| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 03/05/2004 : 02:28:49
He's playing for some new kids on the block now
No more time for the faithful servants who followed him in his quest, when the weather was sunny but also when the weather was stormy, through the wind and the snow and the rain.
We used to learn every single master's word by heart - I even started eating salade lyonnaise
But there are no words any more, just the official record label white noise
Master! Master! Why have you abandoned us?
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 00:49:40
Maybe darkousider IS Frank's therapist.
"And her head has no room." |
| ProverbialCereal |
Posted - 03/16/2004 : 19:20:49
quote:
Originally posted by darkoutsider
What the hell are you people rambling about? Why would you think Frank would ditch The Catholics? He seems to be really happy to be playing with the band that got him to where he is now, why can't we be happy for him? He went thru a divorce not to long ago and was down for a while and now he's happy again. Let the man be happy. As long as we get our fill of Black some how, isn't that what really matters?
How did you get an interview with Frank's therapist?
 Join the Devil's Workshop / Looking for idle hands to work second shift |
| darkoutsider |
Posted - 03/16/2004 : 17:03:25
What the hell are you people rambling about? Why would you think Frank would ditch The Catholics? He seems to be really happy to be playing with the band that got him to where he is now, why can't we be happy for him? He went thru a divorce not to long ago and was down for a while and now he's happy again. Let the man be happy. As long as we get our fill of Black some how, isn't that what really matters?
Now if I can get Danny Elfman to reunite with Oingo Boingo, my life will be complete.
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I'd love to see inside your mind, to tear it all apart
To cut you open with a knife and find your sacred heart
I'd love to take your satin dolls and tear them all to shreds
I'd love to mess your pretty hair, i'd love to see you dead. - Boingo |
| Triakel |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 13:01:49
Frank Black is a superhero who can woo women with a chord and melt lead with an affected gaze. He can lift an 80-story building with his left hand while playing guitar solos with his right. The Pope calls him for advice. He invented the robot and the Tunnel of Love. Jesus asked him to join his band. He discovered the secrets of alchemy. He invented Cheet-ohs and malt liquor and French fries.
Whatever. Just keep making music, man! |
| George42 |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 15:20:08
wow. comic books and underwear. what a topic. enough said. |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 10:22:03
Talking of spider man, I bought to comics tday, one from 1979, and one from 1980. Ones spidey, and one the hulk. they are great.
And i think people who get upset over silly things on the forum are the ones more likely to be wearing star wars underwear.
Purlease, we wear 2001:space... underwear. Obviously.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 06:49:37
quote:
Originally posted by martha_promise
Hey!, I am a dork who still wears star wars underpants and jacks off to glamour magazines....
Watch it. Mommy told me that big boys who wear Star Wars undies and touch the no-no place when looking at her fashion mags are SPECIAL.  That's right...SPECIAL. So that means you too.
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The blue pill opens your eyes
Is there a better way?
A new religion prescribed to those without the faith
http://www.psychictwin.com |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 13:27:22
The financial times has nice ASSets.
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
| woodworm |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 13:24:36
You made a mistake, Woodworm. I wear exclusively Walt Disney underwear, and I jerk off to the Financial Times. Don't worry, you were almost right.
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the finacial times does have pretty lettering doesnt it
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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 13:02:51
quote:
Originally posted by woodworm
this is just sad
"our master"
you sound like some dorks who still wear star wars underpants
and jack off to the glamour magazine
You made a mistake, Woodworm. I wear exclusively Walt Disney underwear, and I jerk off to the Financial Times. Don't worry, you were almost right.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
| martha_promise |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 12:51:17
Yeah, "underoos" were great. I had spiderman "underoos" and really felt like I was a superhero when I was wearing them.
~~Polly-ann drove steel like a man~~ |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 12:47:38
I believe they were called "Underoos". It came with a T-shirt and underwear. I had Yoda "Underoos". Also, Superman ones. Although with the Superman ones, you could put the underwear over your regular pants, and you would look just like Superman!
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
| martha_promise |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 12:31:20
Hey!, I am a dork who still wears star wars underpants and jacks off to glamour magazines....Jesus Christ man, relax. Who cares? It really shouldn't upset you so much.
~~Polly-ann drove steel like a man~~ |
| woodworm |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 10:57:43
this is just sad
"our master"
you sound like some dorks who still wear star wars underpants
and jack off to the glamour magazine |
| Scarla O |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 05:28:27
Has it ever been spelt out to us who Puppaduck is?
There were rumours that it was Joey, and various people 'in the know' indicated that they...er, 'knew' the identity of puppaduck...
?
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| prozacrat |
Posted - 03/08/2004 : 00:04:01
Ah. Yes. That song oracle. Okay. Thanks.
"And her head has no room." |
| BLT |
Posted - 03/07/2004 : 14:49:48
Check your email, Derek. I sent you the link. It should be done uploading (to my web space) in a couple minutes.
-Brian |
| ProverbialCereal |
Posted - 03/07/2004 : 14:31:50
I need the Valley or our Hope mp3 so I can tab it for FB.net.
Someone want to send it to me?
~Not Rich Gilbert (nor Grizwald)
Join the Devil's Workshop / Looking for idle hands to work second shift |
| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 03/07/2004 : 12:18:23
quote:
Originally posted by Jason
Let's think positively, people. The year is still young.
And am I the only person who quietly speculated that the reason Rich Gilbert was here looking for a "Valley of Our Hope" mp3 is that he might possibly be having to relearn it soon?
Puppaduck is not Rich Gilbert. I know, I am an anorak.
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| ProverbialCereal |
Posted - 03/07/2004 : 10:07:15
ha. good one.
we should record this
Join the Devil's Workshop / Looking for idle hands to work second shift |
| BLT |
Posted - 03/07/2004 : 07:43:25
quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
"Frank Gone"
He could not play
That great song Dog Gone
Couldn't get no bass line from McCaffrey
Then a voice in the Pixies said "You got to play Alison"
And the news is gonna break
The news is gonna break
The news is gonna break when Kim is here
Out along the tour,
Frank played some old songs
He had some business there and made some dough
Then a boy in the audience said "You got to play Wave of Mutilation!! Wooo!! Yeah! PLAY WAVE!!!"
[Chorus]
I'd like to add the bridge to the new version of "Frank Gone":
No Nadine, no man called Czar, no Billy, won't hear none of them at all
No Humboldt, no Jane or Bradbur-eee, no Onion, not even Mister Andleeb |
| marcusb |
Posted - 03/07/2004 : 06:56:40
The grass is so green
The sky is so blue
FRANK BLACK IS REALLY GREAT!
I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar |
| Douglas |
Posted - 03/07/2004 : 03:47:08
quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
"Frank Gone"
He could not play
That great song Dog Gone
Couldn't get no bass line from McCaffrey
Then a voice in the Pixies said "You got to play Alison"
And the news is gonna break
The news is gonna break
The news is gonna break when Kim is here
Out along the tour,
Frank played some old songs
He had some business there and made some dough
Then a boy in the audience said "You got to play Wave of Mutilation!! Wooo!! Yeah! PLAY WAVE!!!"
[Chorus]
Join the Devil's Workshop / Looking for idle hands to work second shift
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| Valhalla |
Posted - 03/07/2004 : 01:38:27
quote:
Originally posted by prozacrat
Somebody explain the Song Oracle, please. I've caught a lot of discussion on here, but I can't seem to remember anything about that, besides vague references here and there.
"And her head has no room."
The song oracle started every day a new topic about one Frank Black song. The last song was Bad, Wicked World, see
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5984
 "You take the moon / I'll take the sun..."
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| prozacrat |
Posted - 03/06/2004 : 23:36:16
Somebody explain the Song Oracle, please. I've caught a lot of discussion on here, but I can't seem to remember anything about that, besides vague references here and there.
"And her head has no room." |
| ProverbialCereal |
Posted - 03/06/2004 : 21:04:30
"Frank Gone"
He could not play
That great song Dog Gone
Couldn't get no bass line from McCaffrey
Then a voice in the Pixies said "You got to play Alison"
And the news is gonna break
The news is gonna break
The news is gonna break when Kim is here
Out along the tour,
Frank played some old songs
He had some business there and made some dough
Then a boy in the audience said "You got to play Wave of Mutilation!! Wooo!! Yeah! PLAY WAVE!!!"
[Chorus]
Join the Devil's Workshop / Looking for idle hands to work second shift |
| Jason |
Posted - 03/06/2004 : 20:07:53
Let's think positively, people. The year is still young.
The way I see it, Frank and the Catholics have put in too much time and have too much chemistry at this point to end over this. Frank's been working Scott and Dave for almost 9 years now.
And am I the only person who quietly speculated that the reason Rich Gilbert was here looking for a "Valley of Our Hope" mp3 is that he might possibly be having to relearn it soon?
Don't worry about what you don't know. We've been told very little about the future. You guys are stumbling in the dark. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/06/2004 : 18:00:23
I agree with you, prozacrat. Frank is a prolific guy, and I think he's quite capable of being in two bands at once. He might not be touring with the Catholics for a little while, though. None of that explains what happened to the Song Oracle, though.
Join the Culf of Buttoms / It's the Alerican way. |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 03/06/2004 : 17:11:10
Has he really abandoned us, though? Just recently he started a thread asking for thoughts on the Catholics b-sides albums. Seems like even though the Pixies are shining a bit brighter right now, he's still dedicated to dishing out the Catholics, too.
"And her head has no room." |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/06/2004 : 14:51:18
The Song Oracle has been shot by crazed Pixies fans. Or maybe by Kim. I'm not totally sure which.
Join the Culf of Buttoms / It's the Alerican way. |
| NimrodsSon |
Posted - 03/06/2004 : 05:28:21
I feel you r pain Adnan and Frog
ˇViva los Católicos! |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 03/05/2004 : 07:41:31
Yep, the Song Oracle is mute. What is happening? Perhaps it's the end of the world...
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 03/05/2004 : 06:01:59
Did you notice, even our beloved Song Oracle ignores us now!
 "Welcome back to the 10th grade!" |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 03/05/2004 : 05:36:43
Don't quit your day jobs
(;
No, those are actually quite witty & amusing
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The blue pill opens your eyes
Is there a better way?
A new religion prescribed to those without the faith
http://www.psychictwin.com |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 03/05/2004 : 05:04:13
Our songs are so good I wonder if we still need a master...
"Welcome back to the 10th grade!" |
