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SHAZEB ANDLEEB
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Saint Kitts and Nevis
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Posted - 04/14/2005 :  17:31:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I thought that it was safe, pulling out, but somehow, my Bossanova record got knocked up! I am trying to get it to get an abortion, but if she does want to see this out, we will name the child Trompe.

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puredenizenofthecitizensb
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Uzbekistan
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Posted - 04/14/2005 :  18:51:55  Show Profile  Visit puredenizenofthecitizensb's Homepage  Reply with Quote
How cute


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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
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Posted - 04/14/2005 :  19:19:43  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Please, no more of these Bossanova threads.


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 04/14/2005 :  19:24:14  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
So "Sex with Trompe Le Monde" would be okay, then? :P



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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 04/14/2005 :  22:47:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL Im curious what the next bossonova thread will be

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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 04/15/2005 :  14:01:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ok folks... me trying to be a good "mom" I should have said something about safe sex.

But I guess niave to assume that there wasn't a girl involved with this...

hhrrrm..

Ok

It's important to wear the glove every time you get love. The girl might say, "I'm on the pill" or "I just had my period so it's safe"

It's never safe. The other good thing is it will protect you from 99.9% of STDs which I think the stat is one in four teens has these days.

Just in case you are embarrased to by your own condoms, I will keep some in the kitchen drawer at all times.. no questions asked.

There is also a morning after pill in case the condom breaks.

PS You can't get anyone pregnant from oral sex, but you can give/recieve STD's that way... so better to use a condom, there too.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 04/15/2005 :  18:37:23  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Bossanova refused to use a morning after pill. She thought they were a form of abortion, and she's Catholic.



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SHAZEB ANDLEEB
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Saint Kitts and Nevis
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Posted - 04/15/2005 :  19:44:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
When I nailed Bossanova, she said she wanted my seed inside her. Jesus, is that too much information?

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Carl
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Ireland
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Posted - 04/15/2005 :  19:48:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
YES.

Bossa was nevr so crude when I dated her!(sniff!)
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VoVat
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USA
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Posted - 04/15/2005 :  21:16:43  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
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Jesus, is that too much information?


Is Jesus going to show up and answer this question? I know he's posted on the General Chat forum before.



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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/19/2005 :  06:30:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I would like to hear the offspring of Bossanova. Please don't kill it.


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