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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
 Posted - 05/17/2004 : 02:46:03
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In the laundry room, there's a sign that says, "Slippery When Wet - Do Not Play".
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
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This_Guy
- FB Fan -
Canada
146 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 02:56:25
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| your ladlord is very very wise. |
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the thing
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
313 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 03:47:34
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Good
My head was feeling scared, but my heart was feeling free |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 11:59:18
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Yes,may kudos to the landlord
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 12:44:59
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Makes me that much more proud to live here.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 12:54:53
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You are lucky. We don't have outlawed Bon Jovi yet.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 12:57:08
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Did you know LIVING ON A PRAYER is one of the very top Karoke songs? Sing it sometime and the ENTIRE BAR will sing along. It's scary.
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there's fire if you want it, let me know. I'm sick and tired of letting go... |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 13:14:32
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Zing!
Boycott cults and t's |
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jujube
- FB Fan -
Kiribati
29 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 13:20:56
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| I'm not being ironic here, I think New Jersey is probably the best Bon Jovi album ever. I mean, just listen to Wild Is The Wind... Any songwriter would kill for a chorus as catchy as this ! It's not even cool anymore to hate Bon Jovi, so you shouldn't bother. I don't like Slippery When Wet too much, though. |
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TameReg
- FB Fan -
USA
110 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 19:31:37
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| Hmmm. I work for a real estate that manages property. Maybe we could do this in all of our properties? It would be kind of a public service. |
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 20:41:37
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i just liked the term "ladlord"
warm wishes and fond regards,
betty |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2004 : 07:45:27
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Yeah I'm not a big fan of Bon Jovi.... but they do produce songs which are fucking great to sing at Kareoke. Thats what they deserve credit for!
Just the good ole boys, never meaning no harm,
that all you ever saw
been in trouble with the law,
since the day they were born |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2004 : 07:53:05
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I like Bon Jovi.
Especially "Wanted dead or alive" :
I'm a cowboy, on a steeeeeeeel horse I riiiide
I'm wanted, waaaaaanteeeeeeed, dead or a-liiiiiiiiiiive
It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 11:14:04
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OK, 'Bon' means 'Good' in French. That's the first problem I have with them.
It's like that time I went to see Snatch at the cinema. Boy did I feel cheated!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 11:29:07
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I love Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's take on Bon Jovi:
'Interviewing Bon Jovi about his upcoming role in “John Carpenter’s Vampires,” Triumph told him, “That’s good... finally a role that requires you to suck!”'
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2406824
He even quotes your favorite line, Adnan.
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 14:03:27
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Oh god, they just played 'It's My Life' by Bon Jovi as they handed the UEFA Cup to Valencia.
Of all the songs to signify victory..........
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 14:06:09
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
I love Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's take on Bon Jovi:
'Interviewing Bon Jovi about his upcoming role in “John Carpenter’s Vampires,” Triumph told him, “That’s good... finally a role that requires you to suck!”'
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2406824
He even quotes your favorite line, Adnan.
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat.
You can always trust Triumph to herald the quintessential truths of the world. That segment where he bashes all the Star Wars uberfans outside of the Episode I premiere?? PRICELESS.
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"I'd rather the stuff I do be half a dozen people's favorite thing, as opposed to 10 million people's ninth-favorite thing." -Ricky Gervais |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 14:17:45
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Yes, Bon Jovi does just rock too hard.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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martha_promise
= Cult of Ray =
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 14:27:55
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"Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give love a bad name."
ever since Love has been going by "dipshit". Or Mr. Dipshit, if you prefer.
...umm uh, yeah.
~~I love the north part,... I love your marble ear~~ |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 14:33:29
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Oh god, they just played 'It's My Life' by Bon Jovi as they handed the UEFA Cup to Valencia.
Of all the songs to signify victory..........
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
FUCKING VALENCIA!
I prefer 'It's my life' by Dr Alban. Now that was a good song.
What happened to Dr Alban? I used to like him a lot. Remember 'No coke', 'Sing Hallelujah' etc. Did you know he was Swedish, btw?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 12:56:50
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You don't like Valencia then Adnan?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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We can't listen to Bon Jovi in my apartment
