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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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 Posted - 07/09/2004 : 15:11:01
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This band rocks.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 15:11:47
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Fuck! Carbon Copy disbanded. Can I get back in guys? I've written tons of new material and I promise I'll stop pressuring for more didgeredoo and euphonium based songs. Please, please, please?
"You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... " |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 15:13:57
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Originally posted by shineoftheever
Fuck! Carbon Copy disbanded. Can I get back in guys? I've written tons of new material and I promise I'll stop pressuring for more didgeredoo and euphonium based songs. Please, please, please?
"You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... "
Not if you were The Last Man On Earth.
Get it? Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahaha
Sure. You're in. Pete Best didn't work out.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
Edited by - The Calistanian on 07/09/2004 15:14:20 |
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 15:30:19
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The latest poll respects shine for his grovel and is reluctantly willing to let him back in.
But 90% of those pleased to have shine back admit this is only for count chocula...
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 15:31:03
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looks like i should be voting some more on those polls. ;)
"You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... " |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 15:39:23
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Originally posted by Tre
the website poll was inconclusive, 86% said they couldn't possibly comment because they couldn't see calistanian for his ego
(hang on to your ego)
And the message board has been flooded with fatwah threats for shine of the ever's head. On a silver plate. stuffed with wee.
Frank Black ate my Hamster
What a cop out Tre!
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 15:51:01
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I didn't want to post the results because they are biased
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 16:07:42
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How so?
Oh I see. 'Cos of Stipey. Very funny.
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 16:10:29
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I laughed
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 10:48:12
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Hey you guy!
I just wrote the most amazing song. It's a bit of a ballad so quite a departure for us.
It's called 'My Heart Is A Chocolate Egg (Full Of Chocolate Buttons Of Love)'.
It's beautiful.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 12:56:31
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You really named a song that?
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
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Posted - 07/11/2004 : 13:02:43
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heh heh guys I'm going to post the web address for the bandsite on here later....
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 14:26:49
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I don't sing or play any instruments, but I wrote such hits as "I'm Looking Up Your Wife's Dress," "Strangers On A Sandwich," and "Ask The Flowers To Fuck Off."
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 08:01:51
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You don't happen to be Chris Christopherson, do you?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 07/12/2004 : 08:15:01
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I'd like to be on keyboards, guitars, percussion, random instruments and backing vocals
if that's oka with everyone inthe band....
o yasumi nasaihehehahhahehehaha |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 08:26:30
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Survey says...
(Your cue to post poll results Tre)
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 08:35:30
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Which random instruments would those be, LBF?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 10:18:48
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Alpenhorn, autoharp and tea-chest bass, obviously
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 11:06:56
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But who's going to play the singing saw?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 11:27:53
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I know who can play the worlds tiniest violin.
"You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... " |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 11:36:28
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I'll play the world's biggest harmonica. It's a key instrument in "The Rose-Colored Blues."
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 11:38:53
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I love that song, the drum solo is amazing! If I do say so myself.
"You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... " |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 11:48:37
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The one in "I Can't Feel My Legs, But I Can Feel Yours" is better.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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usedtobenavajo
- FB Fan -
USA
27 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 21:15:13
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Can I play trumpet for you guys??
My previous band, "Johnny Tyson and the Slicin' Dicin' Bison," just broke up after our tapdancer died.
Our debut Album, "Learner's Permit" was well reviewed.
Tracks:
"Nightdreams"
"The Danish Devil Dirge"
"Im not here (but Im not there either)"
"Money can buy me sex"
"Shocka-nock the Cock-Rock"
"Fingerbang" (South Park cover)
"(I love you) Penny Hooker"
"(song titles with) Parenthesis (are cool)"
"The sheep and the grandma"
So Im headed for the stereo store, to get a white noise maker, and turn it up to ten. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 10:49:36
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You're hired! 'Learner's Permit' rocked!
OK, now we need a triangle player and a coconut shell player. These are always the tough ones.
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 16:13:48
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| I. Can I be the coconut shell player? I have always admired that guy from the Happy Mondays, what was his name, Kermit? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2004 : 21:59:18
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I'll play the triangle, if you pay me extra.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Posted - 07/24/2004 : 10:49:12
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how much extra do you need??? all you have to do is go ding ding at random ironic intervals
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2004 : 12:40:11
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I need a cost-of-living increase.
Besides, the triangle is integral to the sound of "Bury My Lungs In A Cesspool."
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2004 : 12:50:25
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| Didn't you also play it in the cover of the Flailing Limbs' hit song "Superman's Wheelchair?" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2004 : 14:05:46
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No, that was the cover of Superman's Chair Limbs' hit song, "Flailing Wheeling."
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Posted - 07/24/2004 : 15:02:25
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I thought it was the Wheeling supermans with flailing chair limb. I'm going to check the discogrophy section of my website. I think this requires a poll
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2004 : 19:33:23
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Maybe it was Chairman of the Wheelflail, with "Limb Man."
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 03:57:23
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well according to the discogrophy it was the Wheel-limb Chairflails with "superman"
The poll results however say that 86% of last men fans don't much care about obscure covers.... heathens
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2004 : 04:16:45
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Hmm, I fear I may have missed something.
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The Last Men On Earth
