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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
 Posted - 06/01/2004 : 17:38:58
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The name of the game : the drunk post
The rules : you write anything you want, as long as you are drunk
Here we go!
People who are caught pretending they are drunk while they're not will be executed and/or banned from the forum.
you can't imagine the efforts it takes to write this without spelling mistakes.
I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2004 : 18:46:56
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I had a glass of red wine, which is close enough for me.
I just sneezed at the same time as a caller on the talk radio station.
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
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This_Guy
- FB Fan -
Canada
146 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2004 : 00:32:25
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| "hey buddy, your car was flipped over when we got here, and as for your grandma, she shouldn't have lipped off like that." |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2004 : 01:12:11
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its my birthday and i just split a case of yuengling
-brian
 - "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2004 : 17:02:04
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I'm posting, and I'm not drunk! Take THAT, Adnan! I spit on your rules and regulations!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2004 : 21:58:05
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I'm pretty drunk, but not nearly drunk enough. Where's the alcohol?!
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net |
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klikger
= Cult of Ray =
693 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2004 : 03:26:57
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| This guy, that was hilarious. And I love Tanqueray and tonic but I feel like I smoked 60 cigarretes tonight but I didnt' even smoke 1. |
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klikger
= Cult of Ray =
693 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2004 : 03:30:54
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| Ouch my head hurts. I should drink more, but it's 5:30 in the morning. |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2004 : 10:26:02
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| sometimes people think I'm drunk when I'm not. Just happy |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2004 : 12:45:06
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Gimme back my alcohol, gimmme back my alcohol........
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2004 : 01:09:00
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I really out-did myself tonight.
I feel like I just ran a mile after posting merely 5 times in a day.
Hate me.
i think I really ought to consider quiting smoking cigarettes
your thread, the back button |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2004 : 01:33:50
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Haha, nice Nirvana reference, HPM...Oops, I'm not drunk...sorry...
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2004 : 02:57:07
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i'm drunk.....
Do dyslexic-insomniac-agnostics stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog? |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2004 : 21:58:38
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I'm drunk and getting drunker. Time to break out the whiskey. Fuck this beer shit.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2004 : 15:16:33
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Thanks Nathan. It's OK though, I'm not drunk either.
Pixies!?!? Pixies!?!? Don't talk to me about the Pixies!!!.........OK, talk to me about the Pixies!!! |
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This_Guy
- FB Fan -
Canada
146 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2004 : 01:18:17
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took me forever to find this thread with one eye covered and now that i'm here youre all ugly.
YOU DON FUCKIN KNOW MEEEESH!! |
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Brackish Heart
- FB Fan -
Australia
176 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2004 : 02:53:38
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haha, fuck most of the time i post on this bored is when im pissed...like now
listening to Pistolero
actually not drunk enough (yet) to write anything stupid or irrational like i usually do |
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Brackish Heart
- FB Fan -
Australia
176 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2004 : 02:55:20
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fucken oath, Smoke Up next on the track list...probably my favourite FB track..gotta drink to that
bootlist : http://www.geocities.com/ozbooter/ |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2004 : 11:12:55
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quote:
Originally posted by Brackish Heart
fucken oath
bootlist : http://www.geocities.com/ozbooter/
Hahahaha! Brilliant! I knew when I read that, that you were from Australia, before I even checked. I have not heard that expression since I got back from my year there in '99. I've missed it. Damn I love Australia.
Pixies!?!? Pixies!?!? Don't talk to me about the Pixies!!!.........OK, talk to me about the Pixies!!! |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2004 : 16:54:34
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been to a so called fucking student night where it was supposed to be cheap but wasn't really that cheap because I've run out of money either that or I drank more than I thought I did.. passed up the chance of free drugs and cheap sex with a man I used to adore because I'm "not that type of girl"
back at my flat with tremors bloody two on telly and coffee brewing and 5 hours before I have to be up for work I almost wish I was that type of girl.
Love the expression also but heard it in "Bad Taste" which I may have mentioned before as the best film of all time ever ever ever...
anyhoo..... coffee'sa brewin'
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klikger
= Cult of Ray =
693 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 00:39:35
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Tre, it's good not to be "that type of girl". No one wants to really be with them. Just sex. Keep on keeping on, baby.
Since this is the drunk post, I must say this: I love gin and tonic and three isn't enough by any means. Wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. |
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This_Guy
- FB Fan -
Canada
146 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 00:46:36
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"that type of girl"s just so happen to be one of afew of my favorite things.
nurble. |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 05:35:24
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woke up 5 hours late for work with steaming headache and cold coffee everywhere.
oopsy
tre-who-kills-threads |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 14:34:19
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Yeah but at least you could walk properly.
Pixies!?!? Pixies!?!? Don't talk to me about the Pixies!!!.........OK, talk to me about the Pixies!!! |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 15:58:19
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I shouldn't post, text or talk to anyone while I'm drunk. It all goes horribly wrong. And although I *could* walk properly (thank heavens) I did a classy sort of crawling on my hands and knees to the phone to explain why I wasn't at work. 4 days in my new job... they love me
If we know for sure that rock ’n’ roll is truly the devil’s music—at least he fucking jams! And if it’s a choice between good tunes and eternal damnation, or eternal heaven and New Kids on the Fucking Block... I’m gonna be surfing on the Lake of Fire, rocking out |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 21:51:22
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| Hello everyone, jolly good jolly good!!! |
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