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SHAZEB ANDLEEB
- FB Fan -
Saint Kitts and Nevis
145 Posts |
 Posted - 04/13/2005 : 16:05:08
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I plan on treating my copy of Bossanova to a nice dinner, than later, trying to make love to it. I mean, it really isn't that weird, guys, I mean, I was raised Catholic.
hermaphroditos is my name
worship me |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 16:18:59
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do you think she'll be the type who will offer to pay, or will she just expect it?
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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jose
- FB Fan -
France
140 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 16:53:02
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| don't you want masturbating in the same time ? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 18:09:57
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Not in the restaurant. Save that for the movies.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 18:42:26
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| I've gone off Bossa. Pilgrim is my flavour of the week, it's got a lovely hairy back. :) |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 20:02:21
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
do you think she'll be the type who will offer to pay, or will she just expect it?
know what i'm sayin' dawg?
Hey floopie, I always thought Bossanova was a dude. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 16:27:59
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In Latin, "-a" is a feminine ending. So, if Bossanova is of Latin stock, then I guess it's female.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 16:33:36
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Bossanova is femmale.
I feel like a completely different person |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 17:16:40
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quote:
Originally posted by rita
Bossanova is femmale.
My Bossanova is 12 inches, hard and black.
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 17:23:14
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BLT, that's a weird femmale, but I still say that Bossanova is a she.
I feel like a completely different person |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 19:22:34
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I think Doolittle might be male, though.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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hWolsky
= Cult of Ray =
France
696 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 03:28:21
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Abstract loves are male, all of them.
I'm a regular old fashion music admirer. |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 03:44:11
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Well there you go, Shazeb.
You've been fucking not only a piece of vinyl, but too a man. Catholics are so funny
Pregnant you say? i think he's just trying to keep you in this pretty fucked up relationship.
Get out while you can |
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SHAZEB ANDLEEB
- FB Fan -
Saint Kitts and Nevis
145 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 19:51:07
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You are right! When I asked to go to the gynecologist with well...it...he...I mean she...told me to clean the bathrooms, because that was a higher priority. I believed it! I believed it!
hermaphroditos is my name
worship me |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 06:29:12
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I wanna have sex with Surfer Rosa.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 18:00:48
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How come Complete B-Sides isn't getting any love?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 00:52:21
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So you're into b-sides yourself, Nathan?
Denis
Let's go get sushi and not pay! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 16:24:04
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Nah, I think I might be more into the BBC.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 19:53:07
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| where are you taking Bossanova by the way? are you picking her up at her house? does she have roommates? you need a game plan.. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 19:56:16
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| And what does a Pixies album eat? Italian? Chinese? Indian? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 19:57:52
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Pixy Stix?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 08:22:23
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| That's slumming it!! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 13:41:56
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Fairy cake?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Craig
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 04/23/2005 : 14:10:32
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What does a Pixies album eat?
Just buy her a soda... |
Edited by - Craig on 04/23/2005 14:12:05 |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 12:54:30
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| "...And just a glass of 'Sprite' for the lady." ;) |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 02:04:57
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I really hope Frank didn't stumble upon this thread...
Denis
Let's go get sushi and not pay! |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 10:18:41
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| Guess what-so do I! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:07:01
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| are you going to open the car door for her, or is that too cheesy? |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:24:06
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| It's customary when dating a vinyl disc to open the car door, and place her carefully on the passenger seat in the record-shop bag in which she was purchased, then whisper seductively "I can't wait to get you home and give you a listen." |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:34:26
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Carl, you are the very model marvel of modern vinyl chivalry.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:40:14
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 That's some accolade!! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:43:45
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would you bring a condom on your first date, or is that too presumptuous?
i can see the fear of jinxing it by being overly confident. but then, better to be prepared, no? |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:47:09
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| They should include a free condom in the sleeve of every copy of Bossanova! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 16:53:23
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| what about lube? |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 17:50:46
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Er..use "vinyl cleaner".( ) |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 11:11:01
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I think Bossanova has been on the pill, since that incident when someone got her pregnant.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Taking a copy of Bossanova out to dinner
