me tell you something they never wash thir hands
Maybe they're clean and they don't piss on their hands? 
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 10/26/2004 : 03:26:24
quote:
Originally posted by Tre
only ever go to the bathroom with a girl friend if we both need to go, I don't dig that hanging round in a bathroom screaming and giggling business, I see them in there all the time, and let me tell you something they never wash thir hands
besides, in a rowdy pub or a club I'd rather use the gents, the queue is non-existent, there's no screamy bitches hovering in front of the driers, the stalls are pretty much virgin and there's something damned funny about yelling "I've seen it all before" at the horrified boys at the urinals
mua ha ha ha ha
If there is a woman-bathroom conspiracy, I'm not in on it
Please read this twice, as it is everything I was about to put!
Yep, never understood that bathroom thing. If some happens to be going to the toilet at the same time, then fine, but i dont stand around giggling, and I dont do my make up in bathroom mirrors (using up sink space - others cant wash their hands). I hate people being in the same bathroom as me, i really hate it so no way would I ak someone to come tot he toilet with me!
Unless I was horny.
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| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 10/25/2004 : 18:29:54
now you call it "english" in france? sounds more like "anatomy" to me.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| kathryn |
Posted - 10/25/2004 : 17:23:00
Monsieur, don't *we* help you practice your English? You
don't need some smart-but-psychotic chick to practice your
English! BTW, most psychotics are smart, so don't get
too forgiving about her smarts.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| darwin |
Posted - 10/25/2004 : 15:57:38
quote:
Originally posted by Newo
women go to the bathroom together in Ireland too. Who knows, praps if male toilets weren´t quite so pigging there might be occasion for socialising there. That said, I was washing my hands in a bar-bathroom off the Ramblas a couple weeks ago and carrying on a conversation with two Californians who didn´t seem to have the usual inhibitions about turning around to make eyecontact while using a urinal.
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Is this eye contact with the person using the adjacent urinal? Or is this eye contact with somebody the behind the pee-er? Neither seem that weird to me (but I'm in California) particularly the behind eye contact seems fine. As long as you keep your eyes up everything is fine? |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 10/25/2004 : 14:44:33
SpudBoy, your advice has always been very precious to me, so I won't talk to Californians any more.
Floop, fuck off.
However, I must admit Sarah (it's her name) is very cute and quite a smart girl - but probably psychotic, as you all mentioned. And she helps me practice my English, though she speaks French very well.
A good woman is hard to find.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 10/24/2004 : 19:15:13
Monsieur,
I hope you have noticed a commonality in the responses. Between your date's reaction and the eye-contact-at-the-urinal episode you can comfortably surmise that Californians - particularly those travelling abroad - are not mentally stable. Avoid them. Go have a drink at a place you have never been, and don't talk to anyone from that region.
*festoon* |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 10/24/2004 : 18:57:01
What Dean said.
Turn the spit on that pig and kick the drum and let me down.
Put my clarinet beneath your bed 'til I get back in town.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 10/24/2004 : 18:21:11
quote:
quote:
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Originally posted by Tre
If there is a woman-bathroom conspiracy, I'm not in on it
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that's what someone who IS in on it would say.
But isn't it also what someone who ISN'T in on it would say?
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 10/24/2004 : 18:09:35
I also agree with Jen, kathryn, and Slaveish, Monsieur.
There are plenty of cute girls out there. The challenge is finding one with a good personality that you connect with. Look at the girl/guy ratio here to find out how badly we outnumber the cool girls.
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 10/24/2004 : 12:03:08
I wholeheartedly agree with kathryn, Monsieur.
That is indeed a very strange response. No sense of humor = not a good sign.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 10/24/2004 : 11:02:32
quote:
Originally posted by slaveish
It isn't so odd that the two women went to the restroom together- I think enough people have confirmed that on this thread. What is odd is how defensive this girl got- saying "I can't believe you're suspicious about it" and hardly talking to you. I'd say she has something to hide. She probably was doing something she doesn't want you to know about.
How long were they in there?
Bingo! Slaveish, I have been thinking about this quite a bit and
couldn't figure out what was bugging me about it.
I have lived in many counties and know that the girls-going-to-the-bathroom thing is universal. (I was surprised that it was new to you, Monsieur. Last time I was in Paris, my cousin and I spent 15 minutes in the bathroom making fun of my husband for getting very drunk. But I digress).
What bothers me is this woman's reaction. Monsieur, do not need to be hanging out with a defensive chick who gets on your case when you state the obvious.
Repeat after me, Monsieur:
"I am a hot finance boy, any woman would be happy to have me! I have impeccable taste in music and wonderful grooming habits, any woman would be lucky to spend time with me!"
Now go, get 'em, tiger!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 19:02:25
fact: women go together to the bathroom so they can talk about the fact that you have some vegetable between your teeth or some other shit like this.
accept it and live happy. you should know how women are made by now. i don't give a f*** and i'm a happy fellow.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| slaveish |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 18:21:06
It isn't so odd that the two women went to the restroom together- I think enough people have confirmed that on this thread. What is odd is how defensive this girl got- saying "I can't believe you're suspicious about it" and hardly talking to you. I'd say she has something to hide. She probably was doing something she doesn't want you to know about.
How long were they in there? |
| Hatchetman |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 16:22:53
All jokes aside, it 'does' seem like a normal practise amongst some women. Fuck knows why. I've been out with a large group of friends and the women actually ask each other 'are you going to the bathroom?....ok I'll go too'
Ade
As the air conditioner hummed.... |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 15:35:19
Girls everywhere do it, I don't know why
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 15:28:41
There's no malice intended when going to the bathroom together Monsieur. Its just something some girls do here is all. I think...
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| Sir Mike |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 13:49:49
"Anyway, doesn't matter. I'll figure out something."
Afraid you're right, Monsieur, we're not going to have a definitive answer for you. My experience is that no matter what you guess it won't matter because it's a fact of life and will go on no matter what. Don't let it bother you though.
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| hammerhands |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 12:44:04
quote:
Originally posted by Newo
carrying on a conversation with two Californians who didn´t seem to have the usual inhibitions about turning around to make eyecontact while using a urinal.
It's an aversion, making eye contact would get you shot here. |
| LBF1976 |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 12:27:45
I read the whole thread and all I can think about is Betty saying "good, hard fuck" in a sentence, that's sexy.
It's been too long for me...
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 11:25:47
quote:
Originally posted by Tre
If there is a woman-bathroom conspiracy, I'm not in on it
that's what someone who IS in on it would say.
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| Hatchetman |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 10:31:16
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
quote:
Originally posted by Hatchetman
They could be simply taking the opportunity to have quick lesbian sex. That's what I'd like to think anyway.
Ade
As the air conditioner hummed....
Yes - ladies toilets are a hotbed of lesbian action, as are slumber parties and all girl boarding schools.
I knew it!!
Ade
As the air conditioner hummed.... |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 09:36:20
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Don't do it Tre, we're not European y'know.
I had images at the beginning of this thread that Adnan had brought his laptop along on his date, and while the girls were in the loo he had to quickly get on the forum and ask our advice. I also pictured him panicing when the only person to respond was WolfMan.
Its all kind of like Grandpa Simpson the Love Tester...
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..."
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 09:22:04
Don't do it Tre, we're not European y'know.
I had images at the beginning of this thread that Adnan had brought his laptop along on his date, and while the girls were in the loo he had to quickly get on the forum and ask our advice. I also pictured him panicing when the only person to respond was WolfMan.
Its all kind of like Grandpa Simpson the Love Tester...
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 09:11:59
only ever go to the bathroom with a girl friend if we both need to go, I don't dig that hanging round in a bathroom screaming and giggling business, I see them in there all the time, and let me tell you something they never wash thir hands
besides, in a rowdy pub or a club I'd rather use the gents, the queue is non-existent, there's no screamy bitches hovering in front of the driers, the stalls are pretty much virgin and there's something damned funny about yelling "I've seen it all before" at the horrified boys at the urinals
mua ha ha ha ha
If there is a woman-bathroom conspiracy, I'm not in on it
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 08:36:43
shit - just remembered, I went to all girl boarding school and I gotta lose the sarcasm - they are a hotbed of lesbian action.
Seriously though every time I go to the toilet with a girl friend it's either so that we can steal each others lipstick or because I am so drunk I need the insurance of a companion to make sure I tuck my skirt into my panties or something equally stupid and embarressing. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 08:28:38
quote:
Originally posted by Hatchetman
They could be simply taking the opportunity to have quick lesbian sex. That's what I'd like to think anyway.
Ade
As the air conditioner hummed....
Yes - ladies toilets are a hotbed of lesbian action, as are slumber parties and all girl boarding schools. |
| Newo |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 08:23:28
women go to the bathroom together in Ireland too. Who knows, praps if male toilets weren´t quite so pigging there might be occasion for socialising there. That said, I was washing my hands in a bar-bathroom off the Ramblas a couple weeks ago and carrying on a conversation with two Californians who didn´t seem to have the usual inhibitions about turning around to make eyecontact while using a urinal.
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| Hatchetman |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 03:49:14
They could be simply taking the opportunity to have quick lesbian sex. That's what I'd like to think anyway.
Ade
As the air conditioner hummed.... |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 03:19:27
Maybe it doesn't help, but spanish girls do the same. I thought it was a whole world conspiracy. Perhaps french girls were distracted with the handsome fine dressed local boys during the women council.
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| Monsieur |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 02:49:54
I have to be more precise - they were not putting lipstick. It was a small café, the toilet was very small.
Anyway, doesn't matter. I'll figure out something.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| Domestiques |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 01:17:13
british ladies do it to, it is basically so they can talk about daisys and puppies and how to pleasure their men, thats scientific fact.
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| glacial906 |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 23:57:35
It's because women's restrooms are filled with such regal comforts that we would never even begin to dream of as men. Plush carpets, couches just to sit on and take a load off...
I hear that some of the nicer ones even have live bands play, and snack bars that serve hors'de'oeuvers (sp) and fine wine.
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| betty |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 22:55:51
i am the one who wanted to eat frank black in a sandwich.
sigh.
love,
betty
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| WolfManMikeLonely |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 22:31:37
Preach sister preach!
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