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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
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 Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:02:21
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Uh, what do you do with tiger balm? It looks like it numbs things?
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:23:48
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It's proper use is as a sort of wonderfull antiseptic healing ultra balm
If you so chose to perverse it... it tingles....
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:36:45
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Instructions to use the spankerchiefs I bought:
If right-handed, remove 1 spankerchief from box with left-hand. With right-hand, begin playing with yourself until you feel that force is about to be unleashed. When you feel this, bring left-hand down onto Mr. Happy and cover the tip of him with spankerchief. Unleash. Toss out used spankerchief. DUH!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:38:34
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The sun goes down and everything just gets filthy.
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:40:45
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I'm a girl. I don't have a Mr. Happy.
(But I'm very happily female.)
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 18:05:54
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The sun goes down and everything just gets filthy
Cleanliness lies within the sunlight. The darkness breeds and assists filthiness. That's why rock 'n' roll shows are played at night. Hell, rocks are dirty, but don't be afraid to roll around in 'em.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 18:13:14
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| So, I guess the tiger balm stuff is just for guys? |
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 18:17:24
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I am a GIRL
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 18:50:28
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Originally posted by TarTar
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The sun goes down and everything just gets filthy
Cleanliness lies within the sunlight. The darkness breeds and assists filthiness. That's why rock 'n' roll shows are played at night. Hell, rocks are dirty, but don't be afraid to roll around in 'em.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window."
what about pointy dirty rocks? that can't be good. getting all dirty and bloody...is anyone else turned on?
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 21:25:34
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What about Shampoo and Toothpaste and Mouth wash? Like I need instructions?
My bottle of dick cream has no mention of stroking techniques...
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
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Posted - 07/01/2004 : 02:23:57
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Originally posted by pfeffa
So, I guess the tiger balm stuff is just for guys?
speaking of tingling - apparently sherbet is very very good for girlies in search of such things.
i am a boy so have never tried it, but i know people who have and they swear by it.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 08:41:47
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| Ok so can someone tell me how socks work? |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 08:49:22
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sherbert?! That sounds odd...I dont know..sherbert, down there? hmm. Im intrigued. Not sure how it could work though. but hell, ill give it a go!
There was actually a whole thing in a newspaper over here recently about these sort of instructions. Something shitty like the times, sun, daily mirror or something (for the record, i did not buy it, it happened to be round my friends house..)..I may have kept it though, i keep everything with anything of interest in like that. You should see my collection of Guardians!
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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meifen
- FB Fan -
USA
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Posted - 07/03/2004 : 21:47:48
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I bought a large storage bin from a cheapo dollar store or somthing. On the inside of the lid theres a sticker with a picture of a toddler child sitting in the bin with an X over it. Again if you need to be told not to store your child in a bin, uhhh yea you shouldnt be a parent!
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 22:25:18
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Socks go on your head.
I'll let yall figure that one out.. hehehahha
giocare al golf? |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 00:11:20
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What's obvious to one person is what another is oblivious to.
"There is a new craze in the nation/ it is lamination/ we like to laminate/ we laminate our driver's license/ so cannot be changed" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 00:20:26
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Oneperson's trash is another's treasure.
Or something like that...
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Stating The Obvious
