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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
 Posted - 08/20/2004 : 06:43:40
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A fun game for the whole family!
"Marry, Fuck, Kill." -This classy road game involves listing three people and then deciding which you'd kill, marry, or fuck. It's all very upper-crust.
And ugly. Because there are some decisions you don't want to make.
For example:
George Clooney
Kiefer Sutherland
Edward Norton
I love all three! But I would have to fuck Kiefer, marry George and kill Edward. I'm sorry, Edward! It was the Salma Hayek thing that did you in.
So, I will do one for the boys and whoever goes next will post three new people, does that make sense? (I am bored at work and it's Friday. Woo!)
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Connelly (in honor of Floop!)
Kirsten Dunst
Go!
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 06:52:41
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That one's easy. I'd marry Kirsten Dunst, fuck Salma Hayek and kill Jennifer Connelly, just cause I've never seen any movie she was in and thus don't know much about her.
So one for the ladies who like grown men:
David Byrne
David Bowie
David Lee Roth
Denis
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 07:27:03
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You killed Jennifer Connelly! Wow. I totally would have killed the Dunst.
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 07:31:51
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quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
kill Jennifer Connelly
Arghlh !
Heretic !
ps: Haven't you seen Once Upon a time in America? |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 07:40:35
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Nope. Just checked imdb, I've only seen Labyrinth and The Hulk. Not exactly 2 masterpieces...
What would you have done in my place? I was given the chance to fuck Salma Hayek!
Denis
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 07:45:44
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Marry David Bowie - we could share cosmetic surgeons and the like, kill David Lee Roth (though rather tempted to check out what all the fuss in the 80's was all about) and fuck David Burne.
We play this at work all the time, except you can only choose from your colleagues - VERY interesting results usually. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 07:48:21
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Surfer Rosa, please post three more names. 
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 07:49:24
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Originally posted by vilainde
Nope. Just checked imdb, I've only seen Labyrinth and The Hulk. Not exactly 2 masterpieces...
What would you have done in my place? I was given the chance to fuck Salma Hayek!
Denis
I would have killed Dunst, fucked Salma and married Connelly. Hmm. I want to fuck Salma Hayek. Who knew?
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 10:22:00
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Ok, here's one with a Marvel theme:
Spiderman
The Hulk
Wolverine (from the X-men) |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:02:19
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marry spiderman
fuck wolverine
kill the hulk
Thora Birch
Winona Ryder
Helena Bonham Carter
 I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:14:50
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I'd marry Helena
Fuck Winona (sorry babe, I'd marry you, but I don't want to spend my time fetching you at the police station)
and kill the one I don't know... Thora who?
Frank Black
Jack Black
Jack White
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Everything I say to you is gonna come out wrong anyway |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:21:30
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thats so mean 'cos I want to fuck them all
no, really! It's true! I do..
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:41:02
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That is why the game is hard.
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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n/a
deleted
4894 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:28:14
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ok
Marry Jack Black
Fuck Frank Black
Kill Jack White (he's soiled... he went with shiny moonface woman eurgh)
Brody Dalle
Courtney Love
Karen O
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:00:57
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in picture form
i literally want to marry Jennifer Connelly. not joking.
it is my personal theory that Catherine Zeta Jones would be great in the sack. she's someone i like for purly physical reasons. unlike Jennifer, who i'm in love with
and unfortunately, vilainde is going to have to die for speaking harshly about Jennifer
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:31:12
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Floop, that is not how the game goes. You aren't allowed to just pick your own people - otherwise, it's not hard! And I think we all knew that about you and Miss Connelly (Mrs. Floop?), didn't we.
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:32:00
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that's how i'm playing it
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:32:57
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boooooooooooooooooo
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:38:16
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this is too hard.
i want to kill everyone. |
Edited by - floop on 08/20/2004 13:40:06 |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:58:33
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:08:03
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lordy do I have to do everything for you people?
Brody Dalle of the Distillers
Karen O of the yeah yeah yeahs
Fish lips love, kurts wife
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:14:47
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I don't see much marriage material there, but
Courtney dies
Karen O has a night to remember
Brody Dalle has a good week, fights with me for a month, and the divorce happens
Sean Connery
Roger Moore
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:23:04
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I think I am killing Roger Moore (sorry, Rodg!), fucking Sean Connery and marrying Pierce Brosnan.
Did I just fuck Sean Connery? Ew. He's like a grampa.
Oprah Winfrey
Judge Judy
Mary Hart
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 16:28:13
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quote:
Originally posted by ramona
I think I am killing Roger Moore (sorry, Rodg!), fucking Sean Connery and marrying Pierce Brosnan.
Did I just fuck Sean Connery? Ew. He's like a grampa.
Oprah Winfrey
Judge Judy
Mary Hart
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
way to kill the thread, no one will admit to fucking any of those hags(even hypothetically), i would marry oprah for her money and gladly kill her or judge judy. |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 16:54:35
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thread.....is......dead
thread is a uh uh
thread is uh
thread.....is......dead
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 16:58:00
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Oh, y'all are wimps.
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 16:58:39
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Taking a bullet for the team:
Oprah Winfrey - marriage and the money
Judge Judy - dead
Mary Hart - bed, she's physically not that bad
Paul McCartney
John Lennon
George Harrison
(sorry Ringo)
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 17:17:55
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I think I gotta kill Paul. Marry George. Fuck John. Hmm. This game is constantly surprising!
So - how bout:
Frank Black
Dave Loverling
Joey Santiago
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 17:19:41
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
ok
Marry Jack Black
Fuck Frank Black
Kill Jack White
That is exactly what I would have done. Jack White needs a good scrub.
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 22:31:04
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Andy Dick
Shannon Elizabeth
Uma Thurman
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 23:28:44
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Brody Dalle looks quite fuckable, but please kill that woman from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Even if it means letting Courtney live. I suffered through the Yeah Yeah Yeahs waiting for Devo. And I definitely wanted to kill her.
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 01:48:46
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Denis, I would have killed Salma and fucked Kirsten !
And you've got to watch Once upon a time in America!!
Everybody has got to see this film!
And Emily, how could you have killed Paul !! (Kill the Hare Krishna freak! Plus he's already dead)
Arghl this game is heartbreaking! (but fun I admit) |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 04:16:49
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Marry Frank
Fuck Joey
Kill Dave
and ramona, I'd have killed Paul too, he really gets on my tits..
Melissa Auf Der Maur
Meg White
Gwen Stefani
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 04:53:17
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Wed Melissa
Bed Meg (just so you can say you have, really)
Dead Gwen
Owen Wilson
Brian Wilson
Wilson Pickett
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 08:12:43
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Mister Cheese, your choices reflect mine. Although I'm quite happy to be married to Helena Bonham Carter, I must say Ms. Auf der Maur is pretty hot.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 13:54:25
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Marry Owen, Fuck Brian and Kill Wilson. Sorry, Wilson. I am sorta torn cause Brian could write me nice songs, but I also fear I would be bored of playing in sandboxes.
Marge Simpson
Betty Rubble
Judy Jetson.
Are cartoons too freaky?
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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Marry, Fuck, Kill
