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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
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 Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:03:25
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Once upon a time my dad walked in on me servicing myself to porn on the internet
What's worse, it was right as the...ermm...culmination of it all occurred.
Try playing that one off. 
And yeah, at least it wasn't my mom.... |
Edited by - PsychicTwin on 09/28/2004 08:04:02 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:09:08
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you could have just been like, "Dad, it's not what you think"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:11:40
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hahah...yeah right.
I should have just locked the fucking door. Lesson learned.
He pretty much looked at me in my vulnerable, morbidly embarrased state for a split second, as I hunched over and tried to pretend I was doing god knows what.
Then he closed the door, mumbled something awkwardly about dinner being ready in a bit, and got the hell out of there!
Man, i'm blushing just thinking about it....
Let's change the subject |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:12:21
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I was watching Frank Black do an in-store performance at the Tower Records on Clark Street in Chicago in March of 2003.
He had just finished a song when I had found a place to sit on the floor - smack dab in the middle.
For some reason, I decided to yell out "Mr. Grieves!"
Silence.
Mr. Grieves was the song he had just finished and I knew it just after I said it.
I kept my eyes down and fiddled with my digital camera.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:14:46
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hehehe. thanks for the early morning giggle. that's awesome. "MR. GRIEVES!!!!!!"
heheheheh
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:15:23
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Haha! You could have just stared at the guy next to you, to make Frank think it was him who yelled it.
Denis
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:19:44
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Oh, I just wanted to sink through the floor.
I took it even further after the show. I approached the stage - ignoring the line that had formed to the right and said "Hey man, can I get a pic?"
Frank COMPLETELY ignored me and continued tearing down his rig.
So, I have this pic of Frank winding up a guitar chord.
Ignoring me.
Hell yeah.
I am tact personified.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:25:45
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ok. mine (i guess):
in high school, a popular prank to pull on people was "pantsing" each other. ie. walk up behind someone and literally yank their pants down. i think it's a pretty standard, classic prank.
it's particularly easy if someone is wearing shorts or sweats.
anyway, i was standing at the front of the classroom waiting at our teachers desk for something. i think he (teacher) was either out of the room or something (he was clueless anyway) and this guy came behind me and yanked my shorts down. like, all the way to my ankles.
of course everyone sitting in at their desks had a nice laugh at my expense and my face turned lobster red.
the most humiliating part about it was, on this day, i happened to be wearing this pathetic, tattered and ripped pair of jockey underwear that literally had giant holes in them (and, probably, questionable stainage)..
nevermind that i had a crush on one of the girls who saw me.
on a side note, i still have the underwear and am actually wearing them now coincidentally.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:38:45
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quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Oh, I just wanted to sink through the floor.
I took it even further after the show. I approached the stage - ignoring the line that had formed to the right and said "Hey man, can I get a pic?"
Frank COMPLETELY ignored me and continued tearing down his rig.
So, I have this pic of Frank winding up a guitar chord.
Ignoring me.
Hell yeah.
I am tact personified.
Your story made me laugh a lot...I couldn´t imagine my self in your place even knowing that Frank ignored you!
That´s the Best!
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the head catatonic from the roller rink
Your story made me laugh a lot...I couldn´t imagine my self in your place even knowing that Frank ignored you!
That´s the Best!
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:56:52
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Yeah, well -you know...I was all giddy and stupid and nervous being that close to The Man Himself...just wasn't making the best decisions.
It's like when I met Ben Folds in a coffeshop in Nashville a couple months ago. I mean, I managed to tell him that my son and I really dig Rockin The Suburbs, but the best closer I could think of was "Keep making music, man."
Right.
Sure.
Will do.
You betcha there, cowboy.
No, he was nice. The woman with him, however (might have been Frally?) just sort of sighed and held her head in her hands.
I did shake Ben's hand though - sweaty as mine must have been.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 09:16:01
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Just to say that after seeing you I still wanna be your friend but, you know, it's hard to say..., but I've got a life out of this  Today I must repair a water pump. Really interesting, huh. So, comments later. Check your mail.
"Monísima" means something like "very, very cute", but it must be said in that ridiculous high-pitched voice we use when we talk about children. You know what kind of voice.
"They're so bloody, bloody, bloody happy!!!" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 09:20:29
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Too many too little time.
The most embarassing involves a very late last night of drinking,
too long of a shirt and a paper shredder....
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
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Posted - 09/28/2004 : 09:47:42
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I´ve checked, nothing yet! What about my kids? aren´t they fabulous?
And why did you said " still want to be my friend ?" What´s wrong with what you saw?
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
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What is your most embarrasing moment?
