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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  13:18:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i know i'm kind of a hypochondriac, but for the past two days i've been feeling this pain in my lower right abdominal area. inside. like, right where my appendix is.

i read online that the pain will start increasing rapidly and you'll experience symptoms like nausia and other flu-like symptoms.

i'm not feeling that, but it does hurt. especially when i laugh or pick something up from the ground.

i'm probably okay, but the thought of my appendix exploding inside me doesn't appeal to me.

has anyone gone through that whole thing?



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!

Ebb Vicious
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  13:38:13  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote

not i but my brother and sister almost died from their appendicies! go to a doctor!
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cvanepps
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USA
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  13:52:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mine came out at age 12. It was not a slow, progressive pain for me. It was nearly instantaneous.

The bad part is that I unknowingly went to a "learning hospital" to have it removed. This meant that a medical student removed my appendix, leaving a larger-than-normal scar (10 centimeters or 4 inches). You see, an appendectomy is very routine surgery so they allow medical students to do the deed at certain hospitals.

Beware of who actually does the cutting, Floop!! Good luck!

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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  13:55:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's probably a compressed collection of undigested quesadillas.
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KimStanleyRobinson
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  13:57:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes, perhaps he is merely impacted.

Lay off the smack for a while, floop. You'll blast that puppy outta there like an RPG.


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  14:07:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BLT

It's probably a compressed collection of undigested quesadillas.



that cracked me up (and made my appendix hurt again)

thanks



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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oddball
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Germany
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  14:11:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hey floop,

I had my appendix taken out last year. The pain comes on really quick and doesn't really come and go in waves. My stomach felt really really full too. If you push in with both hands on the opposite side of your stomach and then quickly release, the pain in the appendix area should come on like hell. That was some sort of "release test". If it has to come out, this operation is really a routine procedure. Hope this helps.

Erik
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  14:15:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
thanks Erik.

my stomach does feel full, but that's because i just ate a huge pork sandwich.

i'm really hoping i just pulled a muscle or something.



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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ramona
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  14:15:58  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
It is an intense pain and it got to the point (on about the third day of pain) where I could not even stand up.

I think that if it was your appendix it probably wouldn't really be a question. It would hurt like hell and you would think "fuck, I have to go to the hospital!" My appendix was about an hour away from rupturing according to the doctor and now I have a big old scar on my belly. Purty.

I hope it doesn't get to that point for you, but if it persists, check it out.
Em

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ramona
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  14:17:18  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The pushing on your stomach is a good test, I think. Because if your appendix was at all inflammed pushing on your stomach would hurt like a mofo.

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NimrodsSon
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USA
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  14:48:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It could be a kidney stone, Floop.


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shineoftheever
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Canada
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  20:51:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
fearmongers all of you!

it could be flesh-eating disease, just kidding ;).

my suggestion: don't laugh or pick anything up off the ground and the pain will go away, if pain returns, see a psychiatrist. hypochondria can be cured with common drugs.
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SpudBoy
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Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2004 :  21:23:09  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I bet it's a tapeworm. I hear they feel like that. Did you get a wiggly feeling after you ate the pork?


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offerw
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South Africa
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Posted - 10/13/2004 :  11:44:48  Show Profile  Click to see offerw's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
How are you doing with the sore belly now Floop?

I faked stomach pains the night before a chemistry exam at school (didn't study) and ended up in hospital to have my appendix removed.

wilhelm

Edited by - offerw on 10/13/2004 11:45:34
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Dave Noisy
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Canada
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Posted - 10/13/2004 :  13:13:18  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
...surprised no one suggested it was an alien.


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darwin
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USA
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Posted - 10/13/2004 :  13:39:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There are alot of illegal aliens in the LA area. Maybe they fed you a bad burrito.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 10/13/2004 :  22:01:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i've never had a bad burrito in LA

my bellly is feeling better. thanks for asking offerw. i think i might have pulled something while lifting a heavy object.

or it's an alien



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!

Edited by - floop on 10/13/2004 22:16:13
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BLT
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South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 10/13/2004 :  22:11:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I still believe it's impacted cheese, tortillas, and god knows what else.
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SpudBoy
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Equatorial Guinea
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Posted - 10/13/2004 :  22:12:46  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You know if it does turn out to be a tapeworm just fast for a day or so then sleep naked with a cookie near your ass. Keep a hammer handy. The little bastard will come after it sooner or later - works a treat!

Glad you're feeling better though.


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 10/13/2004 :  22:20:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BLT

I still believe it's impacted cheese, tortillas, and god knows what else.



this theory could hold some water. i hate to admit



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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SpudBoy
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Equatorial Guinea
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Posted - 10/14/2004 :  20:17:24  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yuck. Soggy tortilla cylinder.


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  10:08:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard.
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  14:29:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I want one!!!


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2004 :  14:38:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.a-bd.com/produit-bd_alien-chest-burster-bust_5915_en.htm


The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard.
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n/a
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Posted - 10/15/2004 :  14:44:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've e mailed that link to someone who was wondering what to get me for my birthday in the hope that they take the hint


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 10/16/2004 :  00:30:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ahhh - the birthday gift.

One of you cats from England needs to step up.

If she doesn't get it from him/her, you send it to her.

I can't afford the fucking shipping.


The rich girl uses vaseline. Poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses axle grease but she takes it twice as hard.
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hammerhands
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Canada
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Posted - 10/16/2004 :  01:14:04  Show Profile  Visit hammerhands's Homepage  Reply with Quote
anyone had their appendix removed
No, but I had my bibliography corrected.
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