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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 14:00:01
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Well, since we've got the IQ tests going, this was another one I took that hit closer to the mark than I thought it might. Be sure to tell us all your dark little secret:
http://web.tickle.com/tests/single
"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 14:18:29
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I have lost what little faith I had in those tests after that one.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 14:18:51
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Apparently I don't want to settle.
sounds about right, waiting for ms. Right.
"chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeee!" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 14:31:20
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quote: Jim, you're single because you don't want to get hurt
Ever heard the expression, "Once bitten, twice shy?" You can probably relate to this, can't you? Your last relationship may have left you a little raw in emotions, and the memories are likely still fresh in your mind. Fresher than you can sometimes believe. With a hurt like that, you're probably not so eager to enter the drama again — and we can't say that we blame you. You may be so afraid of getting hurt that you take things to heart big-time when you're involved with someone — after all, you've been hurt before, why can't it happen again? You also may be guilty of comparing potential mates to your ex who may still constantly loom large in your mind.
But maybe, just maybe, it's time to check your baggage at the door and let a new person into your life with a clean slate. You have a lot to offer someone, but you can't do it when you have one foot firmly planted in the past.
I'd say that's pretty accurate. Also, because I'm too fucking socially retarded to be able to talk to women...and most of them are uninteresting clones anyway (seemingly).
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 14:59:13
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I'm a dried up twig on my family tree. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 15:02:23
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quote: Originally posted by Erebus
I'm a dried up twig on my family tree.
I think they have pills for that now Erebus.
"chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeee!" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 16:10:14
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Yeah, I got the waiting for Ms. right, too. I do have a reputation for being excessively picky, I guess, though I'm working to change that and formulate an opinion a little slower...
"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 17:03:00
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I had trouble picking an answer for half the questions.
"chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeee!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 17:43:25
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quote: Originally posted by El Barto I'm too fucking socially retarded to be able to talk to women...and most of them are uninteresting clones anyway (seemingly).
with that attitude you're bound to meet tons of women.
die quesadillas von LBF lecken skrotum! hahahahahahahhahahaa! |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:57:35
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The computer tells me "you're single because you don't want to get hurt" then yammers on about the same old crap,then interestingly enough asks me if I'm "Thinking about joining the military? Get the Insider's Guide to joining the military newsletter. Filled with boot camp fitness tips, ASVAB Practice tests, advice on dealing with recruiters, help selecting the right service for you and more. Delivered to your inbox twice a month"
Like "don't like the ladies? Get sweaty with men BUT retain your macho air.."
"Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster" www.doog.tk |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:00:46
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You shouldn't have answered "AK-47 automatic rifle" as favourite euphemism for your naughty bits, I guess. :)
For some reason, I had an ad for banjo lessons...
"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:04:05
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You must have that inbred hick vibe going on Dean.
I know exactly why I'm single. I can't be trusted around women...
Kind regards, Dr. Simon Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:25:22
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quote: Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
For some reason, I had an ad for banjo lessons...
Hahahaha!
"Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster" www.doog.tk |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 07:12:41
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I got the same as Jim. Surprise surprise.
I drink and smoke Until I choke Until I'm broke Cos' I want too
If We Sleep Together, Will You Like Me Better? |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 08:36:35
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quote:
Emily, you're single because you don't want to commit
Once the blush of first love wears off with your partners, do you get a little antsy? You probably crave excitement in all realms of your life, and you need a relationship to keep you filled with possibilities. Let us guess: Someone has probably told you that you haven't quite grown up yet, that you're still holding out for the perfect "whatevers" (job, car, home, date) in your life to come a knockin'. Or perhaps you're just having a difficult time accepting that your comfortable little place in this world is always growing, always evolving — and that means you have to be willing to accept big life changes, too. Not that there's anything wrong with that. After all, you're probably a lot of fun to be around and may be the life of the party.
But when it comes to settling down, you leave without looking back twice. Now's the time to ask yourself: Why? What's holding you back? Maybe you don't want someone to get to know you fully? Perhaps by saying "yes" to someone, you're afraid you'll lose yourself, or the possibility of something better coming along. Just remember that the best relationships are those that never stop growing. That's something you can identify with, right? So keep that in mind next time you find someone you're really comfortable with. You never know, it may prove even more exciting once you really get to know each other, teensy flaws and all.
I think that is pretty much opposite of why I am single. I think it is because I know who I want to be with and I measure everyone against him and then decide they aren't right for me AND b/c as everyone else stated, I just don't want to get hurt. BUT, I really think it is hard to get anything good if you don't take a risk. I think I will go for it when I am ready.
Oh, and when I find someone who doesn't suck.
_____________________________________________________________________ I gave myself to Jesus, and now he never calls. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 09:50:33
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Mine said I am single because I don't want to get hurt.
That's the same as Jim's.
Okay, that's not true about me. Hurt me if you want to, I don't care. I just want to love you. I am not single though. =) Long distance relationship right now, it's frustrating.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 10:17:21
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quote: You, more than others, have a fairy tale fantasy of how things should be. Ever since you were a kid, you've probably dreamed of the perfect wedding, coming home to a white picket fence, dog, and 2.2 kids (how does that work, anyway?). When someone asks what you're looking for, you don't skip a beat: You're likely to have a handy checklist that details your perfect partner. Hair and eye color, height, religion, education, career, interests, the list goes on.
While it's great to have standards — Hey, you shouldn't have to settle, after all — there's one slight glitch in your master plan: No one has made the grade in real life — at least not yet. Next time you're out with someone, keep yourself from mentally checking that list, and give love — and others — a chance. That special someone who you've written off may be perfect for you after all...
Ach, what are you gonna do?
PS, I actually can be trusted around women, honest.
Kind regards, Dr. Simon Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 11:02:00
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i don't need to take a quiz to know it's because i'm a loser. |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 05:50:05
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screw it, couples are highly fucking annoying anyway
the room smelled like cupids gym
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 08:19:56
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I totally agree. They should all be banished. No one needs to see that shit.
Nothing to see, nothing to hear, Nothing to be, nothing to fear, Nothing to prove, nothing to say, Nothing to lose, nothing to gain, Nothing to feel nothing to hate Nothing is real, It's all too late What do you do when nothing's wrong? Aint got a clue, Aint got no song |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 09:16:15
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yeah
GET A FUCKING ROOM COUPLES OF THE WORLD
the room smelled like cupids gym
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 09:37:48
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So much bitterness... :)
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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