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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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 Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:37:28
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Why are some farts like air brakes and some are like bubble-wrap popping? Others just sound wet and juicy, yet some are totally silent?
Do you fart at work? Do you leave the room if you are at home with company? There is nothing like a toilet bowl to amplify the sound of a loud one....
"chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeee!" |
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:52:00
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this reminds me of a story which I shall share.
Two friends came to visit me and we had a weekend of drunken rampaging around the small city which I lived in at the time, much lager and JD and falling over craziness was enjoyed by all. One day we decided comedy outfits were they way forward, and went shopping, from charity shop to charity shop till we had pink boiler suit, big Hepburn sunglasses and the like. We ventured into a works (A crappy bookstore that sells glittery pom poms... I wanted them) and were looking at some books when we heard
Ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuppppppppppp
the wetest and soggiest expulsion of air one could ever hope to hear.
Giggling like the child-like fools we were we looked at each other and ruled that out, then we looked around for another likely suspect. We spotted, back facing to us a long grey ponytail, tennis shoes, a white pleated skirt and a red and white stripey top. "It was that woman" we all snickered.
At which point 'that woman' turned around and revealed her beer belly hairy chest and manly stubble... we had to run away for fear of causing an embarassing laughing scene.
I post this also just to remind The Last Men on Earth I have already got copyrights on "farting Tranny in a Bookstore"
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:02:25
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Hmmmm.......conveniently avoiding the discussion of your own gas emissions, huh tre? ;)
"chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeee!" |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:17:49
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| Finally an interesting topic! Please carry on. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:35:53
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Hmmmm.......conveniently avoiding the discussion of your own gas emissions, huh fudd? ;)
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:38:57
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*rolling her eyes*
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:43:39
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Did you ever set your farts on fire? We called it "blue-flaming".
"chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeee!" |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 16:01:30
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Originally posted by Tre
*rolling her eyes*
Because they're burning?
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 16:03:52
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
Hmmmm.......conveniently avoiding the discussion of your own gas emissions, huh fudd? ;)
Not at all. I let one go so loud once a coworker handed me a towel and said "I think you might need this." |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 16:21:05
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I personally try to fart as little as possible at work, but when you gotta, you gotta.
"chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeee!" |
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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 17:44:40
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I have a benign tumor down there, farting has taken on a new meaning... your topic is fudgin hilarious btw
Ik heb je oma geneukt met de voorbind dildo van Floops moederhehehahhahehehaha |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 07:56:48
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Years ago, there was a race-horse called "Hoof-Hearted". It was pretty funny to hear the announcer call: "Hoof-Hearted, coming down the stretch! Hoof-Hearted wins by a nose!"
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 11:47:06
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
Years ago, there was a race-horse called "Hoof-Hearted". It was pretty funny to hear the announcer call: "Hoof-Hearted, coming down the stretch! Hoof-Hearted wins by a nose!"
urban legend, methinks. 
"These waters run deep, it's clear my little one/Blue velvet star sky not a sound
The light in your eyes, the smile on your ruby lips/Tells me my lost soul is found" |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 12:13:12
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Originally posted by shineoftheever
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
Years ago, there was a race-horse called "Hoof-Hearted". It was pretty funny to hear the announcer call: "Hoof-Hearted, coming down the stretch! Hoof-Hearted wins by a nose!"
urban legend, methinks.
"These waters run deep, it's clear my little one/Blue velvet star sky not a sound
The light in your eyes, the smile on your ruby lips/Tells me my lost soul is found"
Nope, me saw the highlights.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 12:17:14
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funny! I wonder if he broke the speed of wind?
"These waters run deep, it's clear my little one/Blue velvet star sky not a sound
The light in your eyes, the smile on your ruby lips/Tells me my lost soul is found" |
Edited by - shineoftheever on 07/15/2004 12:17:56 |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 12:36:17
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I bet he did. I also bet he passed the rate of gas.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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