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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2004 : 01:18:46

acute dullness ｷ act naturally ｷ Advanced BASIC ｷ airline food ｷ almost exactly ｷ alone together ｷ Amtrak schedule ｷ bittersweet ｷ boring court jester ｷ briefing ｷ British fashion ｷ business ethics ｷ butthead ｷ cafeteria food ｷ calm wind ｷ cardinal sin ｷ casual sex ｷ cheerleading scholarship ｷ childproof ｷ Christian Scientists ｷ civil engineer ｷ clean coal ｷ coal mine safety ｷ computer jock ｷ computer security ｷ clearly ambiguous ｷ clearly confused ｷ clearly misunderstood ｷ comfortably dressed ｷ conservative liberal ｷ conciliation court ｷ constant variable ｷ constructive attitude ｷ corporate conscience ｷ cowardly lion ｷ dangerously safe ｷ deafening silence ｷ definite maybe ｷ deliberately thoughtless ｷ democratic machine ｷ designer jeans ｷ diet ice cream ｷ divorce court ｷ domestic bliss ｷ double solitaire ｷ educational television ｷ effective compassion ｷ essential service ｷ even odds ｷ exact estimate ｷ extensive briefing ｷ extinct life ｷ family vacation ｷ fan fatale ｷ federal budget ｷ fish farm ｷ flexible ethics ｷ found missing ｷ free love ｷ freezer burn ｷ french deodorant ｷ fresh-frozen ｷ friendly fire ｷ friendly takeover ｷ funky white guy ｷ genuine imitation ｷ genuine imitation naughahide ｷ good grief ｷ good shit ｷ government organization ｷ guest host ｷ healthy chocolate ｷ hells angels ｷ holy war ｷ half naked ｷ home office ｷ humanitarian invasion ｷ idiot savant ｷ ill health ｷ industrial park ｷ instant classic ｷ intense apathy ｷ jumbo shrimp ｷ justice rehnquist ｷ larger half ｷ least favorite ｷ legally drunk ｷ light rock ｷ linear curve ｷ liquid gas ｷ lite beer ｷ little giants ｷ living dead ｷ long sleeved t-shirt ｷ loud librarian ｷ managed competition ｷ marital bliss ｷ Microsoft Works ｷ mild interest ｷ mild mannered reporter ｷ military intelligence ｷ minor crisis ｷ minor miracle ｷ misanthropic humanitarian ｷ modern history ｷ moral majority ｷ natural blonde ｷ new classic ｷ New York culture ｷ non-alcoholic beer ｷ non-alcoholic wine ｷ non-dairy creamer ｷ non-working mother ｷ normal deviation ｷ obscene art ｷ old news ｷ only choice ｷ on-time airplane ｷ on-time musical production ｷ on-time train ｷ open secret ｷ original copies ｷ original reprint ｷ oxymoron ｷ paid volunteer ｷ passive aggression ｷ peace offensive ｷ peacekeeper missile ｷ plastic glasses ｷ plastic silverware ｷ player coach ｷ player piano ｷ polite salesman ｷ political science ｷ post feminist ｷ postal service ｷ pretty ugly ｷ private citizen ｷ qualified success ｷ randomly organized ｷ rap music ｷ Reagan Democrat ｷ real potential ｷ religious tolerance ｷ republican party ｷ resident alien ｷ rock opera ｷ rolling stop ｷ rush hour ｷ sad clown ｷ safe sex ｷ sanitary landfill ｷ sanitary sewer ｷ same difference ｷ scheduled spontaneity ｷ scientific belief ｷ second best ｷ sensitive guy ｷ serious musician ｷ seriously funny ｷ silent scream ｷ simply superb ｷ small crowd ｷ socialist market economy ｷ soft rock ｷ software documentation ｷ standard deviation ｷ straight angle ｷ student athlete ｷ study outside ｷ successful suicide ｷ sweet sorrow ｷ sweet tart ｷ synthetic natural gas ｷ Tame cat ｷ taped live ｷ temporary tax increase ｷ terribly enjoyable ｷ terribly pleased ｷ tight slacks ｷ tragic comedy ｷ train schedule ｷ trial separation ｷ turbo diesel ｷ twelve-ounce pound cake ｷ unbiased opinion ｷ uncrowned king ｷ unhappily married ｷ united nations ｷ unsellable stock ｷ unsung hero ｷ vaguely aware ｷ virtual reality ｷ war games ｷ wholesome ｷ working vacation

So, which one is your favorite?

I will show you fear in a handful of dust

Edited by - Monsieur on 09/10/2004 01:42:22

PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1772 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2004 : 07:18:47

serious musician

Never heard that one before! hahah

Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2004 : 12:11:54

Christian Scientists

Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha

PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2004 : 12:20:54

microsoft works is a good one.

darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<