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| SHAZEB ANDLEEB |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 16:05:08
I plan on treating my copy of Bossanova to a nice dinner, than later, trying to make love to it. I mean, it really isn't that weird, guys, I mean, I was raised Catholic.
hermaphroditos is my name
worship me |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/10/2005 : 17:33:38
He has standards. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 17:20:17
Maybe you should try to fix the other one up with Nevermind.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 18:38:54
One of them is dating Trompe Le Monde, she very, er, 'worldly'. ;) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 07:34:14
Well, their daddy's rich, and their mama's a pretty thing.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 20:45:35
Yes, they're both attending U-Mass, of course. And floop, I have all sons, they're all well hung. ;) |
| floop |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 11:36:48
how old are your daughters Carl? |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 10:49:38
Where are they going to college? U-Mass, by any chance?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 07:00:36
Sorry Vovat, but I happen to be happily married to the Purple Tape. I don't happen to like people hitting on my spouse!! We have two lovely children, 'Come On Pilgrim' and 'The Pixies'. They're both at college. ;) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 19:46:20
I think the Purple Tape might want in on the action.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| floop |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 19:29:54
any chances of getting a double date with Surfer Rosa? |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 16:46:02
Nah, there's still the Lunacy Highway Extension left to go.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 22:21:05
 For crying out loud, this thread has gone too far down the lunacy highway! |
| floop |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 17:54:23
a gentlemen never gives details, but trust me fumanbru.. she is not inexperienced.
that's all i'll say on the subject |
| fumanbru |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 17:11:23
bossanova isn't some dirty whore. have some respect! i think you may have her confused with "Nevermind".
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
| floop |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 14:07:27
if it weren't for me, Trompe Le Monde would not be here today.
you guys owe me |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 14:06:28
Are you the father of her babies, 'Veloria' and 'Dig For Fire'?! :) |
| floop |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 13:10:44
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
I think Bossanova has been on the pill, since that incident when someone got her pregnant.
she told me she was on the pill then, what can i say? |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 11:11:01
I think Bossanova has been on the pill, since that incident when someone got her pregnant.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 17:50:46
Er..use "vinyl cleaner".( ) |
| floop |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:53:23
what about lube? |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:47:09
They should include a free condom in the sleeve of every copy of Bossanova! |
| floop |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:43:45
would you bring a condom on your first date, or is that too presumptuous?
i can see the fear of jinxing it by being overly confident. but then, better to be prepared, no? |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:40:14
That's some accolade!! |
| BLT |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:34:26
Carl, you are the very model marvel of modern vinyl chivalry.
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| Carl |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:24:06
It's customary when dating a vinyl disc to open the car door, and place her carefully on the passenger seat in the record-shop bag in which she was purchased, then whisper seductively "I can't wait to get you home and give you a listen." |
| floop |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:07:01
are you going to open the car door for her, or is that too cheesy? |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 10:18:41
Guess what-so do I! |
| vilainde |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 02:04:57
I really hope Frank didn't stumble upon this thread...
Denis
Let's go get sushi and not pay! |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 12:54:30
"...And just a glass of 'Sprite' for the lady." ;) |
| Craig |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 14:10:32
What does a Pixies album eat?
Just buy her a soda... |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 13:41:56
Fairy cake?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 08:22:23
That's slumming it!! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 19:57:52
Pixy Stix?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 19:56:16
And what does a Pixies album eat? Italian? Chinese? Indian? |
| floop |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 19:53:07
where are you taking Bossanova by the way? are you picking her up at her house? does she have roommates? you need a game plan.. |
