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The King Of Karaoke
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 Posted - 08/10/2004 : 14:41:11
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Hey kids,
Thought I'd check in on my forum buds (Apples, Monkey boy, etc.). Haven't been around much lately. I guess because I'm much less of a couch potato during the summer. That, and the fact that I've found a real live woman willing to have sexual relations with me.
My Brother and nephew are in town this week so I'm trying to entertain them. We went surfing the first few days. Sunday we chilled. By Monday we were sitting on the couch staring at each other. I've developed a cold, so today they rented a car and are heading north to check out a baseball game and go to six flags in Vallejo Ca. I have no interest in either of those activities.
I went to the California mid state fair the other day and got my fill of fat, ignorant Americans. Sadly, it seems they are starting to out weigh real people. It sucks to live in a country that has no real culture to speak of. Everyone gets their personality from whatever's hot on television that week. I have people tell me that is our culture but it's not really culture, is it?
As for the people that go to this fair... There's nothing funnier than the sight of a fully attired cowboy (hat and all) driving down the street in their Toyota Camry, with plastic American flags all over their car.
Must see movie!
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE... Go see it tonight!!! I saw it three times in less than a week. It's hilarious!
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 14:48:51
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enjoying the sights of bovine america huh?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 14:57:51
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KoK mistakes images derived from his own cerebral cortex for a reality he calls American culture.
And Tre, wasn't I reading this past weekend about discovery of Prozac in UK water? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 14:58:32
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Hey he's back! Like Backstreet, only better!
So who's the lucky lady?
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:03:55
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I don't know ebb, I didn't even know you could read properly. I always imagined you had a little minder reading it all out to you.
What *is* that supposed to mean anyway?
[EDIT] I just realised what I did, I read that and took it to be an ebb vicious post without even clocking the name because it's the typical sort of ebb post! ha ha, I knew you were basket case twins
But really, I never heard that and I think you should know by now not to trust everything you read, previous posts have proved some of your literary sources to be propaganda bullshit, more back slapping to you and your holy land..
Go back to bed america.. here's 56 channels of american gladiator.. go back to bed america....
btw beofre anyone rags me out, I'm not anti american, guys really..
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:08:42
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Hey he's back! Like Backstreet, only better!
So who's the lucky lady?
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:21:20
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Originally posted by Erebus
KoK mistakes images derived from his own cerebral cortex for a reality he calls American culture.
And Tre, wasn't I reading this past weekend about discovery of Prozac in UK water?
Hey ErebASS
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:23:19
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Heheh. Nice to see you back, KoK.
Congrats on scoring a real lady! But does she like Regis and Kelly Lee something nearly as much as you?
The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
George Washington
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:29:01
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Hey he's back! Like Backstreet, only better!
So who's the lucky lady?
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
Despite my pleas, The agency will only refer to her as "Roxanne"
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:34:37
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roxanne.... she don't have to put on her red light... roxanne
congrats KoK.. be happy...
[EDIT] ha ha ha, just clocked your edit kok, erebus sure lets himself down sometimes
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:38:46
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kok,
glad you're having sexual intercourse.
i thought NAPOLEON DYNAMITE was refreshing to watch (among the sludge of lame movies) but ultimately i didn't think it was that great. trying too hard to just be quirky and it felt very Wes Anderson derivitave. but that's just me.
it's worth seeing though (matinee price anyway).. good to hear from you
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:42:59
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Originally posted by floop
kok,
glad you're having sexual intercourse.
i thought NAPOLEON DYNAMITE was refreshing to watch (among the sludge of lame movies) but ultimately i didn't think it was that great. trying too hard to just be quirky and it felt very Wes Anderson derivitave. but that's just me.
it's worth seeing though (matinee price anyway).. good to hear from you
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Yes I started to notice that the third time around.
Much better than Anchorman I thought though. Everyone was praising that piece of garbage. Big disappointment in my opinion.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:45:24
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Much better than Anchorman I thought though.
Brick Tamlin(weatherman) had me in stitches, fuckin' funny!
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:48:33
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Originally posted by shineoftheever
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Much better than Anchorman I thought though.
Brick Tamlin(weatherman) had me in stitches, fuckin' funny!
"tk-tk-tka-chk-ch-tk-tttt-whaaa-chk-tk-tk"
Is that the guy from the daily show? If so, yeah, he's hilarious and needs to start staring in his own movies. Which I predict will be happening very shortly.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:52:21
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yes, and bruce almighty.
"tk-tk-tka-chk-ch-tk-tttt-whaaa-chk-tk-tk" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:52:47
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as a whole ANCHORMAN was flawed, but there were priceless scenes throughout.
for some reason i think i laughed the hardest in that scene where he's drinking milk with his beard and he's like, "milk was a bad choice"..
the tv network street fight was upper-eschalon as well
Will Ferrell is my idol
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 15:59:54
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For some reason, anything related to 'feral' is always funny.
Kind regards,
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2004 : 16:06:33
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Originally posted by floop
as a whole ANCHORMAN was flawed, but there were priceless scenes throughout.
for some reason i think i laughed the hardest in that scene where he's drinking milk with his beard and he's like, "milk was a bad choice"..
the tv network street fight was upper-eschalon as well
Will Ferrell is my idol
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
This is my idol
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
I just wish he'd remove the restraining order
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 17:46:08
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But really, I never heard that and I think you should know by now not to trust everything you read, previous posts have proved some of your literary sources to be propaganda bullshit, more back slapping to you and your holy land..
Report: Prozac Found in Britain's Drinking Water
Sun Aug 8, 2004 7:48 AM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Traces of the anti-depressant Prozac have been found in Britain's drinking water supply, setting off alarm bells with environmentalists concerned about potentially toxic effects.
The Observer newspaper said Sunday that a report by the government's environment watchdog found Prozac was building up in river systems and groundwater used for drinking supplies.
The exact quantity of Prozac in the drinking water was unknown, but the Environment Agency's report concluded Prozac could be potentially toxic in the water table.
Experts say that Prozac finds its way into rivers and water systems from treated sewage water, and some believe the drugs could affect reproductive ability.
A spokesman for Britain's Drinking Water Inspectorate said Prozac was likely to be found in a considerably watered down form that was unlikely to pose a health risk.
"It is extremely unlikely that there is a risk, as such drugs are excreted in very low concentrations," the spokesman said. "Advanced treatment processes installed for pesticide removal are effective in removing drug residues."
But environmentalists called for an urgent investigation into the findings.
Norman Baker, environment spokesman for the Liberal Democrats, said it looked "like a case of hidden mass medication upon the unsuspecting public."
"It is alarming that there is no monitoring of levels of Prozac and other pharmacy residues in our drinking water," he told the Observer.
The Environment Agency has held a series of meetings with the pharmaceutical industry to discuss any repercussions for human health or the ecosystem, the Observer said.
Prescription of anti-depressants has surged in Britain. In the decade up to 2001, overall prescriptions of antidepressants rose from 9 million to 24 million a year, the paper said. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 18:25:25
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It and other pharmaceuticals/chemicals are in our drinking water as well. Explains a lot, if you ask me.
Maybe Dr. Strangelove wasn't totally crazy after all.
The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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vigorstrength
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 22:07:45
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Great movie. It was filmed 20 mins north from where I live. Trust me, though --> kids from southern Idaho aren't like that.. we're more retarded.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 08/10/2004 : 22:10:18
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Great movie. It was filmed 20 mins north from where I live. Trust me, though --> kids from southern Idaho aren't like that.. we're more retarded.
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I'm ready to see it again. Maybe tomorrow.
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TheCroutonFuton
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 08:48:51
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Howdy!
I've yet to see it as it hasn't come to my town's local theater yet..(and probably never will..) So I'll either watch it when I'm in Columbus sometime or when it comes out on DVD.
And also, in some ways it is "culture." I mean, they are "culturing" the fat cells inside of their body.
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 11:06:51
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Hey he's back! Like Backstreet, only better!
So who's the lucky lady?
_________________________________________________________
Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
Despite my pleas, The agency will only refer to her as "Roxanne"
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http://www.geocities.com/j_vaughn/bigfoot.html
Have you looked into the eye's of a RankStranger?
If you have you will never forget that moment!
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
You see, THIS is why I have missed you round here.
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 12:02:23
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erebus, today, you mistake me for someone who gives a flying fuck
Go ahead, eat the press, digest the bits you fancy and then spit it out for everyone to see, just don't expect me to care.
All I read was blah blah blah trace blah blah blah possible blah blah blah conspiracy mass medication blah blah blah
I still don't see your point.
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 12:53:53
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I was making what I take to be a joke. You referred, dismissively I felt, to "bovine america", to which I replied, ironically I thought, with a reference to press on massive UK medication, implying that perhaps it is the UK which is bovine, sedated, ... get it?
Speaking of irony, you compare me to ebb, when in fact I have never treated posters as rudely as he and you routinely do, and then, to top it off, KoK feels free to tell me to shut up, a standard ebb move, which you of course applaud.
Further, though you admittedly had no clue what I was talking about, you embraced your ignorance as entitlement to slam me in the most arrogant of manners. Frankly, that bespeaks a mind-set most grow out of around the age of six.
For someone who purports to not give "a flying fuck", your statements testify to a rather violent emotional condition. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 13:02:35
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Excuse me for my ignorance, but why cows?
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 13:04:30
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Bovine: Big Fat Cow, big fat indulgent herd like america
I have I'm afraid often found you to be both rude and dismissive
Hence my "childish slamming" I figured it was probably a dig, just because you wrap your "fucking retard" style insults in literary frippery does not make you less of an ebb
Yeah, I'm a violent psycopath, grr, look at me carving up strangers with butchers knifes.. tre is enjoying this too much.. she is crazy..
Or maybe she's had a really fucking bad day
And I think KoK was refering more to your cerebral cortex blah than anything, which you have to admit, is really pretentious. I dislike that.
So which of the basket case twins are you? I'd guess you'd be the one with legs who can talk with words
Erebus, I guess I did misunderstand your "joke" for which I am sorry, please accept my most sincere of apologies, for real I mean that. I went on the defencive, but I often feel I have to, you have made digs in the past.
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 13:07:37
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bovine america, it's a Bill Hicks quote
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 13:12:59
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Erebus isn't really bad,
his blood may be green but he's alright. ;) |
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 13:15:31
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I actually quite like him, he seems very interesting, but sometimes, I don't know, just aargh you know?
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floop
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 13:58:22
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i don't think i've ever seen the bus-dawg (as i refer to my bro) call someone a "fucking retard" .. i think you're mistaking him for ebb
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 14:00:39
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That was the point...
 I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
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floop
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 14:11:57
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That was the point...
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
the point was to mistake him for ebb?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 08/11/2004 : 15:55:29
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Thanks Carolynanna and floop. Now I'm all embarrassed and shit.
bus-dawg?
Tre, you and I are probably not so different, just aimed in different directions. (See, I wanted to say "possessed of convergent vectors".) I enjoy debate, argumentation, and even abuse, when I feel I'm getting the better of it.
Here, it started at the top of this thread with condescension to middle America, which I can't claim to love but which I will often defend if nobody else will. Then I made the mistake of some snide, oblique remarks, for which I got thumped, pretty hard. So I thumped back. Nothing I'm proud of. Probably not the last time it'll happen. People are free to put down America and Americans. I do it myself, but I must reply when it gets a rise out of me. Peace (Through Superior Fire Power). |
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