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Bedbug
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 02/03/2018 :  02:44:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I would drink some Old Black Dawning

The Maharal
= Cult of Ray =

783 Posts

Posted - 02/03/2018 :  09:41:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I see Bone Machine in the off licence near me all the time but I haven't plumped for it as yet. (Could well be a Tom Waits reference..)

I had an amazing 'white stout' the other day - a stout that pours like a pale ale but tastes like coffee. Could see such a beer being called Into The White.

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Discoking
= Cult of Ray =

Belgium
809 Posts

Posted - 02/05/2018 :  03:04:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
big red
solid gold
cold heart of stone
headache
where is my pint?


it's educational
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Discoking
= Cult of Ray =

Belgium
809 Posts

Posted - 02/05/2018 :  22:20:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
southbound bevvy


it's educational
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picpic
* Dog in the Sand *

Belgium
1669 Posts

Posted - 02/05/2018 :  22:56:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Another Toe in the Ocean

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"Service Unavailable"
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Bedbug
* Dog in the Sand *

1703 Posts

Posted - 02/06/2018 :  07:27:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Good suggestions all.

Head Carrier is an obvious beer sounding song.

If you have too much, it becomes so hard to make things out and you get a headache, etc. etc. Start suffering, maybe end up with amnesia. Ok, I'll stop.
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The Maharal
= Cult of Ray =

783 Posts

Posted - 02/06/2018 :  09:39:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Big Red, there's a good one. Next time I make a red ale that's the name for it. Any other homebrewers here?

Freedom Bock
Grain The Queen of Love
Ten Percenter (for a 10% beer)
Blast Off
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2540 Posts

Posted - 02/06/2018 :  18:04:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
21 reasons. A birthday beer
Where is my mind? High ABV
The Swimmer. An all day event

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Discoking
= Cult of Ray =

Belgium
809 Posts

Posted - 02/07/2018 :  09:38:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Maharal

Freedom Bock
Grain The Queen of Love
Ten Percenter (for a 10% beer)


:D


it's educational
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Bedbug
* Dog in the Sand *

1703 Posts

Posted - 02/07/2018 :  10:26:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I would totally drink a beer called The Water
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Bedbug
* Dog in the Sand *

1703 Posts

Posted - 02/07/2018 :  10:35:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
“What can I get you to drink?”

“How’s The Water?”

“.....”
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Bedbug
* Dog in the Sand *

1703 Posts

Posted - 02/07/2018 :  10:53:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Caribrew
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Bedbug
* Dog in the Sand *

1703 Posts

Posted - 02/07/2018 :  12:46:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ludwigshafen
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The Maharal
= Cult of Ray =

783 Posts

Posted - 02/07/2018 :  12:58:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Everytime I Go Around Beer
The Vanishing Pints
Show Me Your Beers
Palace of the (Moon)Shine
Hoppacultcha
Brewdog in the Sand
Here Comes Your Pint
No. 13 Baby (for a 13% barley wine)
Havabeera
Golden Pour
Classic Mash
Johnny Barleywine
Can I Get a Witbier
Baby That's Art(hur Guinness)

I might go to bed now.



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benji
> Teenager of the Year <

New Zealand
3353 Posts

Posted - 02/07/2018 :  15:42:39  Show Profile  Visit benji's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I like Hoppacultcha, Caribrew, Big Red, and Ten Percenter, though the last two would pass over the heads of 99.9999% of people.

My take:
The Big Hurt (something big and strong. An Imperial Stout perhaps, or better something that didn't taste strong but was.
A Beer'll Do Ya (a boring lager)
Everything is Beer (see above)
Southbound Bevy (see above)
Steak 'n Sabre 'n Beer (something that goes with Steak...Pale Ale perhaps)
Suffering (see them top suggestion)
When Will Hoppiness Find Me Again? (IIPA)

And so many others......

Think it's time to crack a brew...




all i can say, thank god for polio! brian

Edited by - benji on 02/07/2018 16:01:00
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Discoking
= Cult of Ray =

Belgium
809 Posts

Posted - 02/07/2018 :  21:08:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Maharal

Can I Get a Witbier


ahahahahaha!


it's educational
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Stevio10
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
808 Posts

Posted - 02/07/2018 :  23:32:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Valley of our hops
I've seen your pitcher
There goes my Innis and Gunn
Brew a little faster
Another Tennents Velvet Nightmare
(sch)oona



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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2931 Posts

Posted - 02/08/2018 :  02:51:14  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
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sdon
= Cult of Ray =

France
670 Posts

Posted - 02/08/2018 :  09:02:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Um Chagga Lager

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"Aristophanes! (gong sounds)"
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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2931 Posts

Posted - 02/08/2018 :  11:01:37  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
^lol

Pale Ale & Francis
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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2931 Posts

Posted - 02/08/2018 :  11:04:07  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Carlsbergistan
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The Maharal
= Cult of Ray =

783 Posts

Posted - 02/08/2018 :  11:06:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Um Chagga Lager


Brilliant!


Edited by - The Maharal on 02/08/2018 11:06:57
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2977 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2018 :  06:30:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Great thread.

Fumanbru seems like a good name ...


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If all you see is violins, then I make a plea in their defense.
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The Maharal
= Cult of Ray =

783 Posts

Posted - 05/14/2018 :  08:11:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bock A My Soul

Baal's Bock

All I Drink Is Stout Now

Bailey's Irish Walk

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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11555 Posts

Posted - 05/15/2018 :  08:14:29  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Some truly inspired names! If I were to pick favourites:

Old Black Dawning - Bedbug
Big Red - Discoking
Solid Gold - Discoking
Southbound Bevvy - Discoking
Ten Percenter - Maharal
Blast Off - Maharal
Bock A My Soul - Maharal
Caribrew - Bedbug
I've Seen Your Pitcher - Stevio10
Um Chagga Lager - sdon
Hoppacultcha - Maharal
Classic Mash - Maharal
Johnny Barleywine - Maharal
Can I Get a Witbier - Maharal

I also think I'd have a beer, to Benji's point, called Sabre, so you could order a Steak & Sabre. I have nothing original of my own, just accolades for you all.


"If we hit this bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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Stevio10
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
808 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2018 :  12:21:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This topic should be called 'show me your beers'


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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2931 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2018 :  13:05:36  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Aleijah
The Real Ale Ray
Calistan of lager
You Ain't Mead
Pissedolero
I'll Be Beck's Blue
Modern Ale
Tennent's Velvety
In the time of my root beer
Half Pint Man
Corrona

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benji
> Teenager of the Year <

New Zealand
3353 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2018 :  21:50:14  Show Profile  Visit benji's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm bottling a Quince Saison tomorrow - I wish I could find a "frank" name that would match it, but nothing pops out to me from the many superb possibilities mentioned here.
It is a 9% monster so maybe something related to that.
Hmm, first world problems.



all i can say, thank god for polio! brian
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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2931 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2018 :  21:48:19  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
There Goes My Innis & Gunn

(sorry I should have checked over some of the previous suggestions more thoroughly; looks like I've repeated a few... oops)

Edited by - pot on 05/21/2018 23:11:42
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Bedbug
* Dog in the Sand *

1703 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2018 :  04:15:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Abbabub-weiser?
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Stevio10
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
808 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2018 :  04:30:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Whatever Happened to Beer Pong?
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Bedbug
* Dog in the Sand *

1703 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2019 :  00:10:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pot

Aleijah
The Real Ale Ray
Calistan of lager
You Ain't Mead
Pissedolero
I'll Be Beck's Blue
Modern Ale
Tennent's Velvety
In the time of my root beer
Half Pint Man
Corrona





I just thought of Corrina Corona last night but you had it pot, good one.
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Neptune
- FB Fan -

USA
92 Posts

Posted - 02/02/2019 :  09:26:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Tried to make a list before I got all the suggestions from this thread. I was thinking of actual titles that could be beers, rather than puns (didn't think of that....). I came up with 25 possibilities.

I don't drink much anymore, mostly because it makes me feel like garbage the next day. So here's my Top 7 on that theme....

7. Do You Feel Bad About It
6. Stupid Me
5. I'll Be Blue
4. Bad News
3. Suffering
2. My Terrible Ways
1. You're Gonna Pay
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Bedbug
* Dog in the Sand *

1703 Posts

Posted - 02/02/2019 :  09:53:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Neptune

Tried to make a list before I got all the suggestions from this thread. I was thinking of actual titles that could be beers, rather than puns (didn't think of that....). I came up with 25 possibilities.

I don't drink much anymore, mostly because it makes me feel like garbage the next day. So here's my Top 7 on that theme....

7. Do You Feel Bad About It
6. Stupid Me
5. I'll Be Blue
4. Bad News
3. Suffering
2. My Terrible Ways
1. You're Gonna Pay



Wow great take on it!

Along those lines we could probably add Amnesia. And maybe "Hate Me."

I suppose all Frank songs sound like beers if you've had enough.
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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2931 Posts

Posted - 02/02/2019 :  10:14:29  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Neptune

Tried to make a list before I got all the suggestions from this thread. I was thinking of actual titles that could be beers, rather than puns (didn't think of that....). I came up with 25 possibilities.

I don't drink much anymore, mostly because it makes me feel like garbage the next day. So here's my Top 7 on that theme....

7. Do You Feel Bad About It
6. Stupid Me
5. I'll Be Blue
4. Bad News
3. Suffering
2. My Terrible Ways
1. You're Gonna Pay



I get that too. But on the plus side I also get to get drunk the night before and have fun on the internet. If there were other options available that were healthier I might do that more.
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