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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
 Posted - 09/13/2005 : 18:42:10
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ZZZZZZ.
What do you do with a drunken sailor (earl-aye in the mornin')? |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 19:07:35
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Flip him onto his stomach, so he doesn't drown in his own vomit.
Working hard, or hardly working?
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 19:17:52
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Working hard, unfortunately.
Hungry or Thirtsy?
-Brian
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 19:29:46
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Thirsty.
What was the last commandment you broke?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 19:53:14
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Thou Shalt Not Steal.
I blame soulseek.
What was the last thing you can remember searching for in a search engine (google, yahoo, etc)?
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 20:03:36
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a phone number of a local business when i couldn't find my yellow pages
bill maher or george carlin?
-Brian
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 12:07:04
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George Carlin
Have you stopped beating your wife?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 20:49:37
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Never beat on her, that's what my goomah is for.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked by someone you eventually became friends with? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 01:38:20
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I've never gotten my ass kicked.
It's raining and miserable today, would you bother going outside?
 Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 01:57:33
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I don't have a choice, I just hope it stops raining by the time I go to work.
Any bright ideas for an office Christmas party?
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 08:53:35
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 18:59:27
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One word Cheeseman, Alize!!
Have you ever gotten too drunk with co-workers/bosses? Give details if yes. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 21:28:57
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No. I've never gotten drunk at all.
Have you ever slept outside for a significant period of time (and I don't mean in a tent)?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 21:48:19
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hell yeah
29 palms, somalia, my mom and dads back yard.
edit: like a dumb ass i forgot to ask a question.......
in a tent or on the ground? |
Edited by - danjersey on 09/15/2005 21:50:34 |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 21:52:44
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When I went to my cousins wedding in Topaz Lake years ago I had to share a hotel room with my dad who snores like a goddamn bear. It got so bad that I took my sleeping bag outside to a grassy knoll where I slept rather well. Waking up and getting stoned to a gorgeous sunrise made it one of the more pleasant experiences of the trip. Maybe I should become a bum.
Would you ever skydive?
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 22:00:07
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no
where the hell is lake Topaz? |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 22:11:59
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Right on the border of California and Nevada where the state line bends.
When's the last time you pulled a Dine 'N Dash? |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 22:22:22
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never
been to reno? |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 22:36:44
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The biggest little shit ass excuse for a city in the world? Too many times! I like Virginia City better, Mark Twain's office is there exactly as he left it! Before they moved everything out!! Plus you feel like your in a never ending episode of Bonanza, what could be better!!!
been to Reno?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 10:27:11
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No, sorry.
Been to Rome?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 10:29:52
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Several times.
Been all the way to Memphis?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 11:13:49
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No. Not the one in Tennessee or the one in Egypt.
How many stars can you both count and then classify?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 12:35:34
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possibly around two.
What's your favourite constellation/star?
No power in the 'verse can stop me
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 14:38:13
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I don't know the name of the staaaaaaaaaaaaaars!!!!
The world is so big and I feel so smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!
what day of the week were you born?
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 15:00:33
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Friday. I'm loving and giving!
Do you believe that?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 15:05:55
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i bleieve it...mostly.
can I just waltz back in like nothing ever happened?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 16:33:50
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Most definitely.
Can I post eventho I am a slightly bit drunk?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 16:52:46
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Doesn't stop most of these folks.
Can I be all silly despite not drinking at all?
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 20:38:38
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Yeah, you should. It's fun!
Who defines what's "silly"?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 22:41:46
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Not taking life too seriously. : )
What's life like in the fast lane? |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 22:55:17
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tire tread and rolled up blankets.
do you know the Romans? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 02:55:25
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I know no Romans.
Do you ever drink loads of caffeine in order to bounce around like a loon?
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 04:09:58
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daily
does anyone know what this skin prodding water retention thing is about?
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 12:32:47
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Someone probably does, but I don't.
Do you know the muffin man?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 12:37:28
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Only through Frank Zappa.
How about the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? |
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our lovely selves...answer a question and ask one.
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