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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 20:35:02
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no
have you ever had sex with someone and wished you were having sex with Jennifer Connelly? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 20:35:43
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No.
Have you ever had sex with someone and thought it was weird that you were pretending to be having sex with Bob Mould? And do you do this often?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 20:37:44
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no
does it bum you out that, theoretically, you're going to be having sex with the same person for the rest of your life? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 20:46:36
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Theoretically, no.
Have you ever been told you're yawn-inducing?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 20:48:24
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no
are you the kind of person who can dish it out but can't take it? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 20:49:09
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No, I can give as good as I can take and take as good as I can give.
When was the last time you checked your Body Mass Index and did it freak you out?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 20:52:00
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i don't think i know what that is
at what age should you stop partying like you're in your 20's? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 20:52:51
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In your late 20s.
Would you like to explain what Jennifer Connely was thinking when she dressed like this?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 20:57:29
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Jennifer Connelly needs no explanation
do you have any idea what i'm thinking when i see this picture?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 20:59:33
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That her hair looks really shiny and healthy and she must use a good conditioner and you wonder if you can find out which conditioner and whether it's available at your neighborhood drugstore.
If Jennifer Connely lost both sets of limbs would you still wanna nail her?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 21:02:40
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i don't use the term "nail" when talking about women.
how great of a fuck do you think she'd be though? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 21:03:56
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I think she'd be great. If I did women, I'd do her.
Why don't you accept what a perfectly good verb "nail" is in describing sex?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 21:07:43
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it seems disrespectful somehow
do you enjoy bird-dogging chicks and/or banging beaver? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 21:39:34
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No, I don't condone such blatant animal abuse.
What's your favorite euphemism for sexual intercourse?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 21:49:43
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"Laying pipe"
What's your favorite euphemism for a woman who frequently has indiscriminate sex? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 01:15:06
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Slapper. Subtle and efficient.
What CD should I put on at work right now?
What's a computer? Eat Y'self Fitter! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 01:17:08
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Raging Speedhorn (heeeheee)
okay - something silly and possibly a bit cheesy to help with the Friday mood
What are you up to this weekend? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 01:17:14
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this weekend, I'm doing mysterious and useful things.
Should I have another coffee before I go in to uni?
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
Edited by - starmekitten on 06/24/2005 01:17:50 |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 01:18:39
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Of course you should
Do you ever drink herbal tea and what is your favourite flavour? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 01:19:43
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no, I don't think I like herbal tea, I like green tea though
does that count?
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 01:29:32
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Yes, I think so.
Have you ever had green tea done properly, i.e. Japanese tea ceremony?
What's a computer? Eat Y'self Fitter! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 05:08:34
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Yes and it was boring and took forever felt like I had attention-deficit disorder.
Do you have tea every afternoon?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 10:53:30
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No. In fact, I never have tea at all.
Do you have orange juice every morning?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 11:08:23
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I never ever drink juice, juice is evil.
How often do you chew gum?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 11:14:17
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Never. It irritates my jaw.
When and what brand was the last beer you had? |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 11:14:19
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Rarely...when I do, it's usually Big Red cinammon-flavored gum. Tasty stuff! Otherwise I just grab odd pieces of gum off of friends, when they have it.
How often do you spit in public? |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 11:15:11
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whoa, simul-posting central, BLT.
Next person take your pick...CHOOSE WISELY
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 12:03:25
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A lady never spits.
Do you ever cough really loudly and annoyingly?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 12:35:02
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I bought Kronenburg last Saturday.
I'l leave PsychicTwin's for someone else
Don't believe the type!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 12:37:53
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I already answered psychic's and have posted a pending question.
Do you ever cough really loudly and annoyingly?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 12:40:24
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No.
Why are yawns contagious?
Don't believe the type!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 12:41:18
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Because of some scientific explanation that eludes me.
Do you ever wish you'd learned a foreign language?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 12:56:41
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Yes I do.
Have you ever owned a pez dispenser? If so, which one(s)
Don't believe the type!
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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 06/24/2005 12:57:23 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 12:57:34
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The complete Simpson's family, natch.
Would you have sex with Jennifer Connely?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 13:13:20
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(I have Homer Pez Dispenser looking at me now)
Yes. She's on The Jonathan Ross Show tonight.
Do you wear glasses, contact lenses or neither?
Don't believe the type!
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