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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 06/27/2004 : 15:51:08
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Just got sent this from my mate, thought it was quite amusing...
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This is a transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US Naval vessel and the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio transcription released by Chief of Naval Operations, 10 Oct. 1995.
Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a
collision."
Canadians: "Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision."
Americans: "This is the Captain of US Navy ship, I repeat divert your
course."
Canadians: "No, I say again you divert your course."
Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE US ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE CRUISERS AND ELEVEN SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES TO THE NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS FLOTILLA."
Canadians: "This is a lighthouse, Your call."
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/28/2004 : 09:38:14
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Hehe, that's pretty funny Si!
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 06/28/2004 : 15:56:08
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Hahaha! That just sums up yanks all together
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:03:53
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oh dear
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:07:03
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Hahaha! That just sums up yanks all together
Is that your 'ACTUAL' opinion? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:12:35
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| what's a Floatilla? that sounds like a new Taco Bell item. |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:26:50
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i do realise it's just a joke and that is didn't really happen by the way, before you send over your second largest navy vessel to nuke me... 
And it's hard to be a human being, and it's harder as anything else, and I'm lonesome when you're around, and I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself, and I miss you when you're around. |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:33:38
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Originally posted by BLT
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Hahaha! That just sums up yanks all together
Is that your 'ACTUAL' opinion?
Oh come on guys, dont tell me youre getting all defensive now. Surely you know I take the piss out of nearly all regions and countries.
And surely you know that im not being serious?
On another note, Nuke bumble! nuke him!
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:41:04
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| I am offended by urban myths as old and stale as that one. Please fabricate some new ones. |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
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Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:42:13
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Really?! SERIOUSLY! I've been waiting to hear that for a long time!
BUAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAH! BWAHAHA!
Actually, as terrible as nukes are...they sure are pretty when they go off...
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
Edited by - TheCroutonFuton on 06/28/2004 16:43:00 |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:42:26
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well i quite liked it mr. sourpuss, please feel free to post your own 'urban myths'...
And it's hard to be a human being, and it's harder as anything else, and I'm lonesome when you're around, and I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself, and I miss you when you're around. |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:43:05
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you bastard! you sunk my lighthouse!
And it's hard to be a human being, and it's harder as anything else, and I'm lonesome when you're around, and I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself, and I miss you when you're around. |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:46:08
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hehe, well I liked it too bumble, youre not alone.
But still, nunke bumble, because he didnt answer his phone a minute ago when I called. bastard.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
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Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:47:46
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Nuke him again? Sweet!
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:49:35
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| Here's a new myth: There was once an Englishman who visited an orthodontist. |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:51:23
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It was probably this guy..
Don't get too turned on, now....
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:56:56
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orth..o..dont..ist?????
Im sorry, dont think I know what that is. *grins baring gnarley teeth*
Man, those teeth are pretty good. that guy must eat orbit gum or something. Wish my teeth were as good as that!!!
Hey, look BLT - its called sarcasm!
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
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Posted - 06/28/2004 : 17:03:26
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You eat gum over there? Interesting. 
Ah, and thanks for the reply GD.
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 20:49:14
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| I am sorry, but I am not familiar with this "sarcasm" of which you speak. Furthermore, you will find that an intensive search through my 1600+ posts reveals nary a hint of such a thing. |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 04:49:08
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Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
You eat gum over there? Interesting.
Ah, and thanks for the reply GD.
yeah, i know...apparently some do. I dont. never understood it.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 07:54:09
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Heh heh, BLT funny. Me Dean.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 10:37:33
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
you bastard! you sunk my lighthouse!
And it's hard to be a human being, and it's harder as anything else, and I'm lonesome when you're around, and I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself, and I miss you when you're around.
Hehehehe!
What's with you and all these funny posts all of a sudden? you been taking notes off me at the weekend?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 11:00:47
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and here's another of those e mails you get that i hate getting
manThe Inland Revenue send their auditor to a synagogue
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> The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi and
>says,
>"I notice that you buy a lot of candles".
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> "Yes," answered the Rabbi.
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> "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
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> "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when
>we
>have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and
>then,
>they send us a free box of candles."
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> "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
>question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on, in
>his
>typically obnoxious way...
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> "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the
>crumbs from the matzo?"
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> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all crumbs
>from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to
>the
>manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzoballs."
>"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
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> "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
>the
>circumcisions?"
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> "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
>save
>up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to
>The
>Inland Revenue."
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> "Inland Revenue?" questioned the auditor in disbelief.
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> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "The Inland Revenue ...and about once a
>year, they send us a little prick like you".
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 11:01:46
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*groan*
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2004 : 11:05:05
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Hehe. I liked it.
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darwin
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In The Navy!
