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| floop |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 11:59:41
i've got an idea for a tv show that i'm sure would only appeal to me, and mabe two or three other people.
ready?
it's called INAPPROPRIATE BARBEQUE LOCATION.
it's bascally a guy who brings his full-sized weber grill into inappropriate places (hostpials, supermarkets, synagogs) and starts grilling up hamburger patties and other pieces of meat. until he gets kicked out. and then runs away.
do you have any bad ideas?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 12/24/2009 : 15:15:41
Folding Laundry with Eric Roberts - eric discusses daily news and how unfair hollywood is all while folding his daily laundry. he gets paid extra for every perfect fold and multisyllabic word....
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 12/23/2009 : 08:32:45
Mr Foul Mouth Man. A show where our host Mr Foul Mouth smuggles into occasions demanding the highest decorum and lets loose his evil tounge.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| floop |
Posted - 12/23/2009 : 08:26:46
a show where people discuss climate change |
| pot |
Posted - 12/23/2009 : 08:23:08
A contest where you get a bunch of retards to compete against each other by singing karaoke songs. |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 12/23/2009 : 08:19:59
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
The Prestige is good. Especially if you're not expecting The Bowie to show up.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
Saw this yesterday and it was surprisingly good. Bowie's go at a European accent was beyond belief. Never has an Englishman sounded so English!
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| floop |
Posted - 12/23/2009 : 08:17:46
adaptation of of popular TV show SKIPPY THE BUSH KANGAROO only in the movie Skippy talks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3HkUKoGoc4
wait, that would be good |
| pot |
Posted - 12/23/2009 : 07:25:37
A one hour show every saturday evening containing televised highlights of all the best goals scored in the premier football league, I dunno, Match of the Day you could call it I guess... |
| darwin |
Posted - 12/23/2009 : 06:56:00
It'll only work in 3D. |
| floop |
Posted - 12/23/2009 : 06:31:19
adaptation of Marmaduke comic, only in movie Marmaduke will talk |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 12/23/2009 : 03:00:37
Weather reports that play like disaster movies.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| gyaneshwar |
Posted - 10/23/2009 : 06:57:55
Tyler Perry's Roots
Roots redone with Tyler Perry playing 80% of the characters. LeVar Burton makes a special appearance in drag as Kizzy. |
| hammerhands |
Posted - 10/23/2009 : 05:32:34
quote:
Originally posted by floop
...different objects that wash ashore on beaches...
I understand whale vomit is worth its weight in gold. |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 10/23/2009 : 02:57:01
quote:
Originally posted by floop
"Jew Git Sous"
Jewish, midget, sous chef with secret martial arts skills
Care to lay out the pilot? Make good pitch. You're competing against...
quote:
Originally posted by floop
a show called "Boob Tube" which, would be about boobs
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| danjersey |
Posted - 10/17/2009 : 14:43:52
Drug Dogs
A show that follows the trials and tribulations of drug sniffing dogs, and the owners who love them. |
| floop |
Posted - 10/17/2009 : 13:27:49
"Washups"
An oceanography-themed show about the different objects that wash ashore on beaches, each episode hosted by a real-life celebrity wash up. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 06/01/2009 : 19:33:19
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
How about VoVat The Barber? Each week, a celebrity gets interviewed in the barber's chair. It might actually be good!
Except that I don't know how to cut hair.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
it would be better if you didn't how to cut hair.
how about "Pedicures With Gary Busey" - each week Gary Busey interviews former child stars while giving pedicures with power tools. it would be a spin-off of Vovat's show of course.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| floop |
Posted - 05/31/2009 : 18:59:14
"Jew Git Sous"
Jewish, midget, sous chef with secret martial arts skills |
| VoVat |
Posted - 10/24/2007 : 13:55:35
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
How about VoVat The Barber? Each week, a celebrity gets interviewed in the barber's chair. It might actually be good!
Except that I don't know how to cut hair.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| vilainde |
Posted - 10/23/2007 : 13:21:58
The other day I thought about a TV show where a guy would be working on computer stuff and every week he'd do different things computer-related, kind of like THE PRETENDER but about all things internet. Like one week the guy would run a blog, then in the following episode he'd download illegal stuff and get caught by the RIAA and all.
It would have a super nerdy title like "BLOGOSPHERE" or something.
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say." |
| floop |
Posted - 10/23/2007 : 08:02:16
a show called "Boob Tube" which, would be about boobs |
| darwin |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 12:10:22
12 dogs are put onto an island with no food. You have your pampered poodle, the lovable old golden retriever, the wilely mutt, and the city-tuff pit bull, and you get to see who humps who and who eats whom. The producers can haggle over whether the dogs should narrated.
Title: Dog Eat Dog Island |
| Carl |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 10:30:01
How about Ramen With Damon? Each week, loveable Blur frontman Damon Albarn shows us a new ramen recipe. |
| floop |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 20:48:02
Malibu MILTFs |
| Carl |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 15:17:20
How about VoVat The Barber? Each week, a celebrity gets interviewed in the barber's chair. It might actually be good!
I also recommend The Prestige, if you haven't seen it.
 "In six months, she'll look like Grandma Moses!" |
| VoVat |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 13:57:08
How about a show where you watch yourself, thanks to some kind of backwards camera technology?
Wait, would that be an invasion of privacy? Oh, well. You can't stop the progress of technology!
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 09:51:17
Yeah it took me a few minutes to be absolutely sure it was him. I liked him in that.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| kathryn |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 06:59:33
The Prestige is good. Especially if you're not expecting The Bowie to show up.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 05:58:10
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
I've never seen "The Illusionist." When people mention it, I always think of "Lord of Illusions," which I DID see but didn't particularly like.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
It's not bad. The Prestige is pretty good too.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Broken Face |
Posted - 10/14/2007 : 20:37:14
New, terrible idea:
A show about a juggler, Billy Needle, who juggles for a living (he can juggle anything, but he's particularly good at juggling bowling pins), but also has to metaphorically juggle his budding career, his wife and kids, and his wacky schemeing neighbor. I think it should be called...
Pins and Needles
- Brian |
| VoVat |
Posted - 10/14/2007 : 09:05:40
I've never seen "The Illusionist." When people mention it, I always think of "Lord of Illusions," which I DID see but didn't particularly like.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 04:53:33
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
I'm working on a reality show where Jessica Biel and I are room mates and later become lovers due to Jessica's intense physical and mental attraction to me.
In episode six I kick Justin Timberlake's ass up and down Hollywood Boulevard due to his whiny, blubbering phone calls in the middle of the night when Jess and I are trying to get our groove on.
I just hope I can handle Jessica's insistence that she wash her feet in the sink all the time.
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The Disillusionaries: Four Public Awareness Questions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmBgrboeoy8
I watched The Illusionist last night, and got a nice surprise when I saw she was in it.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 10/08/2007 : 14:51:45
i'm gonna be buried in my death to the pixies shirt.
 "How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 10/08/2007 : 14:50:47
make sure they bury you in your polka dot sweatshirt
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 10/08/2007 : 14:46:51
wait, Drew Carey is doing Price is Right? i think i'm gonna kill myself.
"How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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| VoVat |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 05:12:49
I think those already chose Drew Carey for that position.
Oh, wait. You said "IF the price WAS right." Sorry.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
