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SHAZEB ANDLEEB Posted - 04/14/2005 : 17:31:30
I thought that it was safe, pulling out, but somehow, my Bossanova record got knocked up! I am trying to get it to get an abortion, but if she does want to see this out, we will name the child Trompe.

hermaphroditos is my name
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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 04/19/2005 : 06:30:30
I would like to hear the offspring of Bossanova. Please don't kill it.


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VoVat Posted - 04/15/2005 : 21:16:43
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Jesus, is that too much information?


Is Jesus going to show up and answer this question? I know he's posted on the General Chat forum before.



"Reunion? Shit union!"
Carl Posted - 04/15/2005 : 19:48:48
YES.

Bossa was nevr so crude when I dated her!(sniff!)
SHAZEB ANDLEEB Posted - 04/15/2005 : 19:44:48
When I nailed Bossanova, she said she wanted my seed inside her. Jesus, is that too much information?

hermaphroditos is my name
worship me
VoVat Posted - 04/15/2005 : 18:37:23
Bossanova refused to use a morning after pill. She thought they were a form of abortion, and she's Catholic.



"Reunion? Shit union!"
Daisy Girl Posted - 04/15/2005 : 14:01:55
ok folks... me trying to be a good "mom" I should have said something about safe sex.

But I guess niave to assume that there wasn't a girl involved with this...

hhrrrm..

Ok

It's important to wear the glove every time you get love. The girl might say, "I'm on the pill" or "I just had my period so it's safe"

It's never safe. The other good thing is it will protect you from 99.9% of STDs which I think the stat is one in four teens has these days.

Just in case you are embarrased to by your own condoms, I will keep some in the kitchen drawer at all times.. no questions asked.

There is also a morning after pill in case the condom breaks.

PS You can't get anyone pregnant from oral sex, but you can give/recieve STD's that way... so better to use a condom, there too.
Skatealex1 Posted - 04/14/2005 : 22:47:12
LOL Im curious what the next bossonova thread will be

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VoVat Posted - 04/14/2005 : 19:24:14
So "Sex with Trompe Le Monde" would be okay, then? :P



"Reunion? Shit union!"
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 04/14/2005 : 19:19:43
Please, no more of these Bossanova threads.


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puredenizenofthecitizensb Posted - 04/14/2005 : 18:51:55
How cute


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