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| floop |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 13:18:19
i know i'm kind of a hypochondriac, but for the past two days i've been feeling this pain in my lower right abdominal area. inside. like, right where my appendix is.
i read online that the pain will start increasing rapidly and you'll experience symptoms like nausia and other flu-like symptoms.
i'm not feeling that, but it does hurt. especially when i laugh or pick something up from the ground.
i'm probably okay, but the thought of my appendix exploding inside me doesn't appeal to me.
has anyone gone through that whole thing?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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| hammerhands |
Posted - 10/16/2004 : 01:14:04
anyone had their appendix removed
No, but I had my bibliography corrected. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 10/16/2004 : 00:30:42
Ahhh - the birthday gift.
One of you cats from England needs to step up.
If she doesn't get it from him/her, you send it to her.
I can't afford the fucking shipping.
The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard. |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/15/2004 : 14:44:24
I've e mailed that link to someone who was wondering what to get me for my birthday in the hope that they take the hint
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 10/15/2004 : 14:38:49
http://www.a-bd.com/produit-bd_alien-chest-burster-bust_5915_en.htm
The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard. |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/15/2004 : 14:29:27
I want one!!!
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 10/15/2004 : 10:08:23
The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard. |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 10/14/2004 : 20:17:24
Yuck. Soggy tortilla cylinder.
*festoon* |
| floop |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 22:20:26
quote:
Originally posted by BLT
I still believe it's impacted cheese, tortillas, and god knows what else.
this theory could hold some water. i hate to admit
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 22:12:46
You know if it does turn out to be a tapeworm just fast for a day or so then sleep naked with a cookie near your ass. Keep a hammer handy. The little bastard will come after it sooner or later - works a treat!
Glad you're feeling better though.
*festoon* |
| BLT |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 22:11:37
I still believe it's impacted cheese, tortillas, and god knows what else. |
| floop |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 22:01:57
i've never had a bad burrito in LA
my bellly is feeling better. thanks for asking offerw. i think i might have pulled something while lifting a heavy object.
or it's an alien
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| darwin |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 13:39:36
There are alot of illegal aliens in the LA area. Maybe they fed you a bad burrito. |
| Dave Noisy |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 13:13:18
...surprised no one suggested it was an alien.
 Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
| offerw |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 11:44:48
How are you doing with the sore belly now Floop?
I faked stomach pains the night before a chemistry exam at school (didn't study) and ended up in hospital to have my appendix removed.
wilhelm |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 21:23:09
I bet it's a tapeworm. I hear they feel like that. Did you get a wiggly feeling after you ate the pork?
*festoon* |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 20:51:38
fearmongers all of you!
it could be flesh-eating disease, just kidding ;).
my suggestion: don't laugh or pick anything up off the ground and the pain will go away, if pain returns, see a psychiatrist. hypochondria can be cured with common drugs. |
| NimrodsSon |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 14:48:47
It could be a kidney stone, Floop.
¡Viva los Católicos! |
| ramona |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 14:17:18
The pushing on your stomach is a good test, I think. Because if your appendix was at all inflammed pushing on your stomach would hurt like a mofo.
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| ramona |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 14:15:58
It is an intense pain and it got to the point (on about the third day of pain) where I could not even stand up.
I think that if it was your appendix it probably wouldn't really be a question. It would hurt like hell and you would think "fuck, I have to go to the hospital!" My appendix was about an hour away from rupturing according to the doctor and now I have a big old scar on my belly. Purty.
I hope it doesn't get to that point for you, but if it persists, check it out.
 Em
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It tells of promises and pleasure and a tale of wine and woe
The uneasy time to come
And the long way ‘round we go to get there
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| floop |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 14:15:32
thanks Erik.
my stomach does feel full, but that's because i just ate a huge pork sandwich.
i'm really hoping i just pulled a muscle or something.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| oddball |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 14:11:21
hey floop,
I had my appendix taken out last year. The pain comes on really quick and doesn't really come and go in waves. My stomach felt really really full too. If you push in with both hands on the opposite side of your stomach and then quickly release, the pain in the appendix area should come on like hell. That was some sort of "release test". If it has to come out, this operation is really a routine procedure. Hope this helps.
Erik |
| floop |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 14:07:17
quote:
Originally posted by BLT
It's probably a compressed collection of undigested quesadillas.
that cracked me up (and made my appendix hurt again)
thanks
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 13:57:22
Yes, perhaps he is merely impacted.
Lay off the smack for a while, floop. You'll blast that puppy outta there like an RPG.
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| BLT |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 13:55:26
It's probably a compressed collection of undigested quesadillas. |
| cvanepps |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 13:52:51
Mine came out at age 12. It was not a slow, progressive pain for me. It was nearly instantaneous.
The bad part is that I unknowingly went to a "learning hospital" to have it removed. This meant that a medical student removed my appendix, leaving a larger-than-normal scar (10 centimeters or 4 inches). You see, an appendectomy is very routine surgery so they allow medical students to do the deed at certain hospitals.
Beware of who actually does the cutting, Floop!! Good luck!
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
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| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 13:38:13
not i but my brother and sister almost died from their appendicies! go to a doctor! |
