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SHAZEB ANDLEEB
- FB Fan -
Saint Kitts and Nevis
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 Posted - 04/14/2005 : 17:31:30
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I thought that it was safe, pulling out, but somehow, my Bossanova record got knocked up! I am trying to get it to get an abortion, but if she does want to see this out, we will name the child Trompe.
hermaphroditos is my name
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puredenizenofthecitizensb
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Uzbekistan
150 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 18:51:55
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How cute 
 How come we say Los Angeleez?
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 19:19:43
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Please, no more of these Bossanova threads.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / Wooteenie!" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 19:24:14
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So "Sex with Trompe Le Monde" would be okay, then? :P
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1667 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 22:47:12
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LOL Im curious what the next bossonova thread will be
The Truth Is Out There |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 14:01:55
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ok folks... me trying to be a good "mom" I should have said something about safe sex.
But I guess niave to assume that there wasn't a girl involved with this...
hhrrrm..
Ok
It's important to wear the glove every time you get love. The girl might say, "I'm on the pill" or "I just had my period so it's safe"
It's never safe. The other good thing is it will protect you from 99.9% of STDs which I think the stat is one in four teens has these days.
Just in case you are embarrased to by your own condoms, I will keep some in the kitchen drawer at all times.. no questions asked. 
There is also a morning after pill in case the condom breaks.
PS You can't get anyone pregnant from oral sex, but you can give/recieve STD's that way... so better to use a condom, there too. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 18:37:23
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Bossanova refused to use a morning after pill. She thought they were a form of abortion, and she's Catholic.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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SHAZEB ANDLEEB
- FB Fan -
Saint Kitts and Nevis
145 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 19:44:48
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When I nailed Bossanova, she said she wanted my seed inside her. Jesus, is that too much information?
hermaphroditos is my name
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 04/15/2005 : 19:48:48
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YES.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 21:16:43
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Jesus, is that too much information?
Is Jesus going to show up and answer this question? I know he's posted on the General Chat forum before.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 06:30:30
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I would like to hear the offspring of Bossanova. Please don't kill it.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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My copy of Bossanova is pregnant!
