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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
 Posted - 10/02/2005 : 08:04:40
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Let's just say it involves a Twister mat.
How long was the longest phone conversation you've ever had? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2005 : 13:04:53
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Probably half an hour of explaining to someone exactly why they don't qualify for UK resident's fees.
What was the last proper letter you wrote?
 Hey deadhead: take a bite of peach. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2005 : 13:09:20
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More than likely to the Spanish embassy asking for another visa please.
What do you think a shape inventor does?
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2005 : 01:12:59
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I think he designs new types of pasta.
Quantity of alcohol ingested during the weekend?
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2005 : 02:10:19
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I had a taste of someone's Kaliber: at 0.05% alcohol I'd say not very much.
What sort of beer was the last beer you had?
Hey deadhead: take a bite of peach. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2005 : 10:00:28
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Coopers Sparkling Ale, good stuff.
How many pairs of shoes do you own? |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2005 : 23:40:26
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Guessing I'd say 20 - with a large portion of those being boots.
What did you have for breakfast today?
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 00:40:46
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toast with honey, and a mug of pineapple & grapefruit green tea.
What was the last cartoon you watched?
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 00:48:17
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The Simpsons (the one with Blinky the 3 eyed fish)
Last thing that made you laugh?
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 01:11:53
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lbf's post in PixieSteve's FB evangelist thread.
What's your least favourite vegetable?
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 01:15:41
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turnips
What's yours?
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 01:23:35
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cooked carrots
What was the last thing you burned yourself with?
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 08:38:58
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Rick James' crack pipe.
Why did the Roman Empire fall? |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 09:50:17
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They got greedy.
They spend all there wealth on luxuries, instead of proper foundations.
Er, anybody know why it really fell?! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 10:10:12
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There were a variety of factors, most of which I can't remember. I think the main reason was just that it's difficult to keep any empire together for very long. It's kind of surprising it lasted as long as it did.
How do you think the American empire will end?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 13:41:40
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it will never end. i think the United States will join forces with the almighty Canada and take over the rest of the world
do you like sprouts? |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 14:01:48
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no
how much cash do you have in your wallet/purse?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 14:05:54
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Nothing. I carry loose change in my pocket, but even then, there ain't much.
How much is a speeding fine these days?
Hey deadhead: take a bite of peach. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2005 : 10:15:06
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Too much.
How much to get a Cabinet position?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2005 : 18:02:16
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Community service, have successful fundraisers with celebrity endorsements, grease the right palms with lotsa cash and finely hone your bull-shitting skills.
What's the average home price in your immediate sorrounding community?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2005 : 18:45:46
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average? probably $600,000. no joke. we're fucked here..
do things happen for a reason or is it just random chaos? |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2005 : 18:50:49
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random chaos.
when did you last eat a doughnut?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 04:00:28
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Two weeks ago yesterday morning.
What was the very first thing you thought about upon waking this morning?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 04:01:35
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what time is it
what time is it
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 04:04:49
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Lunch time.
What are you having for lunch today?
Hey deadhead: take a bite of peach. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 04:16:07
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cheese and cucumber sandwich.
Do you cut the crusts off a sandwich?
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 04:28:51
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No! What kind of sick person are you?
What's the best sandwich you can envisage?
Hey deadhead: take a bite of peach. |
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buzzer
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
47 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 07:05:52
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A "lightly battered haddock" on a barmcake
Whats your favourite Tipple?
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 14:01:14
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At the moment I'm partial to a mojito (especially the ones from Viva Cuba)
Should I take the (now hopefully) dead frog away from my cat or leave him to enjoy himself but have to deal with the mess in the morning?
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 18:32:28
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Take it away now while it is fresh in his mind, sit him down for a good, stern talking to, make him stay after class, having him write "I will not eat frogs" fifty times on the chalk-board.
Should I have taken a peek at my beautiful customer's Marilyn Monroe skirt over her hips with the swirling wind moment this morning, or was it right of me to just stoically maintain eye contact? What would YOU have done?
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 18:42:51
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I would have stoically maintained eye contact - it's more seductive than oogling.
What are your words of wisdom?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 19:00:23
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Just be the ball. Be the ball, be the ball.
Never blow into a breath-alyzer.
Stop complaining. Shut up and go talk to her.
Oh, and credit cards are pure, unadulterated evil.
How long has it been since you went streaking?
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 19:01:04
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Mere hours.
When was the last time you felt profound sadness and what made you feel it?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 19:13:48
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***no jinxing me if I answer this***
Two years ago, as I read the text messages in her phone.
When was the last time you felt like you would spontaneously combust out of pure excitement?
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 19:35:53
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Last Saturday night, right after Gang of Four finished playing.
When was the last time your spine tingled?
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
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our lovely selves...answer a question and ask one.
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