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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 07/14/2004 :  04:47:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think I am going to get fired or resign from my "chef" position today... I am supposed to be at work at 13:00 and uh... that's 5 hours and 25 minutes away


I've had about 12 vodkas and have been drinking and running on empty all day...


I set up an apt. with the GM of my Country club...

and uh, we had our meeting yesterday.


The meeting ended when Chris, the GM, said, "We're done! You don't ever talk to me that way. Get out of my office right now."


Oh well, I'll continue shitting blood... fuck them


Actually, come to think of it (not to go OT, but Ithink my shit-blood wcould be the secret ingredient in Floop's fake tacos...

Ik heb je oma geneukt met de voorbind dildo van Floops moederhehehahhahehehaha

Edited by - Little Black Francis on 07/14/2004 05:03:04

begeegs
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Posted - 07/14/2004 :  05:04:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What did you say to your GM?
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 07/14/2004 :  05:15:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think I made him mad when I said,

" I have a tumor in and out my asshole, I'm shitting blood and I still come to work, however LATE I may be, for my chump change.

I covered for chef Bart, Mike's vaction every month, Tiff's grandpa's funeral, John's trip to Cancoun?!, and your sorry excuse for personnel, and you hire people soley on their tits and ass, not their experience. I missed out on 30 hours worth of work due to the tumor on me, have been employed for 17 months and still have no sick-pay, and frankly, I don't feel appreciated."


That's when he said "We're done. Get out."


Whatever man, I am far more concerned about my ma and pa's reaction to when they find I skipped work and got fired...

oh well, I gots to do what I gots to do to be happy.

I really hate myself sometimes.

Or something like that.

Ik heb je oma geneukt met de voorbind dildo van Floops moederhehehahhahehehaha

Edited by - Little Black Francis on 07/14/2004 05:30:30
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begeegs
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Posted - 07/14/2004 :  05:20:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You shouldn't hold back next time you talk to him. Just jump in there with the Butcher Knife and do a 'Sling Blade' on him. Then serve it up to the customers.....

I think that may slightly disappoint your parents though, so maybe not...
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 07/14/2004 :  05:25:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I am quite handy with a blade. I could easily slice him into his component parts in say... roughly 90 seconds... it would take me a little longer to Field-dress him, and cut off his silver-skin...


(btw, I am dreaming, I never killed anyone and have no desire to do so or ever see someone die ever the fudge again!)

i wish I was never born.


"andI, can't find... myself"...

"I'm done done done with all this fuck fuck fuck N around"

"I ain't gonna work for no soul suckin jerk, I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't looking back"

or something like that


I am such a c*&t

Ik heb je oma geneukt met de voorbind dildo van Floops moederhehehahhahehehaha

Edited by - Little Black Francis on 07/14/2004 05:31:57
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