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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
 Posted - 09/23/2004 : 06:48:15
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Hey, let's give a chance to those poor topics taht had ZERO replies.
Choose to show topics sorted by : Number of replies in Ascending order.
Realmeansmotorscuttor, Floop, TarTar and Skatealex are the winners.
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So you have no point of reference, Donny.
You're like a child that wanders INTO THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE! |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 07:03:01
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And I reply myself, just to not figure in the list.
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So you have no point of reference, Donny.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 07:21:47
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i wasn't happy with the success of my ink cartridge topic, but i've move onward and upward.
i wish you much success with this topic.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 07:32:41
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I'm such a loser :(
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 07:34:12
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 07:44:57
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You can also sort by number of views, which is even more pitiful. People can read your thread and not have anything interesting to reply, but when nobody even bothers to read your message, that can be very frustrating. In this case the winner (I mean, loser) is... darwin, followed by benji, andyn, floop and realmeanmotorscutor. Congrats!
Denis
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 07:50:33
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fuck you. now please reply to my other topics and read my DS9 thread . . . .pleeeeeeease.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 07:52:44
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Blimey, I thought i would be in that list some where! I guess I have more of a knack for killing topics, than making unsuccessful ones!
Now watch this topic flourish, just to prove me wrong!
Its quite dis heartening when you poor your guts out in to a (what you think is) a really interesing topic, and no one replies!
(too many exclamation marks in this post!!)
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 07:55:08
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at least I didn't pour my guts out in those threads. Thanks for making me feel better.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 07:55:11
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Man, this is full of useless information. Let's take a look at the threads that got the highest number of viewings:
#7: largest penis on forum
#8: Celebrities you wish you had a shot in hell with
#13: Sex-related question
#14: Gay Marriage, what do you think
#20: young free and SINGLE
#26: position de cheating
#27: Gay marriage
#28: SEX!!! (Rated 18A)
#29: Sex Sells - Nosey Stuff
Also, Homers Pet Monkey managed to create a thread that got 1258 viewers for only 10 replies, called "Cricket Sledging". That's impressive.
Denis
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 07:56:01
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quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
You can also sort by number of views, which is even more pitiful. People can read your thread and not have anything interesting to reply, but when nobody even bothers to read your message, that can be very frustrating. In this case the winner (I mean, loser) is... darwin, followed by benji, andyn, floop and realmeanmotorscutor. Congrats!
Denis
I hope none of them work in advertising!
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So you have no point of reference, Donny.
You're like a child that wanders INTO THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE! |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 07:58:32
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quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Man, this is full of useless information. Let's take a look at the threads that got the highest number of viewings:
#7: largest penis on forum
#8: Celebrities you wish you had a shot in hell with
#13: Sex-related question
#14: Gay Marriage, what do you think
#20: young free and SINGLE
#26: position de cheating
#27: Gay marriage
#28: SEX!!! (Rated 18A)
#29: Sex Sells - Nosey Stuff
Also, Homers Pet Monkey managed to create a thread that got 1258 viewers for only 10 replies, called "Cricket Sledging". That's impressive.
Denis
And they say people these days have only one thing on their minds. Clearly this is not the case at all. 
Im really pleased to have one of my threads in that list though!!
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 08:09:28
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cricket sledging. hahahaha. I must find that during my next break from correcting these gd papers.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 08:23:33
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Actually, a lot of sex-related topics get a lot of replies, althpough some are just too ridiculous...I've defintely had a lot of no reply/only 1-or-2 reply topics. That says more about me than anyone else, really....
CARL.
 "Join up, conform and wear a different uniform!"
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 08:26:34
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What's so ridiculous about finding out who has the largest penis on the forum?
(BTW, who won?)
Denis
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 08:35:05
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Other facts:
minimum views for a General Frank Black Chat:43
minimum views for Here Comes Your Subbacultcha: 40
minimum views for a General Chat: 6
We're still more interrested in FB/Pixies topic.
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So you have no point of reference, Donny.
You're like a child that wanders INTO THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE! |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 08:35:17
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there was never any contest;)
I think I must be the forum's biggest loser.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 10:25:51
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for every pathetic topic i have, i've also posted an equally scintillating, conversation-starting topic. like "best frozen pizza".. so there!
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 10:35:49
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Originally posted by vilainde
You can also sort by number of views, which is even more pitiful. People can read your thread and not have anything interesting to reply, but when nobody even bothers to read your message, that can be very frustrating. In this case the winner (I mean, loser) is... darwin, followed by benji, andyn, floop and realmeanmotorscutor. Congrats!
Denis
I can't figure out how you guys are sorting. Which topic of mine was the ALL TIME LOSER? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 10:41:06
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Darwin, that distinction, to quote Dan Quayle, is a badge of honor. Wear it proudly, my friend.
BTW, someone should start another of those wildly successful sex-themed threads.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 11:21:46
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I'm in the running for forum's biggest loser...or at least 'most ignored because posts lack substance, do not provoke thought and imply an unnaturally high craving for attention'.
*sobs uncontrollably into hands*
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=9785
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 13:01:21
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Yeah, a lot of my ramblings aren't very successful. Sometimes I feel so alone here. 
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 13:11:49
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*All forum outcasts stand in corner, shout expletives and hurl feces at the cool kids*
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 18:24:32
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YaY I won!! lol, even th0 I have an unsuscesful topic Im also proud to have started the random post all u want thread :p
The Truth Is Out There |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 19:24:56
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Another day, another locked thread that I started.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 19:33:19
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quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
Yeah, a lot of my ramblings aren't very successful. Sometimes I feel so alone here.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'!
I like your posts! Don't change a thing TarTar. I like you the way you are :) Same goes for you Kathryn and everyone else.
I think the funny thing we all face on the forum is that we don't have any body language or other cues b/c we communicate only in writing.
The threads are great here. The only time I don't reply is if I don't have anything to say, don't know about the topic, or just run out of time to post. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 15:28:13
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quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Man, this is full of useless information. Let's take a look at the threads that got the highest number of viewings:
#7: largest penis on forum
#8: Celebrities you wish you had a shot in hell with
#13: Sex-related question
#14: Gay Marriage, what do you think
#20: young free and SINGLE
#26: position de cheating
#27: Gay marriage
#28: SEX!!! (Rated 18A)
#29: Sex Sells - Nosey Stuff
Also, Homers Pet Monkey managed to create a thread that got 1258 viewers for only 10 replies, called "Cricket Sledging". That's impressive.
Denis
Weird. Mind you it wasn't really for discussion, just something for people to read and hopefully laugh at (the American/Canadians were never gonna appreciate it)
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 19:51:26
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Watch how unsuccessful my "Every Member..." thread is going to be. And the sad thing is that I have to watch it fail without interfering. What's more, I have to take a beating from people like NimrodSon (hey, I had to respond to it somehow:) without defending myself. I put myself in a humilitaing position.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 09:41:04
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I'm in the running for forum's biggest loser...
I probably am, too. I hardly ever start threads, though, partially because I'm afraid they won't get any replies.
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Watch how unsuccessful my "Every Member..." thread is going to be.
Oh, great. Another penis thread!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 10:34:45
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Haha!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2004 : 12:11:25
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Well, I kind of prefer NOT to remember my most embarrassing moments.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 10:38:14
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
...something for people to read and hopefully laugh at (the American/Canadians were never gonna appreciate it)
Funny that you should lump Americans and Canadians with a slash, Mike, my Brit friend. Canadians are quite different from Americans, FYI. Canadians just hang out in the cold and gaze at maple leaves and watch Hockey Night in Canada and end their sentences with the sound "eh" and start cool forums and generally avoid acting like imperialist thugs, unlike a certain country I live in.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 10:40:28
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Vanuatu?
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 10:55:11
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Turkmenistan. Close...
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 12:45:05
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
...something for people to read and hopefully laugh at (the American/Canadians were never gonna appreciate it)
Funny that you should lump Americans and Canadians with a slash, Mike, my Brit friend. Canadians are quite different from Americans, FYI. Canadians just hang out in the cold and gaze at maple leaves and watch Hockey Night in Canada and end their sentences with the sound "eh" and start cool forums and generally avoid acting like imperialist thugs, unlike a certain country I live in.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
But neither of you like/understand cricket, that's why I did it. The words like and understand are not the same either. You gonna pull me up on that too?
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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