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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 06/23/2004 :  07:35:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hello, I am a new member of this forum. I am very excited as this forum seems to be very nice, with some genuinely kind and polite people and interesting topics. I hope my own contribution will meet your high standard.

Sooo, here is my first question. Did you notice how Frank always wants the lights on the crowd while performing an encore? Don't you think this is a sexual metaphore - his performance is like making love to the crowd, with the lights on him, but during the encore he wants the lights on his partner. From exhibitionism to voyeurism.

Do you have sex with the lights on? Do you feel like Frank on stage? Do you have a pre-established setlist, or do you prefer improvisation?

WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =

USA
936 Posts

Posted - 06/23/2004 :  07:37:51  Show Profile  Visit WolfManMikeLonely's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Ok Dracula, I'll bite. I have sex with the lights on, unless the other party sees fit to turn them off. I don't feel like I'm on stage although my ex used to put a picture of Iggy Pop at the head of the bed so in certain positions she could see Iggy, which also meant I could, so sometimes I feel like Iggy Pop is staring me down. I'm all about the improvisation.

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fudd
= Cult of Ray =

664 Posts

Posted - 06/23/2004 :  07:49:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh, dear. Why do Canadians do it doggy style? Because she likes hockey too. (Fudd ducks.)
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =

USA
936 Posts

Posted - 06/23/2004 :  07:50:19  Show Profile  Visit WolfManMikeLonely's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm not Canadian. I'm from Delaware. Yep, I'm in Delaware.

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Hatchetman
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
234 Posts

Posted - 06/23/2004 :  10:49:45  Show Profile  Visit Hatchetman's Homepage  Click to see Hatchetman's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
What's sex?

Ade
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2004 :  08:15:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I know this phenomenon hasn't reached UK yet, but in some other countries we practice "sex", it s a disgusting-delicious way of mixing fluids of two or more people in order to increase the amount of adrenaline in one's blood and provoke "pleasure".
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2004 :  11:15:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!

Listen to Nine Black Alps.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2004 :  13:31:37  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I like the lights dimmed. Not on, not off.

Erm, I guess I improvise...I dont know...depends on my mood




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You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...

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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2004 :  13:45:23  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Sex with the light off is so fucking dull. I want to see everything. That's what gets me off. I want to see where I'm cumming.

I tend to have a setlist, which is probably the result of years of porn-brainwashing. But I dig improvising. It's a lot like, "how do you want me to fuck you now?" and "where do you want me to cum?" sort of stuff.


Boycott cults and t's
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2004 :  13:48:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well I really wanted to post something to that effect the other day but wasn't sure how it would come across (excuse the punn).

Listen to Nine Black Alps.
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Hatchetman
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
234 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2004 :  07:02:30  Show Profile  Visit Hatchetman's Homepage  Click to see Hatchetman's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

I know this phenomenon hasn't reached UK yet, but in some other countries we practice "sex", it s a disgusting-delicious way of mixing fluids of two or more people in order to increase the amount of adrenaline in one's blood and provoke "pleasure".



A sort of human-juice cocktail then?

Ade
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2004 :  14:57:19  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Human juice is tasty. But you have to buy it on the black market. Stupid anti-cannibalism laws!



Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 06/27/2004 :  00:38:57  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
The black market sells what it can,

but beauty can't be bought, so thus can't be sold
you will never buy beauty.........as long as it still exists.

Her life was saved by Rock & Roll.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 06/27/2004 :  12:06:14  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Oh, you can buy beauty, if you know where to look.



Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/27/2004 :  16:23:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I perfer lights on, or at least dimmed, but I'd take anything at the moment. It's been a long motherfucking year... if you get my drift...
(and no, I'm not fucking my mother)

Edited by - Little Black Francis on 06/27/2004 16:24:00
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =

USA
936 Posts

Posted - 06/27/2004 :  16:25:47  Show Profile  Visit WolfManMikeLonely's Homepage  Reply with Quote
After a certain amount of time your virginity grows back. Mine has.

"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
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n/a
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4894 Posts

Posted - 06/27/2004 :  17:27:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's true! I'm sure I have a brand new hymen to replace the one that someone selfishly broke everywhere

lights on/off? 'fraid I only smile in the dark

(oh that quote hurt)


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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =

USA
936 Posts

Posted - 06/27/2004 :  17:30:44  Show Profile  Visit WolfManMikeLonely's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Smiling in the dark is the best. That way no one gets hurt.

"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 06/27/2004 :  19:30:30  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
beautiful.

Her life was saved by Rock & Roll.
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =

USA
936 Posts

Posted - 06/27/2004 :  20:01:11  Show Profile  Visit WolfManMikeLonely's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Touche.

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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  05:04:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Also, Frank never talks to the crowd between songs - do you take breaks between different "songs"? Dou you come back for an encore?

If you had to imitate Frank while having sex, I guess you would have a beer during the breaks, which is rather cool.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  09:49:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why do you only smile in the dark? Your teeth fucked up? You got any teeth?

Listen to Nine Black Alps.
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n/a
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4894 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  12:34:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have two and I'm very proud of them actually


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  12:37:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I said teeth!

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4894 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  12:46:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
two is a plural


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  12:48:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry, I was being rude. Sort of.

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4894 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  12:54:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have two what!!!!!! Oh yeah!!!! I have two of them! hello my gigantic lacto-factorys and how are we today hmmm???

they say they are fine thankyou! bless them! My breasts can talk to me you know

*twitches*


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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  14:29:02  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
erm. Im slightly concerned. Hey, ahve any of your boyfirends ever decided to nam your breasts....or other areas? at firstits funny...after a while it gets scary.



I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...

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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2638 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  14:32:51  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
my girlfriend's are called audrey and hepburn. is that not normal? to name them?


And it's hard to be a human being, and it's harder as anything else, and I'm lonesome when you're around, and I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself, and I miss you when you're around.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  14:33:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nam them!? What do you mean Mel? To begin a hopeless war with them?

Remember Mel, we were winning when I left.

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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2638 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  14:34:31  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
hahahaha!!! very good.


And it's hard to be a human being, and it's harder as anything else, and I'm lonesome when you're around, and I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself, and I miss you when you're around.
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  15:03:56  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Hahaha! that top is great mike. haha.

you know what my typing is like., leave me alone.

Simon, no, its not. well, maybe it is,since every guy ive been with feels the need too.

DO any of you guys name your members? hehe



I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  15:10:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't name my girlfriends' breasteses, I just give them lip service. ;)

"That's Nuckin' Futs"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  15:14:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Very droll shine.

Simon, are you serious? Audrey and Hepburn? Oh dear.

I have no name for my member. And NO, I do not call it tiny!

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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2638 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  15:15:29  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
haha! no i was joking about the breasts thing...


And it's hard to be a human being, and it's harder as anything else, and I'm lonesome when you're around, and I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself, and I miss you when you're around.
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts

Posted - 06/28/2004 :  15:16:19  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
what is it? is it Mikey Jr? hahaha. tell tell tell!!



I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...

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