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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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 Posted - 09/04/2004 : 09:34:21
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I caught one of my sister's cats (She's got 7) eating my little chicks. What should I do?
Important fact: It's a white cat. So I can kill it without having 7 years of bad luck.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 09:35:40
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Problem solved then.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 10:27:27
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cats will be cats.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 09/04/2004 : 12:18:00
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Yeah, I'd say it wouldn't be a very good idea to punish a cat for acting on its instincts.
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 12:27:50
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Punish it isn't a good idea because it's impossible to train a cat to don't do these kind of things.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 12:35:57
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kill da bitch
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 12:59:42
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also, maybe baby chicks are not the best pets to have if there are 7 cats around. why don't you get a pit bull or an alligator and then they'll eat your sisters cats..
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 09/04/2004 13:02:01 |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 13:09:16
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Get Roland to kick that cat's ass. Roland lives in Spain and is willing to do the job for a plate of French fries, with maybe just one chick on the side.
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Who, me? Oh man, was that out loud? |
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 13:17:47
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I would feed it a lot of carbs, pasta perhaps, until the beast is exceedingly fat. The cat will then be slow and lazy. At this time, buy a bunch of super-chicks, or, if they are tough to find, at least some chicks that are really, really fast. Then let them play together and laugh as your now not-so-pretty kitty cannot keep up with the birds. Sweet revenge. Crooked fat cats should always get their comeupance in the end.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 13:21:59
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scratch my plan. i like soundofataris' better. it's more sinister.
especially the part about the super chicks running around and laughing at that soon-to-be overweight cat; humiliation is even more punishing than death.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 13:47:08
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Maybe I must explain it better. I don't want to kill it as a revenge act, I must do something to prevent some sweet-chicky deaths.
I've got cats and chickens living in harmony all my live 'cause cats are usually too cowards to fight with a protective chicken mother. But this evil kitty is ignoring our rules. The whole henhouse life is in danger.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 14:45:48
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quote:
Originally posted by jediroller
Get Roland to kick that cat's ass. Roland lives in Spain and is willing to do the job for a plate of French fries, with maybe just one chick on the side.
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Who, me? Oh man, was that out loud?
French fries? Mmmmmm.... good price... Wait a minute! We don't have a sentence yet!
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 07:34:33
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Feed the cat to the chicks. Circle of life, mister.
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Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 08:25:09
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give the cat too a needy and wanted home.
Nothing to see, nothing to hear,
Nothing to be, nothing to fear,
Nothing to prove, nothing to say,
Nothing to lose, nothing to gain,
Nothing to feel nothing to hate
Nothing is real, It's all too late
What do you do when nothing's wrong?
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 08:50:13
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| smash it's head on a wall and if anyone asks just say you wanted to see if your bedroom was big enough to swing a cat in. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 09:24:37
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| LBF is officially weird. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 10:10:03
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| OK, now LBF is officially funny, whether or not he is being serious. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 10:58:04
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Are you talking seriously, LBF? This thread was serious. I don't want to extinct cats. I like them. But I like pretty little chicks too.
I've never killed a cat (I'm probably the only one in my neighbourhood who can say that). But I don't know what can I do. That's why I started this thread.
P.S.: A Cat-Proof environment isn't a viable solution in my house for some reasons that I can't explain here with my serious english language limitations.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 11:46:09
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Keep the chicks in the fridge, next to the eggs. Then every day they will be grateful for their miserable little lives!
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 11:47:03
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 13:24:39
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I like little cute chickys too.
It's still your problem to protect them from cats if you know cats
are around.
You are an irresponsible cute chicken owner if you do not resolve this issue ASAP.
Get a better, safer, happy chicken pen for the cute little chicky's to chill out in, capisce?
And Steve, LMBYB =)
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 10:04:00
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That's no chick, it's a fookin griffin!
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 13:15:05
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I don´t know how I miss this...I had to much work to do! But this is funny because I also have cats, chickens and dogs! And this week my dog killed 3 little chickens It´s weird, isn´t it? And we don´t know what to do, but I think that´s life! Nature sometimes is just like that! Sometimes we can´t have that harmony!
Just don´t kill the cat!
Eu estava perdida mas agora encontrei-me... |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 23:32:53
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Kill da bitch - 5 Votes
Circle of life - 6 Votes
The little white cute kitty is free. Thanks guys.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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Posted - 09/08/2004 : 09:04:42
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kill the kitty, kittys piss me off, or pen it up and train it to be a battle cat and pit it against other cats in underground cat fights in barns while people bet on the outcome.. go on
the room smelled like cupids gym
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 09:24:22
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This is a democracy, Tre. Leave the kitten alone.
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