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| frank_black_francis |
Posted - 10/17/2004 : 12:36:43
What does this refer to? Anyone? |
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| floop |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 18:30:14
quote:
Originally posted by KingOfSiam
What about a Donkey Punch or a Cleveland Steamer?
oh yeah! the Cleveland Steamer is the beeeeest! i mean, i reeeeeeeeeaallly like the Cleveland Steamer.
(as a joke of course)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 18:26:17
I think "Dirty Sanchez" is the nickname of Joey Santiago's cousin.
Okay, maybe not.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 14:35:57
yeah, alot of that is some extremely scary, disturbing, disgusting shit.
Takes all kinds to make a world I guess...
So! There tha'rt bare again, nowt but a bare-arsed lass an' a bit of a Lady Jane! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 14:33:23
I think I'm scared...
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| LBF1976 |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 14:03:07
Carolynanna, if you read the archived post that Apl4eris posted, and scroll down until you find my very long post, you'll find the defintions to most of what KoS has posted.
The Donkey punch is ruthless.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 12:06:03
Okay explain now KoS.
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| KingOfSiam |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 11:24:18
New York Chili Dog?
Another crowd pleaser... |
| KingOfSiam |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 11:23:29
Or a Hot Carl?
Yummmmm |
| KingOfSiam |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 11:19:28
What about a Donkey Punch or a Cleveland Steamer?
Those are my faves. |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 08:28:05
Isn't that what I said? I don't think it HAS to be in the mouth. You know those guys that put their balls on their passed out drunk friends faces and take a picture (I have NEVER done this), don't they call that a tea-bag as well? |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 04:03:20
thats what I thought too, but what would I know? innocent type that I am
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| Stuart |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 23:03:59
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
Like a tea-bag, but using the "taint" instead.
Tea-bag - to dip one's scrotum on another person, like when steeping tea.
Taint - area between one's (male or female) genitals and anus AKA "gooch", "fleshy fun bridge".
See, this is why I started the Tom Robbins topic. So everyone doesn't think all I talk about it taints and tea-bags. Though I know mere would approve....
Speedy, isn't a tea bag when a guy dips his nuts into a persons mouth? Never done it myself, too much to lose!
Just the good ole boys, never meaning no harm,
that all you ever saw
been in trouble with the law,
since the day they were born |
| mattb |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 18:00:52
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
It taint my place to tell tales. However... It was a darky and stormy night, and all the 'peg was quietly waiting for the Pixies to wake Burton Cummings from its opera-eyed slumber. Neil Young would have cracked a stubbly smile as the Fiersome Foursome delivered in the faux-opulence of that theatre; the fat lady sang, pigs flew, and a young Mathew Broszkowski showed me taintly delights that most men dare not dream of.
You bitch! Taint won't be another night where we share that kind of magic again.
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| SpudBoy |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 17:03:22
I hear that Wild Goose Taint is a delicacy in France.
*festoon* |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 12:58:08
Like a tea-bag, but using the "taint" instead.
Tea-bag - to dip one's scrotum on another person, like when steeping tea.
Taint - area between one's (male or female) genitals and anus AKA "gooch", "fleshy fun bridge".
See, this is why I started the Tom Robbins topic. So everyone doesn't think all I talk about it taints and tea-bags. Though I know mere would approve.... |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 12:50:36
hmmmm, I'm still trying to figure out your definition of goose.
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 12:44:06
Well, we've really derailed this thread. Shouldn't we get back to talking about Dirty Sanchez's? |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 11:48:52
Alright, I'm buckling my seatbelt right now.
Let the games begin.
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 11:30:40
Office job, once again. Hooray for tomfoolery. Don't question it baby, just sit back and enjoy the ride. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 10:42:17
I said;
'one that I could understand'. heehee
S'alright, I'll let it slide this time Mike.
So what's with all this time free time on your hands?
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 10:31:18
Fleshy Fun Bridge Feast!
What else do you want from me!?!?!?! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 10:04:46
Hehe remember before when I said I was into pegging???;)
Hey you didn't make up some good dirty definition for my amusement.
(Or at least one that I could understand;)
For shame mike, I'm disappointed.
Where is the wit that I've become so accustomed to?
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 09:53:19
"Giving me the willies"... you dirty bird! My willy will not be given easily, I assure you. And if you don't like goose (or goosing, which the ladies seem to LOVE, let me tell you. Nothing like a fleshy fun bridge feast!), what do you like? |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 09:44:42
Stop saying taint!
You're giving me the willies.
There's too many goose things already.
Your goose is cooked.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
I've got goosebumps.
Wild goose chase.
Make something up speedy,
entertain me. :)
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 09:35:29
Really? That seems like the grade school definition. I'm sure there's a much more filthy version of "goosed". Sounds like it should be SOMETHING. Maybe like a tea-bag, but with the taint instead? |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 09:04:39
Nah, duck duck goose just came into my head, hehe.
I think being goosed is when someone pinches your ass though.
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 18:50:01
This euphemism is entirely new to me, but knowing you I'm sure it's FILTHY. Have you been "goosed" recently? |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 17:15:38
A goose perhaps???
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 14:45:13
"Odd" duck. You're an odd duck. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 14:39:21
And I'm the strange duck?
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 14:35:05
It taint my place to tell tales. However... It was a darky and stormy night, and all the 'peg was quietly waiting for the Pixies to wake Burton Cummings from its opera-eyed slumber. Neil Young would have cracked a stubbly smile as the Fiersome Foursome delivered in the faux-opulence of that theatre; the fat lady sang, pigs flew, and a young Mathew Broszkowski showed me taintly delights that most men dare not dream of. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 14:19:42
oooooo do tell.
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 13:59:55
Note to forum members: Matt also tainted my innocence. What a glorious night in Winnipeg... |
| mattb |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 13:55:43
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
There was never anything innocent about your taint...
That was like only the fifth thing I ever read on the net that made me laugh out loud.
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| speedy_m |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 12:09:20
There was never anything innocent about your taint... |
