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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 18:52:17
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Hardly ever. Very very rare. Hope I haven't just jinxed myself.
Have you ever done something reckless that resulted in a major injury? (broken bones, etc.)
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 19:53:50
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Indeed - busting up the cartilage and ligaments in one leg skateboarding then walking around on it for 10 years after the fact. 4 hours with a scope, lateral release of the patella, reconstruction of the ACL, and reshaping of the cartilage. Took about 2 1/2 months to get off the sofa.
Are you beset by headaches? got a special remedy?
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 20:23:02
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Codeine works for me. Wish I lived in Canada.
Put me down for zombie. Anyone keeping count?
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Opaque
= Cult of Ray =
USA
251 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 20:56:58
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No... at least I'm not keeping count.
Do you prefer combs or hairbrushes?
"My primitive words match my primitive heart..." - Mercury Rev |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 22:03:38
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brush...
Do you still like kids toys?
(apl4eris, get your degree, you aleady started, you should just finish it, you never know, it might come in handy one day, and isn't school fun? It was for me...)
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johndietzel
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
464 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 01:23:47
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Not me, although usually to the point that I stay home from work. Try getting appendicitis when you're one of those guys who hates going to the doctor. It starts out like a really bad stomach ache type thing, and escalates past the point of being able to lie in bed.
Do you have any serious-to-life-threatening allergies?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 01:23:56
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Some toys yeah. Lego would be fun now.
Can you read sheet music?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 01:26:26
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Absolutely - I've played piano since I was seven, so it comes in handy. I can do all the theory and everything.
Is it a nice day where you are?
Kind regards, Dr. Simon Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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johndietzel
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
464 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 01:28:55
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Damn--this thread is far too active to work right now!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 01:34:18
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It looks like it might turn out OK yes.
Do you have a recording of yourself singing?
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johndietzel
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
464 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 01:36:37
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I have many of those.
Have you ever stood with one leg in one country and the other in another?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 01:41:58
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No I haven't. At least I don't think I have.
Have you ever seen ghosts, spirits, aliens, or witnessed some kind of paranormal activity?
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 05:48:28
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You're not serious, are you? |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 05:51:01
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quote: Originally posted by johndietzel Try getting appendicitis when you're one of those guys who hates going to the doctor.
(There are guys who don't hate going to the doctor?)
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 06:22:07
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To the best of my knowledge I´ve never seen an alien but quite Frankly I find the notion that no-one else in the universe knows where Earth is quite laughable.
The mullet is making a comeback in parts of Spain. Is this happening in other parts of the planet too?
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Posted - 07/10/2004 : 06:51:20
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oh yes, tony and guy have a lot to answer for
would you consider the mullet for yourself?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 07:02:02
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Well, I have kind of had the opposite of a mullet - hair long on top and in the front and short in back, so I guess I could have a real mullet. Although I think my face is too fat. So maybe not.
Does this thread need an enima?
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 07:12:47
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Enima? Enema I suppose?
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 07:41:53
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................. I'll answer to enema then.
No, funny thread because of the crap going on.
Q: Colonic irrigation, good or bad?
wilhelm |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 12:23:14
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(The ironic mullet is making its presence felt amongst the trendy set here...) I don't have much experience of colonic irrigation, but I don't imagine I'd be much up to it.
What sort of cake do yo like?
Kind regards, Dr. Simon Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 13:35:28
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Yo, if it isn't chocolate I'm not wasting the calories.
Really, Homer, about the ghosts and stuff, you're not serious are you? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:00:47
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Yeah of course I am serious, why wouldn't I be? Someone here may believe they have seen something. If they do believe that, who are we to say whether they are right or wrong?).
Are you a man who has ever been propositioned for sex but declined, or a woman who has propositioned someone for sex but been declined?
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:12:55
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This obese sweaty guy once offered himself to me in a public bathroom. I gracefully declined and not so gracefully got the hell out of there.
Did you go to church this morning?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:14:28
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No I did not.
If you could make an exact, microscopic-level copy of yourself, would you do it?
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:16:24
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What would the pro's and con's be?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:18:59
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I am not sure really. I guess a con would be that you might squash him. Oh and you would have to look after him all the time. It would be really quite disturbing if he died on you.
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:19:59
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Hmm, I suppose. How would he breathe? I believe the air molecules would be too big for his little lungs.
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:23:07
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I think my answer shall be: "No, I wouldn't". I don't want myself dying on me or anything.
What did you have for breakfast?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:23:07
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Awwwwwwww. So are you saying no then? If so, please ask another question after the beep.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:25:17
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I have not had breakfast yet. I am gonna make myself a bacon sandwich soon. With barbecue sauce. Mmmmmmmmm.
Do you love to reminisce about 80s cartoons?
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:29:35
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I wish I'd had a bacon sandwich, I settled for toast, because I'm lazy.
Reminisce, well. Kind of. I like to watch them sometimes. They're much better than what's on now, although I like dexter. Count Duckula was good.
Inspired by your other question, if you could be pocket sized for a day, what would you do?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:38:18
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I would watch girl undress. Sorry, but at least I am honest. Haveing said that I am not sure it would be safe to leave the house. The first cat I encountered would eat me.
Do you usually say Bless You (or similar phrase) when somebody sneezes?
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:41:06
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Only if I like the person that did the sneezing. Don't know why that is......
What was the nastiest thing you ever said to your wife/husband/bf/gf during an argument. (Guess who had an argument last night.........)
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Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:49:47
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hmmm thats tricky, I accidently called my ex frigid once he was in a strop for ages about that
life in space or underwater?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:50:48
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Space. I love space. I believe in it.
Are you better with numbers or words?
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