My son Andrew asked me if I was going top buy 'farty pood' for his birthday party. Not long after, my other son Dan asked me 'should I swick the flitch'
Some other great ones I've heard are par cark mank banager snue gliffer bat flattery
These are funny, I've asked where is the parrot keeler.
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice."
There were two kids in my class at school, one named Theunis and the other Pietie. They were fooling around one day and the teacher roared at Peunis and Thietie to be quiet. It took half an hour to get us 14 year olds quiet because the teacher had screamed at Penis and Titty.