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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
 Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:17:45
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http://www.googlewhack.com/rules.htm
Don't use quote marks within your query! Quotes tell Google to find the enclosed words immediately adjacent - and that's just too easy! (No other punctuation either, and no numbers - just 26 letters from A through Z.) As you whack, please respect these simple guidelines:
1. Your two Googlefactors must exist in Google's view of this dictionary. Google does the work, and Google has the final word! In the blue bar atop your Google results, accepted terms are linked to dictionary.com, and so appear 'underlined.' No line, no link = Googlejack! (As in, You've got jack, so see the FAQ :-)
2. Google also is the arbiter of a whack's uniqueness. Look to the right end of the blue bar atop your Google results. If you see "Results 1 - 1 of (any number),' you found exactly one hit = Googlewhack!
3. Google shows you an excerpt of the page you whacked. Look at that text. If it's merely a list of words (such as a bibliography, concordance, encyclopedia, glossary, thesaurus, or dictionary), No Whack For You!
If your Googlefactors don't comply, some other whacker will certainly test them, then expose your treachery to all! |
Edited by - KimStanleyRobinson on 09/30/2004 13:24:06 |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:26:37
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"redirected immunity"
You buttered your bread, now lie in it. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:38:17
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| "mean pillbug" |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:43:24
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"Nefertiti cries"
Man, this is easier than I expected!
You buttered your bread, now lie in it. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:45:30
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What is a pillbug and what does Nefertiti mean?
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:45:50
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This being the internet, someone has derived rules for this 'sport' - Apl, no proper nouns! You thought it was easy eh? Now you know why - you cheated.
Also, no made up words like 'pillbug'
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:48:11
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What does Nefertiti mean? You know..the Egyptian queen Nefertiti?
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:48:33
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"thoughtful spanner"
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:51:04
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quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
What does Nefertiti mean? You know..the Egyptian queen Nefertiti?
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic
Sorry I was being witty, like Cheeseman said, you can't have proper nouns.
Damn my unclear wit.
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 09/27/2004 14:56:08 |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:53:31
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Pillbug is not made up
It's an isopod and some people call them rolly polys or sowbugs. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:55:38
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| "idiotic rules change" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:55:45
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That's a woodlouse isn't it?
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:57:28
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No changes darwin - you just didn't do your research 
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:57:34
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
That's a woodlouse isn't it?
Help me! He keeps making me post!
google search says woodlouse is yet another name for them |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:58:54
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| "cheeseman rules" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 15:00:54
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
"cheeseman rules"
This one is valid.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 15:05:12
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It will be in a few days when this page shows up on google
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 15:06:19
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"refurbished toothbrush"
lol
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the head catatonic from the roller rink |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 15:18:38
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Now wait a minute. Nice one just adding that rule about proper names, KimStanley! I see how it is with you chaps.
<cries in a dark musty corner with Nefertiti>
You buttered your bread, now lie in it. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 15:32:51
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| Slightly urine soaked mattress |
Edited by - Coldheartofstone on 09/27/2004 15:45:39 |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 15:40:21
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sorry apl...I thought it made sense. Keeps it, er...honest?
The rules may actually exist somewhere. A buddy sent me the idea...
An interesting twist would be if you post of a successful whacker then it is somehow related to the previous post...
"wetlands makers"
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the head catatonic from the roller rink |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 16:24:41
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Hey no prob Stan, I'll whack the crap out of google with the new rules too, with one hand tied behind my back eating cheese fondue blindfolded and upside down.....
So with those new rules, is there supposed to be a result? Cause "Slightly urine soaked mattress" gets me nada, but I like it anyway:
"ammonia breeze"
You buttered your bread, now lie in it. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 09:32:38
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"dried kangaroo feces"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 10:03:16
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"dehydrated moth"
You buttered your bread, now lie in it. |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 10:05:00
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"boiled chinaman"
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So you have no point of reference, Donny.
You're like a child that wanders INTO THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 10:06:16
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"sanitized hippy"
You buttered your bread, now lie in it. |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 10:08:38
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"most dangerous pizza"
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So you have no point of reference, Donny.
You're like a child that wanders INTO THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 10:25:45
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"eris golden apple pie"
You buttered your bread, now lie in it. |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 10:31:26
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"hippie potatoes"
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So you have no point of reference, Donny.
You're like a child that wanders INTO THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 11:13:54
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"asshole squirrels"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 14:21:23
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It can only be two words.
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 14:46:29
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Apparently, it has to be a word recognised by Google/Dictionary.com as well - no cheating there.
http://www.googlewhack.com/rules.htm
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 14:50:41
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"aplomb career"
 Wokka Wokka!! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 14:53:51
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"slicker dice"
I'll stop now. I need to pee.
Wokka Wokka!! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 14:57:56
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wow, it's harder without quotes
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 15:01:27
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Well duh.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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