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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
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 Posted - 06/29/2004 : 19:20:44
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I still can't believe that I thought "most you managed in one day" meant partners...
darkness, come teach me |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2004 : 19:51:25
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| Heh, I think I was about nine. All hail the WaterPik Shower Massage. I didn't have sex until I was 17 and a senior in h.s., and I was practically the last person that I knew to do it. I guess I was underwhelmed by teenaged boys but figured it was something that I needed to "get out of the way" before college. In retrospect I wish I'd waited even longer. |
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 03:02:55
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the jet stream on showerheads is an invention all of woman kind will be celebrating for a long long time
You wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It's like a bug high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it. Or if you like it's looks, you make a pet out of it."
- Charles Bukowski
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 05:55:34
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Originally posted by Tre
the jet stream on showerheads is an invention all of woman kind will be celebrating for a long long time
You wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It's like a bug high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it. Or if you like it's looks, you make a pet out of it."
- Charles Bukowski
Damn Right!
Wish i still had a shower in my house!!! 
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 07:10:09
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buy a tap fitting detachable one... it's all I have and with half of the outlet covered up it still does the trick ( )
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 07:11:52
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haha, I have one of those too, never tried that tho...hmmm...
*mel goes to have a bath....*
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 07:28:19
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I must have been really young when I discovered it like 10 or 11. I was 18 when I first had sex. Im pretty damn bummed today, I have to tell my friend he was right about me and the 15 year old and watch him laugh in my face. Never again. Damn you and your wrong advice gypsy. DAMN YOU! ;)
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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gracie
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
573 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:54:06
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| I was 14 as well, it seems really young now but i was only about 2 months off 15. Still not legal though but the boy was the same age. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:24:27
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oh shit, you split up? what happened? tell me to fuck off if you like.
Anyway, if you took my advice, you would have been CAREFUL and assessed the situation before you delved in (pun unintended). so there.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:37:05
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Well she got a little jealous then we had sex but for the second time running she bled. She claimed that it was nothing to do with the size of me and out of the other 2 guys shes slept with 1 of them was bigger and she never bled with him. So she essentially said the reason it was happening is cos we were being told its not meant to be. By her vagina!? Its all down to embarassment really, so I was nice just left it at that. Turned out she lied a ridiculous amount in the month we were kind of dating. Sucks cos she was nice. I guess you couldnt really forsee that miss death, so I'll let you off, this time.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:40:14
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Well I promise that next time ill consult my crystal ball, malax. but, really, if you read between the lies...i did say tp be careful...you can interpret that in to ' shes a lying little cow'....so essentially i was right!
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:00:21
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You do that. Shit happens, I used to beat myself up about stuff like this but I'll just roll with it, I could end up with someone far more suitable from this as it turns out. One door closes another Im gonna jam my foot into. I love this forum, such a great place to reflect. I was considering even telling everyone my name, but I don't love it that much....yet.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:02:15
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but but but...your name is malax???
Yeah, everything happens for a reason, and because of this, as you said, youll probably meet someone who you'll be much more suited to..
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:07:18
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Ya, tell us your name.
If you do I'll tell you mine...;) |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:07:20
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Oh damn my reverse psychology is failing to work!! NO! No strangely enough Malax has nothing to do with any part of my name.
Yeah I got to work on the more suitable girl about 9 hours after us breaking up, shes also the object of my exs jealousy. Now all I need is a direction in life and Im on my way.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:10:37
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oh, I used tre because it's kind of my name. should have thought harder about that
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:14:55
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yeah, gypsy death is mine too. My mum had a falling out with some gypsys, and my lifes aim is to gain revenge! mwahahaha MWAHAHA.
so the break up really hit you hard then, malax!? 9 hours! id go mad if i was her. i guess it depends on the length of the relationship though.
Tell us your name malax, everyone knows everyones name here!
actually, i may know yours..is it in your email add? *mel checks her emails*
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:40:28
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Ack, then I'm just gonna start calling malax Ted from now on.
Sound good? |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:46:15
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Oh no I have bad memorys of the name ted. Tell you what, whoever can guess my name I'll give some money (£2.50) to one of the charitys below, of your choice:
Nuns
Homeless
Sick Children (of some kind)
Alzymas Research
Cancer Research
Sick babys (of some kind)
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:46:52
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:47:23
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'so the break up really hit you hard then, malax!? 9 hours! id go mad if i was her. i guess it depends on the length of the relationship though.'
Yeah Im devastated but a 5 day relationship will do that for you!
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 07:42:46
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haha, ok. I see your point.
I guess your name is one of the following;
Michael
Alex
James
John
David
Joe
Richard
Mark
Gary
Android#5006
Knee-toe
CTX-AM3
and any abbreivations or longer version of those names
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:18:00
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Nope. Non of those. I'll give you a clue the first letter is within the first half of the alphabet.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:33:01
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Adam
Aaron
Alien
Albert
Bob
Ben
Billy
Blue
Carl
Cameron
Ciaran
Casper
Cuthbert
Charles
Damon
Damien
Daniel
Doris
Dean
Derek
Euan/Ewan
Emmanuel
Fred
Frank
Franz
George
Harry
Herald
Harold
Herbert
Isaac
Jake
Jacob
jesus
Jason
Kurt
Lenny
Leonard
Laurence
Matthew
Mozart
Come on, give us another clue - run of the mill name, or a little odd? How many letters?
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:50:29
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You know Malax, there's such a thing as playing too hard to get.
I don't even want to know anymore.
(How's that for reverse psychology ;) |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:59:48
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It's probably Gaylord.
Boycott cults and t's |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 14:26:26
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quote:
Originally posted by Malax
Oh no I have bad memorys of the name ted. Tell you what, whoever can guess my name I'll give some money (£2.50) to one of the charitys below, of your choice:
Nuns
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
Nuns On The Run?
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 16:01:18
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Ha. No its non in that list. I'll narrow it down to the first 5 for you.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 16:04:48
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Right. And i knwo your surname begins with H. co it says on your email.
Ahmed!
erm...give me a minute
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 16:11:01
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ABDUL
ABEL
ABIAH
ABIEL
ABRHAMAM
AIDAN
AIMON
ALAN ALARIC
ALERON
ALEXANDER
ALFRED
AMIR
AMMON
AMORY
AMOS -
ANAEL -
ANATOLE
ANDREW
ANTONY
ARDEN
ARIC
ARLEN
ARMAND
ARMON
ARNOLD
ARRAN
ARSENIO
ARTHUR
ARY
ASA
ASAD
ASAEL
ASHER -
ASHTON -
ASIM -
ATIF
ALDRIC
AURELIUS
AUSTIN -
AVERY
AVIEL
AVRAM
AVISHAI -
AVITAL
AVNER
AXEL
AYLMER
AYLWARD -
AYMAN -
AZIM
AZIZ -
AZRIEL
AZURIAH
Now it HAs to be one of these!
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 17:21:32
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ALAN ALARIC?!
Its Alan, well done. Im not going to give money to charity for you because you cheated. But its been a while since I did so I'll buy one of those crappy books of those beefy men who itimidate you into buying them for sick children.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 17:26:15
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Would you mind sending that book to me, Alan? I could make some art out of it for you and send it back for a small fee. Or you could then give it to Mel. Or I could keep it. Your choice.
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 18:16:45
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Its less a book more a tiny little booklet with poems and stuff in it. Its about the size of two matchboxes. Im not really understanding what the rest means. My names Malax! Coincidentally if you change it around you get. x alam
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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meifen
- FB Fan -
USA
19 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 19:32:29
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Can I just say, that in my defense, 10 isnt as bad as it sounds. 10 in four years (nearly 5 really) is only like 2.5 a year. admittedly until about 6 months ago it was sort of four or five, and ive had a good past few months.
COme on girls, post!! Post!!
And can we please not get in to a 'how many have you fooled around with'....its not a good idea!
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
Don't worry girl, I'll back you up. Too many silly sexually repressed americans around here... hehe
Age 23
slept with 13
A couple of one nighters
At first i thought you meant how many PEOPLE in one day, Ill guess you mean how many times you got it on in a day uh... prolly 4 with one person though...
Ill plead the 5th on anal 
Strangest place maybe some bleachers at a baseball field after hours
Depending on my mood one or the other
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 20:03:35
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Virginia isn't that far from Pennsylvania....
Boycott cults and t's |
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