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 Posted - 08/01/2004 : 11:52:51
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I just sliced right into my finger with my new sharp knife and it's bleeding everywhere and it really hurts
i think I'm going to be sick
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 12:01:32
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This may seem like a slightly stupid question, but why did you do that?
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 12:07:22
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 12:07:38
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cutting up a fucking salad. I hate salads. See cheeseman, salads are not sexy not one bit. Missed the cucumber and went through my finger, well up my finger, I have a finger flap now
*sob*
and it won't bloody stop bleeding
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 12:11:34
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ha ha ha very funny, I think a & e might be a touch extreme for a sliced finger, it hardly warrants a skin graft and stitches, I'll stick a steri-strip on it when it stops bleeding (if I can find one) and get it checked at work tomorrow...
funnily enough working in the hospital has given me an intolerance for hospital-timewasters same as any other person in the health care profession
BLT! Have you no heart!
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 12:17:59
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Just pour yourself some lemon juice into a cup,ad a few table spoons of salt and swirl your finger around in it for a while.Instant cure.
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 12:21:01
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do I need to piss in the cup too? works for jellyfish stings?
*reaches for the lemon*
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 12:23:04
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If you feel the need to then yes,piss away.
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 13:47:36
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ah! wrap it tightly in napkins for a few minutes...if you're still bleeding through, seek medical attention and get some stitches!!!
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 14:08:19
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I understand your pain. I was once digging in the sand really fast, little did I know there was a piece of sharp glass waiting for me. Cut the top of my finger off (the skin part) blood was all over the beach, and when I stopped groaning I went round picking up the blood it was ace. The top of my finger grew back. A happy ending.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 14:55:15
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Not fun.
Too late, I guess, ;) but if you have a flowering yarrow plant (and let's face it, who doesn't?), you can put the flowers on the wound to staunch bleeding, and you'll also be color-coordinating with the blood stains on your warm-tone summer fashions.  |
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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 15:01:53
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Aren't you a nurse there Tre?
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 15:17:29
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nope!
I'm a locum theatre assistant whilst saving for an msc
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 21:22:35
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i would kiss it better, but blood tatses nasty. complete agreement on the unsexiness of salads.
seriously, feel better.
love,
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ProverbialCereal
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 21:43:20
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So how is the knife doing?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 01:15:33
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ha ha ha very funny, I think a & e might be a touch extreme for a sliced finger
A&E? Arts and entertainment?
Sorry about your finger, by the way.
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 10:48:42
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The knife is grand, I wrapped the finger in a pop art plaster, decided it was severe enough for an arts an entertainment treatment, and betty, I used to see a guy (for a VERY short time) that used to get off on me tasting his blood, used to knick his finger and make me "kiss it better" in my defence I was 17, and it was interesting to see how someone elses blood tastes very different to your own. I have to add though, it did nothing for me and I ditched him after two weeks.
Finger is ok, it's a nasty cut, I got it dressed at work and it's still a little bit bleedy but it was quite deep.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 11:01:37
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This has to be one of the most difficult threads to read ever...very cringe-inducing.
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Jefery With One F
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 11:39:13
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Maybe I'm missing something here, but if you're "bleeding everywhere," why is your first instinct to post about it on the forum? Why not stop the bleeding first? Wouldn't that be better for your keyboard?
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 11:55:49
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My first instinct was to wrap a tea towel around my finger tightly, it was the first thing that came to hand
My second instinct was to call someone up and get them to come over and look at my finger to tell me if I was going to bleed to death
My Third instinct was to feel like a prat and put my mobile down 'cos whoever I called would prolly be annoyed that I called them over to look at my sliced up finger
My Fourth instinct was to swap the tea towel which was a bit bloody by now for some folded tissue and medical tape, wrapped as tight as I could manage
My fifth instinct involved taking a couple of brufen as my finger throbbed
My sixth instinct involved looking closer at my finger 'cos it was an attractive blue colour from wrapping the tape a wee bit too tight
My seventh instinct involved holding some tissue real tight over the cut
My eigth instinct was distraction, from the bleedy finger, hence the forum, but the bleedy finger being predominantly on my mind, I one handed finger typed this thread
I then monitored the finger, dressed it better, checked on the bleeding periodically till it had stopped to a slow ooze, waterproofed it and carried on with the downloading and forum distraction I had embarked on before deciding salad would be fun
My current instinct involves pointing out a lack of empathy and too much pedantism....
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kingphilbert
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 12:22:26
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Reading everyones posts make smy finger hurt where I had sliced part of it off last summer. Oh, it's a nasty feeling. I let mine go over night because my roommate said it would stop bleeding. IT DIDN'T! Go to the hospital, get a tetnus shot, let them stitch it or as in my case, throw away the piece of finger and wrap it in anitcogulant foam to stop the bleeding, bandage it then go get high.
"I mix twinkie's and ding-dong's all the time. In Europe, they call it a Dinkie!" |
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Jefery With One F
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 20:45:44
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Originally posted by Tre
My first instinct...
My second instinct...
My Third instinct...
etc.
I can live with that. Thanks for the clarification.
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