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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 17:36:38
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Age? How Many People You Slept With? Ow Many one night stands? The most you managed in one day? Ever done anal? Strangest place? Guys - You like to go down there? Girls - spit or swallow?
So high brow! I feel scummy but these threads go on and on its interesting to read about other people. I will not however complain if it gets deleted. Someone go first so I don't look an ass.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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lysithea
- FB Fan -
36 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 17:39:59
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i'll play... no one knows me anyway. 33 14 (but i'm counting a girl i was with too) about 6 were one night stands the most what managed in one day? the most what?! yes on the anal tied to the front of a jeep with xmas lights that were on (it was xmas night) i'd rather spit, but that wouldn't be polite.
would a thread like this really get deleted here?
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 18:22:25
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22 1 really, two that I don't count, two or three that I don't count I guess I've had two one night stands. I lost count of how many time in one day, it was a lot. I've never recieved anal but yes I have done it. Not many strange places. I have to work on that. Yeah I like to go down there. Well it depends on how the girl takes care of herself too.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it." -Johnny Thunders
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 18:41:40
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would a thread like this really get deleted here? 50/50 i never know
20 years old 4 2 both big regrets 6 perhaps give or take 1 Yep, 2 or 3 times and it really hurt me everytime (only given) A park during the day and a bus station roof (not that strange) As long as is it doesnt smell, if its to hairy it tickles my nose and I end up punching stuff
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 18:48:34
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Yeah I mentioned that to my friend Matt, that anal was painful for me. His response was "Maybe you just have a weak penis."... My retort was "Or maybe I just have a big penis."
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it." -Johnny Thunders
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 18:51:26
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32 4.5 0 1 No comment beneath antique piano in professor's office not a guy chug-a-lug
darkness, come teach me |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 18:57:47
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quote: Originally posted by WolfManMikeLonely
Yeah I mentioned that to my friend Matt, that anal was painful for me. His response was "Maybe you just have a weak penis."... My retort was "Or maybe I just have a big penis."
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it." -Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net
I imagine it would hurt less if I was Jewish (or circumsized)
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 18:58:26
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quote: Originally posted by pfeffa
32 4.5 0 1 No comment beneath antique piano in professor's office not a guy chug-a-lug
darkness, come teach me
4.5? Explain!
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 19:04:58
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Probably someone she just messed around with, no penetration. That's my guess.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it." -Johnny Thunders
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 19:06:21
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Oh well make mine 4.5 then
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 19:15:40
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Let 4.5 be my mystery...could be so many things. Hey, I just posted a pic in "Show Yourselves"....see, I look pretty good for an old chick.
darkness, come teach me |
Edited by - pfeffa on 06/23/2004 19:18:52 |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 19:17:44
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You didn't have sex with an animal did you?
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it." -Johnny Thunders
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 19:19:47
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Gross! No, I just like human men.
darkness, come teach me |
Edited by - pfeffa on 06/23/2004 19:20:32 |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 19:21:23
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Ok, cool. Just hopefully that wasn't offensive. It was a joke but sometimes I make stupid jokes.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it." -Johnny Thunders
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 19:37:47
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Now, I have to question....am I a furvert?
darkness, come teach me |
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 19:41:32
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Wow. Are you the red-locked Mike? MMMMMM. I'm impressed and I like your music.
darkness, come teach me |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 19:43:10
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Really? Sweet. Thanks.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it." -Johnny Thunders
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 19:43:47
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You should IM me sometime I'm so bored tonight.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it." -Johnny Thunders
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 22:17:54
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24 4 (Going by Pfeffa's scale probably more like an even five) 2 5 times Yes, but I wouldn't call it successful Probably up against my girlfriend's car (now my wife) outside on the street that I lived on at the time. If all's right with the girl's personal hygeine habits, I love to go down there
Can I add a question? Are there any girls out there who actually like the receiving end of anal sex? Seems to me there'd be little incentive for them to try it.
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 01:36:19
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Age - 25 How Many People You Slept With - 2 How Many one night stands - 0 The most you managed in one day - 5 or 6 or something Ever done anal - yes Strangest place - in some open-to-the-public castle ruins in Ireland in the day time. Guys - You like to go down there - hell yeah...love it.
You Know You Want To! |
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TattooedJeebus
- FB Fan -
Canada
47 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 02:25:55
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Age? 29 How many people you slept with?Approx 20.5, but I'm sure I'm forgetting a couple of people.
How Many One Night Stands?Maybe 3 or 4 Most Managed in one day?8 if I know what you're talking about Ever Done Anal?Yep. Strangest Place?Either outdoors or in a high school darkroom.(for blowjobs either at a bus bench alongside a busy street or outside Toronto city hall)
Guys- You like to go down there?I am the clit commander, we'll leave it at that
Glacial- to answer your question, my current gf likes the receiving end of anal, and that's just fine with me.
....hrm. Upon reviewing everyone else's answers I feel like such a ho!
If you're getting cotton mouth, my mind is like an ocean... |
Edited by - TattooedJeebus on 06/24/2004 02:30:41 |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 06:33:33
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But your also the first man to post above the age of 24. So I can let you off. You feel better now? :)
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
914 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 06:49:59
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4.5?????????? 4.5??????????????????????
Must have been a MIDGET!!! |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 07:32:06
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well i appear (so far) to be the 2nd oldest and the least promiscuous......the youth of today...what is the world coming too.....
does that mean i'm also the least coolest?
You Know You Want To! |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 07:47:07
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I wish I thought 25 was old! |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 08:06:19
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quote: Originally posted by benji
well i appear (so far) to be the 2nd oldest and the least promiscuous......the youth of today...what is the world coming too.....
does that mean i'm also the least coolest?
You Know You Want To!
You have a wife so it doesn't matter.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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lysithea
- FB Fan -
36 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 09:17:14
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i don't know why i said i was 33. i won't be 33 for 2 weeks. i've gone stupid in my old age. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 10:39:05
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The most you managed in one day? I thought you meant partners? I was getting confused when people were saying "2 partners/5 or 6 in one day"
Are you guys all telling the truth? I feel like such a slut (and I've gone 18 months without before). Aren't you supposed to multiply a women's total by 3 and add 1 for every time she's been off shore and with men divide by 2 (unless you can ascertain whether or not they use the services of professionals).
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 10:57:35
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quote: Originally posted by Chip Away Boy
4.5?????????? 4.5??????????????????????
Must have been a MIDGET!!!
I count a .5 because there was insertion but no ejaculation.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 16:46:17
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Age: 18
How many: erm...10.sort of. One was a girl, and one was so small i didnt feel it..
How many in a day: 5 or 6 that was good day, simpsons and sex. all day. man, i love sundays.
One night stands : these are all in the last like, 6 months i guess, but around 5...but that may become like2, or 3, since i may see some of them again...
Anal: Yes. And yeah, i do enjoy it...but i ahve a high pain threshold. once the entering is over, its fine, sort of.
Strangest place: erm, in a hotle bar that was still open...
Spit or swallow : always swallow. much politer, and spitting would be so messy!!
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 16:49:22
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quote: Originally posted by shineoftheever
Are you guys all telling the truth? I feel like such a slut (and I've gone 18 months without before). Aren't you supposed to multiply a women's total by 3 and add 1 for every time she's been off shore and with men divide by 2 (unless you can ascertain whether or not they use the services of professionals).
"Here today, Guano tomorrow"
Haha, you ahvent even answerd, answer goddamit, you be more than jeebus.
and no,mine was honest. imay have to have a bt of a recount, but that was it on last count anyways...im sure its 10. no x it forme thank you very much!
But this is JUST actual sex, right? Cos i REALLy dont wanna count every encounter ive ever had...
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 20:31:24
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34 2.3 0.3 7 yep in a lake full of clueless people swaller |
Edited by - mereubu on 06/24/2004 20:32:23 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 20:40:42
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quote: Originally posted by glacial906 Can I add a question? Are there any girls out there who actually like the receiving end of anal sex? Seems to me there'd be little incentive for them to try it.
[there's probably a really good "your mom" joke in there, but i have more class than that. thus, i'll refrain] |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 20:46:13
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Sorry, it's not springing to my mind, floop. Can you spell it out? |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 20:51:28
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I will answer only the strangest place question: in a second-grade classroom. (Don't worry, the teacher and the kids weren't there at the time.)
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 21:49:40
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quote: Originally posted by floop
quote: Originally posted by glacial906 Can I add a question? Are there any girls out there who actually like the receiving end of anal sex? Seems to me there'd be little incentive for them to try it.
[there's probably a really good "your mom" joke in there, but i have more class than that. thus, i'll refrain]
Thanks, floop; didn't think about that one beforehand.
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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