| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| betty |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 20:28:16
you will have 30 seconds to make anexciting escape!
hello all, random betty quoting futurama.
i was going to ask something to give this message a point.
detecting trace amounts of thinking activity.
without his scooty.
i missed you, its changed a lot here, meaning where i am.
not here here.
i feel like a tilt o whirl.
love,
betty
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| prozacrat |
Posted - 10/25/2004 : 17:26:36
It does seem rather subdued and happy. I could try to disguise it as a rat and make it our band's mascot. But ferrets are long, so I'd probably have to cut out a little bit of its middle section. Turns out it was running around in my garage, and my roommate took pity on it and put it in the bathroom where it was warmer and my two cats couldn't get at it. Don't know much more than that. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 10/25/2004 : 13:52:43
Is it a Prozac Ferret?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| betty |
Posted - 10/24/2004 : 20:01:51
seriously?
love,
betty
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| VoVat |
Posted - 10/24/2004 : 18:36:26
Well, you do now!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 10/24/2004 : 17:59:11
I came home today to find a ferret in my bathroom. I don't own a ferret. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 10/24/2004 : 17:55:37
Ewww...
Buttworms are gross.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| Newo |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 08:32:10
When I was living in the desert I took a few days in the nearest town and left my dog to take care of my housemate. I came back and the dog was scooting around the floor on his ass and my housemate was highly amused, thinking it was some trick I´d trained him to do.
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Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones! |
| betty |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 22:56:34
c'est vrai.
love,
betty
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| glacial906 |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 22:49:09
My, my Betty...the life you have lived; the things you have seen. Nature is a glorious thing, is it not? |
| betty |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 21:20:06
i have seen worms come out of a dog's ass.
it was gross.
like gross living spagetti.
my cat, yoda, scoots her ass on the rug too. its sad and funny.
but not worms. her poo sticks to her long ass ass hair sometimes. she hates me a lot when i trim it.
come, there's more...
love,
betty
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| prozacrat |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 12:13:27
Good point. Very good point. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 10/17/2004 : 12:05:29
At least it doesn't come out of a colossal worm heinie.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 10/16/2004 : 21:01:22
Some juice or other from toads. An excrement of sorts. Who's hungry?! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 10/16/2004 : 11:42:54
But what's the glue on postage stamps made out of?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 20:37:32
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Scooty Puff Jr. sucks!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
Don't tell US! Tell Nibbler!
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| prozacrat |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 20:33:53
Actually, didn't Fry have sixty seconds to make his escape? The brain killed the dinosaurs. And that is an excellent Tom song.
More love,
Dietr |
| betty |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 20:19:19
fall out of the window with confetti in my hair.
did i touch you with the icky part?
love,
betty
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| VoVat |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 19:27:48
Scooty Puff Jr. sucks!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 19:09:14
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
For once in my life I think I actually understand you Betty. I saw the episode as well.
Maybe you can help me then Sir Rockabye.
What in tarnation is a scooty? And is it wrong that I have not a single one? The only image that comes to mind is a dog with worms making friends with the living room carpet. I'm glad I don't have a scooty if that's what it demands.
RIP Rest In Peace Jacques Derrida. rasta. ruowa. freedom from activity. a brief pause in reading. a rhythmic silence in music.
Well, it was bound to happen, but for once ditching my homework and staying up late to watch cartoons came in handy. Betty's post is in reference to Monday night's episode of Futurama. In said episode, Fry had to flip a switch (the title of this thread) to destruct this giant memory bank of information. He had thirty seconds to make a daring escape on his Scooty Junior (some sort of futuristic Play-skool type scutor).
As far as your scotty is concerned, I'm happy I don't have one of those as well. Hope that was of some assistance.
Turn the spit on that pig and kick the drum and let me down.
Put my clarinet beneath your bed 'til I get back in town.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 19:01:10
quote:
Speaking of riding the return key, who else out there are keyboard abusers? I mean - coworkers around you wince when you type, the keyboard is bent in the middle...soft touch keyboards wear out and get noisy in a couple months (weeks?).
I don't know, but I once broke the space bar on my dorm room's computer.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| betty |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 18:56:37
i always make sense, but only if you've seen that episode!
(heart warm like apple pie at being missed. thank you.)
love,
betty
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 16:02:36
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
For once in my life I think I actually understand you Betty. I saw the episode as well.
Maybe you can help me then Sir Rockabye.
What in tarnation is a scooty? And is it wrong that I have not a single one? The only image that comes to mind is a dog with worms making friends with the living room carpet. I'm glad I don't have a scooty if that's what it demands.
RIP Rest In Peace Jacques Derrida. rasta. ruowa. freedom from activity. a brief pause in reading. a rhythmic silence in music. |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 15:20:23
For once in my life I think I actually understand you Betty. I saw the episode as well.
Welcome back.
Turn the spit on that pig and kick the drum and let me down.
Put my clarinet beneath your bed 'til I get back in town.
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 14:48:13
quote:
Originally posted by betty
without his scooty.
I don't have a scooty either! 
Wait. Is that a bad thing?
RIP Rest In Peace Jacques Derrida. rasta. ruowa. freedom from activity. a brief pause in reading. a rhythmic silence in music. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 14:25:27
I miss the double signoff.
betty
betty
Speaking of riding the return key, who else out there are keyboard abusers? I mean - coworkers around you wince when you type, the keyboard is bent in the middle...soft touch keyboards wear out and get noisy in a couple months (weeks?).
I fucking rape a keyboard...but I'm helpdesk...gotta let it out somehow.
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| LBF1976 |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 10:33:26
people often think I am being serious when I am joking or vice versa for starters there RealMean
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| darwin |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 00:57:58
What amazes me is that no matter how confusing the message is from betty she always rides that return key like pro. But, I did notice that in the second message there's only 3 carriage returns before her signoff, rather than the traditional 4. We all make mistakes, I suppose. |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 00:10:13
quote:
Originally posted by LBF1976
As for speaking my language, good joke, but my language is not something to be joked about for too long, you just might miss something, I hate to be misunderstood, it happens too often. =)
Really? In what ways are you misunderstood?
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| Monsieur |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 16:10:47
Hey betty, you remind me of my mother, a little.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| LBF1976 |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 16:00:26
She looks like a Killer, doesn't she?
As for speaking my language, good joke, but my language is not something to be joked about for too long, you just might miss something, I hate to be misunderstood, it happens too often. =)
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| glacial906 |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 14:54:14
Betty, I just saw your user pic. Until that time, I always thought of you like this:
What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt?
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 13:38:56
good to have you back...now I can read your replies and be confused at what you meant for the rest of the day. what you write reminds me of my journal drunk ramblings. Except you make a lot more sense.
And what the hell have I learned? |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 13:11:20
betty, missed ya
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 08:50:30
Yeah we've all missed your random ramblings betty!
Shemales have rights too... |
| vilainde |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 01:47:03
weird
Hey betty! Long time no see (err, read).
Denis
"I do feel sorry for people who don't collect records and obsess about music. Why? Because collecting, consuming and obsessing over music and records is very interesting. That's why." - Johan Kugelberg
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